Parents naming their kids weird names

"Bexley, get down here and clean your room you little fuck bag!"

 

Mrs. Regg has a pregnant friend going to name first child Aladdin ...

 

I once had to go through a contract with a guy who legally changed his name to Goldfinger. He was a mid 40’s white guy who’s name used to be Ira. His signature on the contract and on his drivers license was I shit you not this...

 

He'd really have no choice but to be a douche.

I'm just glad she isn't pregnant yet and has time to start liking a different name.

 

Bexley is an abomination of a name

 

I found the guy on Facebook and let me know if this meets your expectations

 

Again, this will sound totally made up, but I swear to you that he told another employee that he tried to change it to “Pimp Daddy Goldfinger,” but when he was not allowed to proceed with that he went with just Goldfinger.

 

This was in Louisiana I'm guessing

 

More fittingly, Vegas.

 

Eathan Edwards is finally revealed

 

Yeah it is a pretty dope ass perm. You should get one, it would look good on you.

 

I fully endorse this idea, grow a stache too

 

Goldfinger was a great way to start the morning.

 

This is a micro aggression against those of us with naturally curly hair.

 

It's a self induced shame and why I keep my hair cut short

 

Totes pimp fr fr, but he low key straight up looks like a child molestor

 

you and I have different definitions of low key

 

Def

 

I remember my brother had a friend that went by Bex, short for Bexley. But admittedly I can't recall if that was his first or last name. I think last.

 

The kid next door when I was a kid 7-10ish was my age and named Buck.

 

Saw a snap story of a soon to be girl named Bexley.

Coworker with a daughter named Xailey.

A different coworker with a son named Baryck. She revealed that she wanted to
name him Bull. Not as a nickname, though. His real name. Can't tell if the little fucker got lucky or not.

 

Eighteen years of free home internet service, and all they had to do was ruin their kid’s life! #LifeHack

 

oh fuck, that poor child

 

Kids below mine at Daycare. Wriley, Baxley, Leighton.

 

Saw a yard today with signs in it for their kids whatever and the names were Lynzie and Klynt. Smh.

 

last 2 posts are triggering me very much

 

Fucking clickbait, what was the name? I'm not clicking through.

 

According to NPR, the new parents responded to an advertisement from Twifi, a Swiss-based Internet provider offering to provide free internet for 18 years to anyone who named their child after the service.

“Twifus” for a boy and “Twifia” for a girl were the names chosen by the internet provider.

 

Local animal shelter I follow posted this good boy today. Poor guy not only had what I assume is a terrible owner, but got stuck with a shitty name to boot.

Spoiler

 

you must shake your head till your neck breaks when you see this shit

 

Twins (boy/girl)

Ledger and Wrenley

 

Heaven help us.

 

Like Heath and GOT?

 

Probably like the accounting tool and the bird

 

If you’re naming one of your twins Ledger because of your passion for all things accounting, why not name the twins debit and credit smh

 

Owsley

 

Wrenley isn't that bad.


Ledger though

 

It definitely is not based on a passion for accounting. No clue where she came up with those names

 

Maybe they’re named after Louis’s sister, Ren.

 

My cousin named her daughter Blakeleigh. Yikes

 

Why not just Wren?

Wrenley is awful.

 

You see where you're wrong is that both are absolutely atrocious names.

I think there's a hidden danger to this thread where it's a thread full of all the worst white kid names imaginable so naturally as youre perusing these terrible names, your brain kinda sets the bar at McKennedeigh 5 pages ago. But Blakeleigh, Ledger, Wrenley and Bexley are still absolutely deplorable names for children.

I think we need a page of Daves, Mikes and Catherines every 5 pages or so just as a palate cleanser

 

New one!

Couple naming their son Ritter... Rit for short.