Jennifer Lopez is now 52 yrs old

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  1. Eathan Edwards

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    Have friends that literally their entire day schedule is to be as attractive as possible.

    A wife with a job or kids - that’s just not an equal playing field.
     
  2. War Grundle

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    Also having millions helps.
     
  3. War Grundle

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    Totally agree. I’m not impressed with celebrity’s looks. They don’t live in the same world as we do.


    Plastic surgery, cooks, nanny’s and unlimited time to work on their image.
     
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  4. Chumbolone

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  5. Eathan Edwards

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    Well damnit - now I’m intrigued.
     
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  6. LookslikeUofI

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    Lack of stress too
     
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  7. Hank Scorpio

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    I would say it's 50% genetics (which you can't fix) and 50% healthy eating/exercising/skin care, which anyone can do.

    I know a 55 yr old mother of 3 who looks better than most women half her age.

    She still worked, raised a family, etc.
    But her genetics made everything a lot easier to maintain I'm sure.

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  8. War Grundle

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    Genetics are key but when a woman is 50 with a perfect ass and no wrinkles she’s had a lot of help.
     
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  9. Daniel Ocean

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    money yeah some genetics but money. You need the money for the nutrition for the workouts for everything you need to look like that.
     
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  10. Hank Scorpio

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    You really don't.
     
  11. Daniel Ocean

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    lol okay
     
  12. Hank Scorpio

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    Lol
     
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    It was probably the same look I gave your post when I got to the last couple lines.
     
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  14. Daniel Ocean

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    LMAO
     
  15. Hank Scorpio

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    LMFAO
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

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  18. AptosDuck

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    It helps to have a good photographer
     
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  19. Daniel Ocean

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    [​IMG]
     
  20. Fidelio

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    I think she has a great ass
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

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    it’s the photographer
     
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  22. Fidelio

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    I haven’t seen the photographers ass silly
     
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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    It’s great trust me I’m a lawyer
     
  24. racer

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    If you could link her Reddit and/or onlyfans that would be swell.
     
  25. Eathan Edwards

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    Any over/under budget you assume an LA female on a trend diet that seemingly changes weekly to be....double it and understand our struggle.
     
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    Was there a pencil with teethmarks?
     
  27. Gambler

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    You could post her picks here. Our panel of esteemed experts could give you a solid estimate of her overall value.
     
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  28. Bruce Wayne

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    These people will spend $300 at Whole Foods on organic food when you could spend $70 at Walmart buying the exact same stuff
     
  29. Beeds07

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    No kink shaming
     
  30. Brewtus

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    Not recent or anything, but thought this thread needed to get back on track.



    Here's recent...
     
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    That left thumb is really fucking with me.
     
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    Shocked A-Rod couldn’t bring it home.
     
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    Probably fought over mirror time.
     
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    Probably b/c he was trying to bang Madison from Southern Charm #Bravo Bros
     
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    married 3 times, engaged 4, can't make it work :gross:
     
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  41. Jack Parkman

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    @jose Canseco
     
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  42. BP

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    By a lot of accounts she's a terrible person
     
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  43. Jack Parkman

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    Conseco with the cheap shot!

     
  44. War Grundle

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    I mean yeah. She’s as self absorbed and high maintenance as I’m sure it gets. She apparently only bathes in Evian water while traveling. She’s an average singer and actress but since she can do both she has an elevated celebrity.

    She’s hot but she also has every possible advantage so while she takes care of herself I’ve never been in awe of her. Her main goal is to stay hot.
     
  45. War Grundle

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    All we need Martin to do is a sacrifice fly and he looks at strike three.

    He’s worse now than as a freshman.
     
  46. War Grundle

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    Dingers!!!!!

    Logan Lacey pinch hit 2 run HR

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  47. War Grundle

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    Freshman Ramono with a RBI single

    5-3 FSU Top 8th
     
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  49. War Grundle

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    DeSedas sucks. Passed ball moves runner to third but he acts like got hit which would keep the runner at second. How about you try and hit?
     
  50. CF3234

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    This isn’t the home board.