Gambling Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bro, Nov 25, 2020.

  1. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    Sorry, I flipped it in my head that he wanted the Ravens +10. And you could get them at +10.5. So if it was exactly 10 he'd push and you'd win your bet
     
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  2. Wendel Clark

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    Yeah I knew what you were going for.
     
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  3. Wendel Clark

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    I think I’m more fucking mad I won’t be able to enjoy my massage
     
  4. letan

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    I need to stop betting on college basketball
     
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  5. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    or fade the thread when everyone agrees on one game :laugh:
     
  6. —

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    The cardinal came out like turds,

    but PSG off to a nice start. lets go Lazio too.
     
  7. —

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    Sports betting isn't about LOCKS its about getting good numbers. Consistently beat the closing line and you will do fine. Sucks Stanford is sucking but the name of the game is to win ~55% of your bets. That means you are going to lose some.
     
  8. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Am now like 0-6 on the week.
     
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  9. Wendel Clark

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    Also it seems like we have some newer people to this. Great 60 mins piece a while ago.

     
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  10. Wendel Clark

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    Welp let’s go Baltimore
     
  11. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    I am on:

    parlay of U 48 and Pitt -4
    Big Ben under 271 yards
    over of yards for Boykin 14.5
     
  12. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    this is an amazing spin zone
     
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  13. Wendel Clark

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    It’s the truth though. If you consistently beat the number, you will win in the long term. The greatest bettors in the world hit 58-60%. Anyone that says otherwise is full of shit.

    We all have losing weeks, losing months. It’s about being disclipined to not do crazy things when it happens.
     
  14. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    oh dear
     
  15. Wendel Clark

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    Massage time, I’ll see you guys in a hour.
     
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  16. Wendel Clark

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    Not what I wanted to see before I go for a massage
     
  17. Wendel Clark

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    Is that really an INT?! Please say yes. Sitting in the lobby
     
  18. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Of course it is true. But it is a hilarious thing to post unprompted after losing a morning bet.
     
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  19. ohhaithur

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    it is, on 4th down anyway

    ravens next drive: safety has lower odds than scoring a td :roll:
     
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  20. bro

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    Lol Big Ben you idiot. Love how sloppy both teams look right now
     
  21. ohhaithur

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    might want to ask for a full release
     
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  22. Wendel Clark

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    Baltimore is not going to score.
     
  23. bro

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    Missed XP!
     
  24. —

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    Unprompted? I was providing context to people venting about the loss. My guess is most people in here are casual bettors who may not understand the reality of what a winning bettor looks like.
     
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  25. bro

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    nobody was venting
     
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    **expressing dismay about a loss**
     
  27. bro

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    All these FGs are glorious. Pitt could have several TDs by now. Instead they only have one, and it was defensive.
     
  28. ASU Knight

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    This is young ASU Knight in a nut shell. I could sit at a poker table for 10-12 hours no problem and cash out ahead more times than not. However, let me lose a $50-$75 3-4 team parlay on the final game of the afternoon and then go tilt and throw another couple hundred on some random horse numbers based on ML odds. I would then chase unrealistic bets until I nickel and dimed my way out of cash from the initial $300-$500 I would deposit a few times per year.
     
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  29. bro

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    that was an amazing sequence for the under and a Pittsburgh cover. He should have caught that, but it was terrible management.
     
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  30. Wendel Clark

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    Fantastic massage. Now come on Baltimore defense hold ip
     
  31. Wendel Clark

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    what happened
     
  32. Wendel Clark

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    2nd and goal from the 1 and got nothing. Im fucked
     
  33. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    what a wild first half
     
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  34. bro

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    looking good so far
     
  35. Wendel Clark

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    Let’s fucking go
     
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  36. Wendel Clark

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    2 straight empty trips in Pitt territory is going to kill this
     
  37. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    If the game could end 12-7, that'd be great
     
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  38. Wendel Clark

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    Finally home
     

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  39. Wendel Clark

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    No peters No Smith.

    Steelers are going to blow this out the water now
     
  40. houtex716

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    Touchdown here would be great
     
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  41. Wendel Clark

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  43. TheDKALife

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    That Steelers pile at halftime to delay the next snap was cheap AF.
     
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  44. dblplay1212

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  45. ohhaithur

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    UNC/Texas went great for me. I kept betting value and arbed to +4 units if Texas wins, +5 if UNC wins. Shame I got blown up by the same thing in the 3rd place game so I'm barely profiting today
     
  46. ohhaithur

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    McSorley is here to save the day
     
  47. Wendel Clark

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  48. dblplay1212

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    idk if my stream is behind or not but that 1st down route where he threw it 5 yards short on a 5 yard out was just smh bad.
     
  49. Wendel Clark

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    That was the same penalty on Cam on Sundsy
     
  50. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    First win of the week. Big shot by the Texas kid.
     
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