The MAGA Tears thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hood b. goode, Nov 4, 2020.

  1. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    This must be directed to the rest of you guys because I already knew that
     
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  2. JPWahoo

    JPWahoo Some Flies are too Awesome for the Wall
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    how many other of you academic elites on here knew of such complicated theological allegories?
     
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  3. BudKilmer

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    literally me for 2 seconds before I mash “cops beating up proud boys” button 900 times
     
  4. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Aslan just visits Narnia. He doesn’t live there.
     
  5. Artoo

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    Jesus actually came back once already in 1989. He took the form of a giant Stay Puft Marshmallow Man as Gozer, as chosen by Dr. Ray Stanz.

    Many people seem to have forgotten about this.
     
  6. ono

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    [​IMG]
     
  7. boone

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    and to think, all of this just because a Black Man was elected President in the United States.
     
  8. Vito Corleone

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    A transexual Muslim president would create a mass suicide and save the world imvho
     
  9. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio A real toe-tapper
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    shut up, nerd!
     
  10. Illinihockey

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    Hell ya were getting to the good stuff

     
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  11. 40wwttamgib

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    Seems to be a lot of MAGA tears all over capitol hill
     
  12. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    When he laid his hand on that metal gate I'd have said POP! with that nightstick
     
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  13. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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    Just mace? Where are rubber bullets and tear gas. We want rubber bullets and tear gas.
     
  14. Joey Freshwater

    Joey Freshwater Slingin The Pipe Since 75
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    SOMETHING MUST BE DONE TO THESE LUNATICS!!
     
  15. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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    LAW AND ORDER! LAW AND ORDER!
     
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  16. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    This got the Politics thread shut down on the Kentucky Rivals board and it has something like over 10,000 pages and was one of the most hate filled threads on the internet.
     
  17. The Banks

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    Did you have “the seditious act of storming the capitol” on your bingo card?
     
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  18. Roy

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    Not really sweating that choice. Happy to see militant police beat on the people who support them being militant thugs towards POC.
     
  19. Roy

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  20. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    And it popped back up two hours after it got shut down. I'm just on there calling them terrorists lol.
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Anison was just lawyered
     
  22. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    Pursuant to paragraph 3 subsection a’d the fuck out of me.
     
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  23. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    doin the lords work
     
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  24. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    They banned me from the thread during the middle of the night lol
     
  25. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    the snowflakes need their safe space
     
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  26. Vito Corleone

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    The pure ignorance lmao

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  27. Tiffin

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    Lot of irony dripping out of that one
     
  28. Lorne Malvo

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    I have decided this is my favorite thing from this week. Close second is the person falling while climbing to Mario music/sounds
     
  29. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    I've watched it dozens of times and it still makes me laugh
     
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  30. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Speaking of, can someone post the Mario one? Didn't bookmark it and no clue how to find it
     
  31. Bo Pelinis

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  32. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode B I O I N B I O
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    :ded:
     
  33. Shiggityshwo

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    it's probably my favorite meme of all time tbh, just pure genius
     
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  34. swiz

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    The music is on point
     
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  35. Irush

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    playoffs are on and this what these guys are wasting their time doing today

    Very UN-American if you ask me
     
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  36. Hank Scorpio

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    They probably don't watch the NFL anymore since they acknowledged handling the Kaepernick stuff poorly*

    *understatement
     
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  37. blotter

    blotter Aristocratic Bum
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  38. ned's head

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    Jet fuel can't melt twitter followers

     
  39. Bo Pelinis

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  40. Truman

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  41. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    This wins the thread
     
  42. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Literal MAGA Tears
     
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  43. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    Wish we could hear the rest of what the lady was saying at the end.

    “I was kicked off a Delta flight earlier...”
     
  44. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Sir, this is a Delta
     
  45. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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    that is legit my favorite video I've ever seen.
     
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  46. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    This makes more sense since he's at a gate. Imagine having this kind of meltdown over a mask.

     
  47. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Apparently this is old and the caption is incorrect. Still funny.

     
    #549 wes tegg, Jan 11, 2021
    Last edited: Jan 11, 2021
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  48. boone

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    nice German accent...