What the hell did you get your wife/gf for Christmas?

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Merica, Dec 16, 2016.

  1. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    I think this website has some lovely things your wives or girlfriends might like if they're into stuff like this site sells. I couldn't explain to you what or why but if they're anything like my wife, her friends, or many of the women I know in the 25-45 age range then there's probably something there for them.

    https://shophammett.com/
     
  2. Bricktop the white

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    I bought my fiance these from the Chicago museum of art gift shop and they get more compliments than any other piece of jewelry I've gotten here. The designer has a ton of other interesting stuff too
    https://www.suerosengard.com/earrings/b1-earrings/?page=3
     
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  3. Hank Scorpio

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    Got Mrs. Scorpio a pair of UA Project Rock Bluetooth ear buds
     
  4. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Sienese Deruta ceramics just arrived via UPS. Now I have to keep them under wraps for three fucking weeks

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  5. ButchCassidy

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    I was thinking a foot massager so I don't have to do it. I don't like feet.
     
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  6. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    A years subscription to TMB
     
  7. Bruce Bowen

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    Stealing this for pregnant mrs. bowen.
     
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  8. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
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    Engagement ring which she just received, dodgers WS memorabilia (her family is huge fans) and a new set of king size pillows
     
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  9. steamengine

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    I got her a gold plate on a nice necklace that says “unprecedented times” and when you flip it over it say “the new normal”
     
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  10. BumpingNasties

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    Fuck I’m so lost this year on what to get.

    She legit wants a new vacuum, some Bissell that vacuums and mops at the same time since we have hardwoods. She has some sort of vacuum addiction.

    When we met I had a Roomba. She eventually tells me it doesn’t do a good enough job. We get some expensive dyson vacuum. I give the roomba to my little sister. Ok fine it vacuums, what else can you want. She doesn’t like having to use it everyday so she wants another roomba. We get the self cleaning one. I’m fucking annoyed about vacuums now. She then says the dyson doesn’t do a good job with dog hair so get a middle tier shark vacuum. After all this we get cleaners that come once a week.

    Radio silence on vacuums for over a year and now this shit. I said no fucking way when she saw the commercial and wanted one. We still have three vacuums and god damn cleaners that come.

    Thanks for letting me vent fellas.
     
  11. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    Best vacuum for hardwood floors and pet hair is the Miele C3 Calima or C3 cat & dog imo. Expensive but our Calima is fantastic and she’s finally stopped asking for a new vacuum every year.
     
  12. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    Foot massager, Nepresso Deluxe and a couple cashmere sweaters.
     
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  13. Kevintensity

    Kevintensity Poster/Posting Game Coordinator
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    What's that red dot on your sweater?
     
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  14. mc415

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    2 pairs of sneakers
     
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  15. Funshot Residue

    Funshot Residue Mammoth Stabber
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    Nikon 5600 DSLR with lenses, upgraded battery, fancy ass mem card.
     
  16. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    We bought a Miele Callisto back in 2008, still going strong
     
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  17. bigred77

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    Probably like a Micheal kors purse because she has a purse addiction, a semi cheap piece of jewelry or two, and something cheesy like a t-shirt from some new restaurant we discovered in the last year that will mean more to her than anything else
     
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  18. bigred77

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    My parents bought a kirby before I was born that still works better than any vacuum I've ever seen, but its one of those two piece things and my wife refuses to use it
     
  19. Festus McBadass

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    Picked up my wife a Michael Kors purse from their outlet store for 80% off this past weekend. It was still $100.
     
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  20. a.tramp

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    texasraider
     
  21. bigred77

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    Got one of them stores near where I work, only place to buy them imo
     
  22. Festus McBadass

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    Also picked her up a fancy jacket from there that’s normally $250 for $50.
     
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  23. bigred77

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    Best part is, even if they know, it doesn't matter cause their friends never known its from the clearance rack
     
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  24. Festus McBadass

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    She was with me and picked it all out. She love a good bargain.
     
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  25. bigred77

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    Yea, so does mine





    So much that every fucking email sale from Macy's or anywhere means we must buy something because it's such a good deal
     
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  26. texasraider

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    Serious I bought one for my wife for Christmas for this exact reason
     
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  27. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Congrats!
     
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  28. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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  29. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    i bought this one for my wife last year and she loves it. She keeps it under her work desk and uses it all the time.

    Make sure to turn any ad blockers off.

    RENPHO Foot Massager Machine with...
     
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  30. Lip

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    Never knew so many people were into foot massages. Leave my feet alone.
     
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  31. Bruce Bowen

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    Women are very much into them.
     
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  32. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    lol I bought the same one
     
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  33. War Grundle

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    My wife has planter fasciitis so her feet hurt all the time.
     
  34. poor paul

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    A Tory Burch purse that I think is ridiculously priced but such is life.
     
  35. Lip

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    Never heard of this. Seems like a southern woman genetic issue.
     
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  36. REGGNECK

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    Bought this 3-4 years ago ...
     
  37. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Bitches love Tory Burch.
     
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  38. GrizzliesDrew

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  39. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    :ocho:
     
  40. Eathan Edwards

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    From experience - terrible idea
     
  41. GrizzliesDrew

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    Some anti-aging, clear complexion, skin rejevunating light mask. Julia Roberts swears by it, supposedly
     
  42. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    $1000 vacuum????????
     
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  43. letan

    letan Just looking for the gator board
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    lol
     
  44. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    She has no interest getting on here lol
     
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  45. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    thanks PS5 and Kohl's she got exactly what she wanted for less than $30 bucks.
     
  46. Bruce Bowen

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    I saw those lil funko pop things are coming out with the Greys Anatomy characters. Perfect small gift for her desk I thought. They don’t come out till March...why the fuck do you have preorders for a $10 toy 4 months out. Unless maybe these things are way more popular than I realize idk
     
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  47. Redav

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    Has she tried essential oils?
     
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  48. bigred77

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    A gay liberal obviously wouldn't know
     
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  49. Mix

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    Since she is getting an engagement ring and already got a Peloton something very small for sure.
     
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  50. Lip

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    Are you talking about your penis?