Official Dads of TMB Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Boo MFer!, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    That’s cool as hell
     
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  2. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    I was so excited when I got my brother's bunkbed when I was around 10.
     
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  3. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I bet you're tons of fun at parties
     
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  4. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    so lately the local pbs has been airing old mister rogers episodes on saturday and sunday mornings and after initially being down on it both kids are asking when its going to be on again. its like asmr for kids (and me)
     
  5. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Levi thinks he has great control of his hands right now, which can make bottle feeding hilarious. He wants to control it, and then the nipple is in his eye.
     
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  6. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Yes, I'm downright delightful.

    The men want to be me & the women want to be with me. Its quite the curse.
     
  7. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Declan has finally mastered holding the bottle if he is on his back. He’s also now discovered and is amazed with interlocking his fingers.
     
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  8. THE REAL GUBBERJK

    THE REAL GUBBERJK original ocean grown
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    Good for you I wish you alot of future excitement
    god bless
    go gators!
     
  9. jbr

    jbr Well-Hung Member
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    Here’s an update on my sack since I’m bored as fuck. My right nut is 100%. The left side has a duck egg sized hematoma and black bruising all over. It’s up there with the worst thing I’ve ever experienced. The dr says 7-14 days to recovery. I’m on day 5. I can’t sleep, can’t sit down, can barely move. It’s the 2020 of vasectomies.

    On the plus side, I’ve been sending pictures of my sack to friends and family. Never turn down the opportunity to send swollen nut pics to your siblings.
     
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  10. THE REAL GUBBERJK

    THE REAL GUBBERJK original ocean grown
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    damn brotha !
    can ya help a friend out ?
    my balls itch .
    hmmmmmm ?
     
  11. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    He sleeps really well. His big sleep is from 9pm-4am and rarely wakes up. During the day, if he is not sleeping, he is generally pretty agreeable so no complaints.
     
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  12. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Syncing my spotify account to the Echo that plays my kid's nighttime music has completely fucked up the music recommendations.

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  13. Rabid

    Rabid Fan of: DQ Treats
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    I know that feeling. Recommendations used to be great. Now Spotify wants me to play endless lullabies or Mozart for babies.
     
  14. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    4 month check up today. Apparently my child is going to be tiny :donotwant:. He's like 25% for height/weight/head size.

    I might not forgive my wife if she introduced gene's into my bloodline to produce a sub 6' man.
     
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  15. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    But he's healthy outside all the damn cesspool of germs he brings home from daycare
     
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  16. mc415

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    mine was huge at that point and now 14 months in hes smaller side so doesn’t mean much
     
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  17. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    Both of my kids are around that number. My son's weight % has started to go up but the height reminds below 25%. so he may get his dad's fat body with his mom's short height. Basically I'm raising George Costanza with hair (so far)

    My wife's entire family is small and I'm literally the biggest person in my family by a pretty wide margin. And I'm only 6'-220. So I guess this was destined.
     
  18. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Yeah, I more kidding. I'm not too worried about percentiles right now. I think I was pretty much his exact weight/height when he was born.
     
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  19. pianoman

    pianoman my drinks are free
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    Lower percentile means you're not having to buy clothes as often. My son's 98 percentile for height and 73 for weight so at 8 months he already fills out the 18 month clothing. At the current rate he's going it means we're probably having to buy winter clothes in February that are 24 months that he'll wear for a month or so and then have to buy spring/summer for 24 months too.
     
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  20. Marbles

    Marbles Trudging the road to happy destiny
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    My baby girl could be born any day now. Have our bags packed. My step son was born at 37 weeks and that’s where we’re at with her. I’m so excited and nervous.
     
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  21. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    Anybody have any recs for backyard swingset/fort thing? I saw some on Amazon and they are much cheaper than i thought. Obviously don't want to get a piece of shit.
     
  22. Marbles

    Marbles Trudging the road to happy destiny
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    We order one the other day from Walmart. It was like 350 or something. Just a simple one that I hope doesn’t collapse in the next few years.
     
  23. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    yeah that's what i have seen. i'm just weary about buying a piece of junk.
     
  24. Marbles

    Marbles Trudging the road to happy destiny
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    Yeah. We just couldn’t afford much more with a daughter coming.
     
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  25. JC

    JC I yell sometimes when I watch sports
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    I am in this exact same spot. I have some friends that ordered a Rainbow Play Systems set during Black Friday/Cyber Monday. They are expensive but they are best quality. My wife is pushing hard for us to get one this year. I don’t want to spend that much but also don’t want something shitty that won’t last.
     
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  26. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    kezarmyaj
     
  27. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    yep the kind on Amazon are like $400. then you can spend a grand and get every bell and whistle you want. i just want something that isn't going to break down in a couple of years.
     
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  28. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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    Check out Sam's club or Costco.
     
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  29. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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  30. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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  31. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    I did it by myself because I like being married and it took me probably about 8 hours.
     
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  32. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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  33. Marbles

    Marbles Trudging the road to happy destiny
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    Me and my five year old have gotten into nerf wars. I got him a vest and mask. Not gonna lie. There’s something cathartic about unloading six straight nerf bullets into your child’s face.
     
  34. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    If you're like us, you will forever be picking up nerf bullets and finding them everywhere.
    I finally gave up in the yard and just mow them down
     
  35. Marbles

    Marbles Trudging the road to happy destiny
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    Yeah. We just went ahead and bought a 200 pack today instead of trying to look for all of them.
     
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  36. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    That seems like a lot a first
     
  37. REGGNECK

    REGGNECK You wanna know what I been down , DONT BOTHER ME
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    Back in my day we shot each other with BB guns
    #pussification
    I kid ...
     
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  38. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    Boy #2 on the way. :chatzy:
     
  39. CUgator

    CUgator Well-Known Member
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    Up drinking with dad til 2:30. Oldest woke me up at 6. Kill me.
     
  40. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    Both mine slept until 7:30ish. I had to go check and make sure they were okay as they usually wake up at 6 on their own. Wierd times.
     
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  41. CUgator

    CUgator Well-Known Member
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    mine are usually 7:30 sleepers, naturally.
     
  42. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    I shut it down around 7pm after drinking since noon. This morning confirms my wisdom. Ready to do it again.
     
  43. NoNatty

    NoNatty Keyboard Cowboy
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    Officially out of two under 2. Thank baby Jesus.
     
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  44. jbr

    jbr Well-Hung Member
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    I’m an afternoon/evening drinker since having kids. Usually crack my first beer at 3pm, have a few drinks, and finish up around 7pm. That gives me time to rehydrate a little bit and be ready for getting woken up 5 times throughout the night.
     
  45. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Do any of you have an elderly parent or in-law living with you while you're raising a toddler? My MIL has dementia (either Lewy-Body or possibly Alzheimer's) and had to move in with me, my wife, and my 3.5 year old since she was doing very poorly in her assisted living facility that shut down when COVID hit. We have some caregiver help, but we basically just sit around the house since the MIL is so frail unless I take my daughter with me by myself which is getting exhausting given that I'm not taking her indoors anywhere.

    We're hoping my MIL can move into a facility when things improve towards the end of winter, but I'm just absolutely miserable right now and just look forward to mondays when I can go back to work and be by myself.
     
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  46. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
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    Sorry man, sounds like a tough situation. Hang in there.
     
  47. The Blackfish

    The Blackfish The Fish in Black
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    Daughter finally cut her first tooth @ 13 months.

    Son had like 6 already all the way in at this point.
     
  48. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Can’t sympathize with that exact situation but I understand the feeling of work being a reprieve
     
  49. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    3 is worse than 2. Buckle up mother fucker
     
  50. NoNatty

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