Family members around the holidays

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  1. mb711

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    The response to this is, “well I’m not either, but you’re still headin over here....so”
     
  2. lomcevak

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    Sounds like that guy needs to go the way of the dinosaurs (no offense)
     
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  3. southside

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    Cracking up at “not into dinosaurs right now” as if you caught him on an off day
     
  4. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Dinosaurs were so 2019 yo
     
  5. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Seems like a long time to give up drinking for something so minuscule
     
  6. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    It wasn’t minuscule to Mrs. Celemo
     
  7. Jimmy the Saint

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    Seems like only a slight overreaction to a largely meaningless game.
     
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  8. Bo Pelinis

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    You can take my replica 2005 MasterCard Alamo Bowl trophy from my cold dead hands. I’m still savoring it 15 years later.
     
  9. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    I, for one, appreciate Celemo suggesting it was only his Husk friends who told him how things would have gone h2h between NU and UM in '97 and not every non-UM friend in the world.

    Also, Penn State in '94 stood a MUCH better chance.
     
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  10. bigred77

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    Who had a bigger overreaction?

    The Celemo overreaction to the game?

    Mrs Celemo overreaction of the Celemo overreaction to the game?

    Or Celemo overreaction to the Mrs Celemo overreaction of the Celemo overreaction to the game?
     
  11. One Two

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    Full confession on overreacting to college football games.

    Auburn vs. Georgia 2013 I had a mixed crowd watching at my place. When Aaron Murray scored late a Bama friend that was over went nuts and I proceeded to Hulk smash the coffee table and tried to fight him. I was escorted out by other friends and missed the “prayer in Jordan Hare” reception live.
     
  12. dump

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  13. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Did you go through a full case of Dr Pepper?
     
  14. Arrec Bardwin

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    Put me in the camp that if you’re punching holes in walls you have a problem.
     
  15. —

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    Someone has never shotgunned a Monster and put on a P.O.D. album...
     
  16. Lip

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    Were any walls penetrated tho
     
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  17. dump

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    During the game yes
     
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  18. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    This is bad, but “loudly rooting against your team even though his team isn’t playing” guy can get fucked.
     
  19. seanofthedead86

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    Lots of examples in this thread of why I watch football by myself.
     
  20. Eathan Edwards

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    I fully believe Apple is being dicks to everyone to force Christmas purchases.

    Never in my life have I had so many absurd autocorrects.

    My phone currently autocorrects "time" to "tome" without fail.

    I appreciate that it forced me to learn what that word meant "a book, especially a large, heavy, scholarly one" - but definitely had never once used it.
     
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  21. Eathan Edwards

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    Not this exact reason, but this is a part of why we have cameras everywhere.

    You get to review the tape of any ridiculous occurrence like an NFL analyst to start your day.

    This has caused plenty of unnecessary debates - but those few that I had a clear and definitive win of the argument.....totally worth it.
     
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  22. IV

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    Why do you even care about their co-opted pagan traditions?
     
  23. Iron Mickey

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    because in the age of hyperrealism the only way to make anything mean anything is intersubjective consistency
     
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  24. Bo Pelinis

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    Time is a human construct how are trees real when our eyes aren't real
     
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  25. IV

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    totally

    :idk:
     
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  26. Iron Mickey

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  27. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  28. Coach Prison Mike

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    Is it any coincidence that birds (confirmed not real animals) happen to live in trees?
     
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  29. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Some of y’all need some god damn therapy
     
  30. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Depends on the context. I have friends that are loud and obnoxious about their team and I have no issues with laughing at their team when shit hits the fan.
     
  31. Gallant Knight

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    If Arkansas is ever good again my wife is not even close to ready for how I will act during games

    But we suck so she is prob fine
     
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  32. Bricktop the white

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    all of my dinner plans got tossed out the window by everyone else insisting they knew better so i gave up.
     
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  33. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    Get boozin, start a fight in a couple hours
     
  34. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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  35. dump

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  36. CUAngler

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    My 4 year old is out here roasting everyone.

    stopped the thanksgiving dinner to ask his grandparents why they don’t live together. They are divorced and both remarried.

    then he asked the step grandfather why he’s dressed like a clown. He’s wearing some elastic wasteband denim type pants with a braided belt.
     
  37. bertwing

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    Atta kid. Don’t let those boomers have a moment of peace
     
  38. Whammy Business

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    My girlfriend is currently on a Zoom call with her mom and aunt who live together. They’ve got the laptop set up on the dining room table and are eating while other people on the Zoom call aren’t.

    Do you want to join?

    Are we at the fucking zoo? No I don’t want to join.
     
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  39. bro

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  40. Gambler

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    That's some funny shit. Kids are truthful, like it or not.
     
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  41. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Observant in a harsh manner, children lie all the time
     
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  42. bro

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    Don’t put on any weight or he will call your ass out for those extra 15 lbs
     
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  43. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    My 3 year old asked me where the hair on the top of my head went.
     
  44. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    q u i t f u c k i n g b r e e d i n g

    Jk I’m drunk by the fryer and festive, for real grateful for a lot of y’all over the past 11+ years <3
     
  45. DaveGrohl

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    In this same vein, my closest friend group has one Auburn couple in it and they always want to watch the Iron Bowl with us. I don't get it. It's such a bad idea. None of us would get this bad, but it's just weird no matter who wins. That's the one day a year I draw a hard line at hanging out with Auburn fans.
     
  46. Bo Pelinis

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    Thanksgiving night and I’m drinking and listening to Christmas music Iron Mickey
     
  47. cutig

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    Fucking weirdo
     
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  48. Bo Pelinis

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    :shrug:
     
  49. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Beat my 10-year-old nephew in match play earlier in sudden death. Nice way to pregame Thanksgiving meal. Earned those calories.

    I know I know. It sounds unfair. But my tees were like way further back.
     
  50. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Hope he cried a little
     
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