MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    Must be nice having DPs that see the fucking field

     
  2. Shiggityshwo

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    that's not still covid protocol for Pulido is it?
     
  3. Shiggityshwo

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    tell me about it
     
  4. DirtBall

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    No, 3-4 week knee strain in practice 5 weeks ago. Vermes was on the air all week saying he was available and would go. He’s such a prick.
     
  5. DirtBall

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    “Shit, did you see the line up? Were fucked, what should we do? I dunno, put out something stupid making fun of RSL, that’ll play.” Fucking dolts.

     
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  6. Iron Mickey

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    cringe ass social media team
     
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  7. Shiggityshwo

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    lame, I enjoy your freak outs but would prefer to see the best players in the league suiting up for the playoffs
     
  8. DirtBall

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    Just gotta hope this fine midbestern cold front freezes Reynoso and injects Johnny Russel with super strength like bird man and the sun.
     
  9. El_Pato

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  10. DirtBall

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  11. snowfx2

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    Russell has to lay that off for an open net
     
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  12. DirtBall

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    God damnit John, lay it off mate
     
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  13. Shiggityshwo

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    would've been a walk in
     
  14. DirtBall

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    15 mins in and Minn has 3 wunder saves. Greeeeaaaatt
     
  15. DirtBall

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    Change your fucking boots Busio
     
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  17. DirtBall

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    3 saved off the line and giving up a goal on the one counter. Same fucking story as always.
     
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  19. DirtBall

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    Or what about the cameras in the posts that they have for random regular season matches?
     
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  20. Rootgers

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    I completely forgot about Khiry Shelton
     
  21. Shiggityshwo

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    loons are just dissecting this defense right now
     
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  22. DirtBall

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    Knew this line up would get their shit stomped. Playing fucking Ilie vs Reynoso, great fucking job Vermes
     
  23. DirtBall

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    Fuck off Stu “I don’t feel stunned”. After the match Tuesday he said Sporting were clear favorites and would be through.
     
  24. IAHusk

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    Lmbo KC
     
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  25. DirtBall

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    How did Finley not affect that play that led to the corner? He ran to the ball and stood over it.
     
  26. Shiggityshwo

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    shoot I missed this
     
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  28. TheSkeeter

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    Is this the thread where we are laughing at DirtBall once more in the playoffs?
     
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  29. Iron Mickey

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    Me the pessimist fool
     
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  30. Iron Mickey

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    Melties we wanna see the melties
     
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  31. DirtBall

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    Ilie being on the field is a fire-able offense
     
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  32. DirtBall

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    Im sure Reynoso will pick up a second yellow in the 92nd just to assure Seattle wins another cup.
     
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  33. Arrec Bardwin

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  34. DirtBall

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    And you raise the flag there!?!! WTF!?!?
     
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  37. DirtBall

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    Sorry, I don’t respond to posts from fans who’s team can’t make the playoffs when LITERALLY everyone makes the playoffs.
     
  38. Arrec Bardwin

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    You don’t have to respond :)
     
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  39. TheSkeeter

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    But we are at the same level. Fans of teams that are failures.
     
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  40. DirtBall

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    Oh I’m fucking sure

     
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  41. DirtBall

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    Never mind their third DP was only able to go 25 minutes. Find me an MLS Cup champ who’s DPs see 11% of their teams minutes.

     
  42. DirtBall

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    I’m sure Seattle would fucking dominate if Morris, Lodero, Ruidiaz didn’t see the fucking pitch
     
  43. Rootgers

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    Bro, our DPs are the guy whose most notable MLS moment was trying to behead a fan in KC and whoever Dru Yearwood is, stop crying.
     
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  44. DirtBall

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    #21144 DirtBall, Dec 3, 2020
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  45. DirtBall

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  46. DirtBall

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    HAHAHAHA. All these non LA Galaxy fans talkin shit. Win a handful of titles you bitches, then let’s throw down.
     
  47. DirtBall

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    “BUT YOU NEVER EQUALED OUR PPG WHEN PIRLO’S BAC WAS ABOVE 1.03!!!”
     
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  48. DirtBall

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    Long story short, they didn’t. Easy MLS Cup winning midfield.
     
  49. soulfly

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    :cerealkiller:
     
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  50. Shiggityshwo

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