Tell me your dreams

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  1. jrmy

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  2. Jimmy the Saint

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    Feel like at least once every two weeks I have a dream that I was supposed to write a paper and now it’s due and I completely forgot about it. It’s so unsettling.
     
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  3. Duck70

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    I usually only nap when im at home sick.

    I more mean those lucid dreams where you are asleep for 25 min but it feels like 3 hours and you dream about what you are listening to on the tv.
     
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  4. Line 4 Guy

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    A dream where you see yourself standing in some sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you.
     
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  5. dump

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    I had a dream once where someone actually loved me for once lmbo

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  6. IHHH

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    Wish I could come get you and grab a beer or a doctor pepper right now
     
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  8. Duck70

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    Also sleep paralysis is crazy stuff.

    This is legit how it feels
     
  9. Fuck this

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    I fucked up my personal life about 4ish years ago and every few months I have the dream where I do the same thing again except it’s with the current people in my life. I assume I’ll just never forgive myself for being a dumbass
     
  10. Shawn Hunter

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    Last dream I recall having was me having returned to the world of working in college athletics in the same capacity as I had before. I remember being really excited at first, then it hit me that I would be working like 70-80 hours a week this spring since all D3 sports are in the spring this year (for now). Then I started screaming and forced myself to wake up.
     
  11. Shawn Hunter

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    There for a while I would have a dream every night that was a continuous story and it would pick up the story from where I left off the previous night.
    I don’t remember any specific details other than it was like a legit story and not some crazy/wild stuff like a lot of dreams are. Could have easily seen it as something I potentially would have watched as a tv series or movie or something like that Wish I had the foresight to write it all down the first time it started, of course I had no idea at the time that my mind would be producing a movie in my dreams.
     
  12. Roy

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    That’s a great name, but no.

    I deleted my account when Covid discussions started over there. Didn’t want to be associated with those cretins anymore.

    I only ever lurked anyway.
     
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  13. Roy

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    Used to have this or that I’d forgotten an assignment all the time. Still get it once in a blue moon.
     
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  14. Roy

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    Sometimes you gotta write that shit down when you wake up.
     
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  15. Whammy Business

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    Last night I had a dream in which Joe and Anthony Russo were dressed as Muppets. Don’t remember the context. I also had a Blackberry.

    I’ve come to the conclusion my strangest dreams occur when I wake up early, decide to go back to sleep and fall into that pattern of sleeping in half hour intervals. Wake up at 7:30 on a Saturday? Let’s get weird.
     
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  16. Tiffin

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    Interesting one last night. Not remembering all the details, but an ex gf was there, along with a fling, and a female friend. I don't know what exactly was going on, but they were all with their own groups of friends and kept intersecting and I kept falling into the drama of the next group every time one of them appeared. The my best friend came in, and we decided to go to the bar. He said this one bar was the wild west, packed and no one wearing a mask, so we decided to go elsewhere. As we do, we get in my truck to drive there, and for some reason he is hammered and decided he's driving us. I tell him no, how'd this happen. Then he assure me it's cool and tosses his badge at me. I tell him he's stupid, and not even a cop in this town.
     
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  17. Emma

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    I went down for a quick nap around 2, dream started out with me, my sister, and a couple of our friends but were like 15 years old. Creeping through an apartment complex lined community with all their Halloween shit, you're supposed to check out each house inside and out. Ominous night time with a devastating hurricane coming our way.

    Head into a dark, danky and wet house that's my HS friends are renting. Something you'd see at a poorly taken care of, party central with 7 guys staying there house in college.

    Step into one room and the bass is playing so loud some asbestos shit tiles start raining down dust.

    Head into the bathroom and start salivating heavily and begin to throw up in the sink. Morning eggs, orange juice, everything. Pure spitting out and heaving saliva and food.

    Woke up, felt like my dream world was better than reality as I often do, and now I have a large spit stain on my pillow.
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  18. Beachy Toast

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    Wisconsin weird.
     
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  19. Lucky24Seven

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    I always drool on my pillow
     
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  20. tylerdolphin

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    I have this regularly but it's HS and literally every class and I always come to the realization that I can't possibly graduate and don't know how to tell my parents.
     
  21. tylerdolphin

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    I've done a fair bit of bartending work in my life and a recurring dream I have is being behind the bar with it absolutely slammed and I am struggling to make basic cocktails. I mean like I can't find the rum bottle when someone wants a mojito. I'm just fumbling all over myself and everyone is yelling at me and I just can't make a drink. It's horrifying.
     
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  22. bigred77

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    I seem to have been removed from school long enough that it's been a long while since I had this dream, but I used to have it a lot for a while after graduating college
     
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  23. Tiffin

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    Just awoke from this one:

    Went and saw a superhero movie with an ex gf. Not sure where or why, but i had parked my car at some park beforehand and rode with her. In the last 10 minutes of the movie the villain gets defeated but then spoils the future story arc saying he comes back as a different villain. We go back out to the ex's car and she mentions she's going to take archery lessons at the park. Ok? So she begins driving and as we are approaching what I think is where I parked my car, I try to let one rip and shit my pants hard. Surprisingly it does not smell. Anyway I tell her this and she doesn't seem to acknowledge it and pulls up to the park where she's getting archery lessons, a totally different park from where my car is. She maneuvers her car around to unload a bunch of stuff and the guy teaching the class is someone else I went to school with and played basketball with. Eventually one of the other people gets in this vehicle and I have them grab me a towel and I wrap up and leave in shame, and start calling people to give me a ride back to my car.

    Fun dream
     
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  24. Daddy Rabbit

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    Nothing worse than waking up right as you are about to stick it in or got one-two pumps. I mean why can't I just stay asleep for another few minutes.
     
  25. Tiffin

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    I had some weird dreams last night. One that I woke up from a dream and sharted in the bed. Then I actually woke up and had not sharted the bed. Then one where I was banging former wwe diva Brie Bella. Which is weird because I haven't watched wwe in like a year and I don't think they're ever on it any more. I actually think it was Nikki Bella and not Brie, but I told her I always thought she was hotter than her sister, which would be Brie. They're twins, so not a big distinction I guess.

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  26. Lucky24Seven

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    I had a dream last night that I was dating some kind of combination of Ana de Armas and Lili Simmons. :lovelove:
     
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  27. AIOLICOCK

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    I had a dream about a dancing midget who kept talking about somebody named Bob.
     
  28. Pharoh

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    Have had some wild ones recently, but the only one I can recall is hanging around with a bunch of friends, both current and ones from my childhood, getting ready to play basketball. I show up to the court wearing Gatorade bottles as shoes and realize this and become sad. Then a girl I know shows up with a brand new pair of Jordans for me. I throw those on and proceed to run towards the hoop and form the jumpman logo in the air. And then I woke up and couldn’t help but laugh.
     
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  29. Simon Templar

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    I very rarely if ever remember dreams but last night my wife heard a sound and woke me from a dream so I remembered it. It was me in a park with a white robot trying to convince Sonic the Hedgehog to keep running and picking up the gold rings. I even pulled one from a public trash can to show him it and try to get him to keep running. I couldn’t place the robot so I started googling this morning and the closest I got was from some video game I don’t ever remember playing that came out in 1985 called Thexder.

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  30. lewis

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    I have vivid dreams every night, sometimes makes it hard to go to sleep because I know what my brain is about to do. They’re usually super stressful situations.

    last night had one where I was in a tux at my own wedding, except I recognized no one there except for a college friend who was trying to convince me that all these people I didn’t know were friends/family. Turns out it was game show and if I walked down the aisle he won a million bucks.
     
  31. Eric The Viking

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    My dog is like my shadow. She follows me everywhere, and adores me. However, I occasionally dream that she can speak, and is a real cunt. She has a thick Cockney accent, and tells me shitty things about my life, like that my kids are assholes, that she thinks my cooking is terrible (which she finds incredible, since I watch cooking shows on TV regularly), or that I’m shitty with odd skills (with stunts, I’m always trying new skills out, and she is always near me, so she sees me in the rookie phase of all of these new skills, so in my head I guess I think she is judgmental of my abilities); just a bunch of unnecessary shitty things to say.

    Have only had this dream a few times, but I definitely hold the shit my dog says in the dreams, against her for a few minutes after waking.
     
  32. Roy

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    This one was from last week:

    So I was jogging through town and I was super far from home. Jogging endlessly. Then I’m in a courtyard of a massive hotel and I see other people up ahead running. Like running from Godzilla running. I sprint towards them and come out of a huge archway of the hotel just in time to see a massive Apocalypse (from x-men) blasting buildings with his eyes.

    He sees me as I enter the street and I turn around and run back into the archway. He blasts the building and it comes down around me. I run into a fire escape and when the wreckage is done, I’m in a small space that didn’t collapse, but trapped inside. I’m able to crawl my way through until I get to a room. But it’s filling up with water. At the top of the room there is a way to escape. Basically you put on a parachute and you get shot through a tube up above. I assume high into the sky. I’m over come with dread of being shot up that high. Then I notice the mechanism has failed others. There are blinking failure lights and in the Other parachute launchers, there are people who have been burnt to death when the launcher exploded instead of firing them out. I’m so scared my entire body is shaking. I can’t do it.

    Suddenly little monsters start hatching out of the bodies of the dead. They don’t yet notice me as they are still nubile, but I see them growing fast. I head away to another corner of the room and find a way to crawl up to another pocket that hasn’t collapsed but that is it. No where else to go.

    Water keeps filling up the room. The screeching of the baby monsters has become deeper growls as they mature. They are hungry. My heart is in my throat.

    I wake up shaking.
     
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  33. Roy

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    These are all from last night. They all woke me up.

    First dream I’m watching UGA vs SCar. We’re losing. I can’t find anyone to sit with. I end up sitting with the college students but everyone moves away from me when I come by.

    I’m watching the game and it’s suddenly close. Goal line stand for the gamecocks. I’m on the sideline watching now. We stop a run up the middle. But it was lucky. The nose tackle was pushed all the way to the goal post. I don’t know how the RB Didn’t make it in. Suddenly I’m in the game. I don’t know where to go. The DT tells me I’m the nose tackle.

    The play starts. It’s a pass. I push the center all the way back but it’s taking forever. Shockingly, the QB hasn’t thrown it. I reach out to grab him, and others converge. We get the sack and win.

    Only know one believes I was in on the play. It ends with me and a sort of close friend getting into a huge blow up argument. We’re yelling fuck you at each other and he’s telling me what a loser I am. As we leave he gets into a really nice care and laughs at me. I look down at my car and it’s a hunk of junk. The dream ends with him and a girl in his car laughing at me as we’re stuck in traffic near each other.
     
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  34. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I had a sleep disorder thread, but does anyone else have sleep paralysis? I had a hell of a time “fighting” last week. Every single time I’d wake up as soon as I drifted off I felt “it” there. Horrible. I’ve also noticed I lucid dream much easier now and I have a ton of covid freak out dreams. All the same just different people and places. I’ll be there with whoever and all of a sudden it starts getting packed with people and I realize no one is wearing masks or anything.
     
  35. Roy

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    Another from last night (12/14/2020):

    Im talking to the coach of a college basketball team. We’re talking shop. I mention about my memories from being recruited (which are bullshit, bc I’ve never been recruited).

    He gives me a try out. It’s two on two. I’m actually playing well. Not getting scored on a lot and I’m hitting everything. Can’t miss. But it’s clear I’m not even remotely athletic enough for college basketball. I’m playing five feet off the other players. I can’t even jump high enough to touch the net.

    I can see the coach watching. I can see he sees that I am absolutely full of shit. He’s so disappointed. He’s so confused over why I would lie. I’m running out of tricks in my bag to score. I’m in defense now. Playing as far off the other player as possible. He blows by me and goes underneath the basket for a layup on the other side. I yell at my help side defense, and they look at me like “wtf?”

    Coach blows the whistle and tells us to come over. I’m so fucking mortified with embarrassment, I wake up before I get to the huddle.
     
  36. Roy

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    Again (12/14/2020)

    Im driving somewhere. Seems like a backroad in some rural place. I’m about to take a left. The car in front of me is about to take the same left. A car behind me speeds up and takes the left before I can. Cutting me off.

    I’m irate, but she is well ahead of the speed I want to go. I floor it to eventually catch up with her but she’s slowed down now. I can see through her rear view mirror that she’s texting. I can’t pass her. Every time I try, a car is coming. Or she’s too close to the cars ahead of us.

    Finally I do, but the cars ahead of me get in a wreck. We all pull over. I go to yell at her, but she brushes me off.

    The cops arrive. They start hassling some people not even involved in the wreck. One of the daughters is Indian. The cop says you aren’t from here are you. I yell “what’s that got to do with it?” He arrests her dad. I say that I want to be at the courthouse when this case comes up. They arrest me too.

    I complain to another cop on the scene. Pointing out the cops racism. But the daughter laughs and says “well I’m actually not from here” she has a thick British accent.

    Suddenly the cops leave with the dad and I’m left still in handcuffs. I don’t know what to do. Instead of a car I have a motorcycle now. I start riding back down a hill. Getting speed but I’ve yet to learn the controls. And my hands are too close together to reach them as I pick up speed.

    Im on some type of raised, wooden platform next to the road. It’s very narrow. I’m about to fall off so I hold on for dear life until the motorcycle finally slows down.

    I walk with the hand cuffs until I get to the outskirts of a city. People see me I handcuffs. They’re whispering. I don’t know where to go. I don’t have a phone. I don’t know what to do.
     
  37. Roy

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    I think I had it one night when I fell asleep on my couch like 3 months ago. I woke up and felt a presence in the room. The sliding glass door was open. The mesh door was still closed though. I didn’t see anything so I wanted to get up and close it but I couldn’t. I could only get my back like halfway off the couch. I was straining so hard I was shaking.

    That’s when I felt/saw a dark presence in my peripheral, I couldn’t turn my head to see it though. I was straining so hard to get up but I could only lift my back off the couch less and less with each try. Until I couldn’t at all. Finally I “woke up”.
     
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  38. BellottiBold

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    I used to encounter sleep paralysis a lot more frequently than I do today, but regardless I had developed the ability to end dreams pretty much as desired so it had stopped freaking me out. Such a weird moment though "oh, yep - I'm dreaming. ok let's get up now" - or whatever.

    For the first time a few nights ago I realized I was taking note of a spinning totem, which was pretty surprising to me heh
     
  39. Hoss Bonaventure

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    That’s exactly what it is. If I get one “fight” I pretty much know that every time I fall back asleep for the remainder of the night I’m going to have multiple encounters. Some are right when I fall back asleep and some are later. I’ll wake up with a sore neck from trying to get up sometimes.
     
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  40. TC

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    I have a decent number of dreams that take place at SC football games as well
     
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  41. Roy

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    Last one from 12/14/2020:

    Visiting my dad’s weird side of the family. Super Christian. Aunt has some type of schizophrenia. On meds that make her out of it.

    Something haunting the house. It’s this tall lanky thing. I’ve experienced it before. I’m trying to politely get out of the house, but can’t get all my shit together.

    I keep having these awkward exchanges with my cousins. Then I’m running into people I knew growing up. Having awkward exchanges with them too. They’re all leaving. But I still can’t get my stuff together to leave.

    The tall, lanky thing starts scaring the fuck out of my cousins. So I teach them how to deal with the creature. I’m fighting it back. I’m winning, but it won’t give up. The tall lanky thing is actually a quasi cute girl. We start making out. I’m grabbing her nonexistent ass. I’m getting cocky. But I sense her changing. My eyes are closed as we kiss but I can feel her face and body changing on mine. I keep kissing. Refusing to acknowledge the change. But I’m terrified to open my eyes. I’m shaking. Trying to pull away but I can’t. I refuse to open my eyes. my hearts pounding and I’m hyperventilating.

    I wake up in a cold sweat, still hyperventilating. It took me a few seconds to relax.
     
  42. Roy

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    Yea my neck was really sore. I thought it was a dream, but looking back it would have been the first dream I’ve ever had where the surrounding space was exactly the space I was sleeping in.
     
  43. Roy

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    I realized I was in a dream a few times tonight and woke myself up. I’ve done it before too, but I can’t do it on command like you can.
     
  44. Hoss Bonaventure

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    No it’s a dream. You’re mind is awake before your body, hence why it feels like your being held down. It’s where the term “nightmare” comes from. Like a mare, or horse, is sitting on you and a demon is fucking with your head
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  45. Roy

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    That makes sense. The mare part is hilarious. Lmao
     
  46. Duck70

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    Yes, I have had it numerous times. For me it comes to me with added stress.

    The thing I learned pretty quickly is to not fight it... sure you may see a ghost or an alien standing over you and not be able to move, but fighting it only makes the anxiety worse. Better off to just do your best to remember this shit isn't real, you are dreaming and be patient while your body wakes up. And, of course, try to change your sleep patterns to where that doesn't happen anymore.
     
  47. devine

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    Sometimes when I drink and I’m dehydrated I’ll have dreams where I’m just chugging an unbelievable amount of water or soda and can’t quench my thirst. Just had it last night and woke up and chugged a bottle of water
     
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  48. Gunners

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    Main dream, I fucked up and am not gonna graduate college though I did 15 years ago

    Say like my hand falls asleep or has some weird feeling, I’ll have a dream where it’s getting chopped off or some other craziness

    Don’t sleep a ton at night so take like hour naps after work, those dreams are most vivid by far. None are happy

    good talk
     
  49. TC

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    Had this fucked up dream last night where I was gonna have to kill this guy with a hatchet.

    I'm over at this weird large guy's house. He's in the living room watching a movie. Somehow I know when the movie is over he's gonna attempt to kill me. I'm in the next room deciding what to do. I have a hatchet but I keep hiding it different places in the room, trying to have it ready where I can grab it and surprise him. He's a tall fat guy so I'm thinking about how I'm going to have to really fuck this guy up with this hatchet to stop him.