The MAGA Tears thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hood b. goode, Nov 4, 2020.

  1. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    This was from a few months ago, they apparently didn't want to wear their masks and got into it with the flight attendants.
     
  2. Vito Corleone

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    I love how "we" all made this mess. The lack of self-awareness from the Christian-right has no limitation





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  3. wes tegg

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    Shit.
     
  4. *DIESEL*

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    Headed to divorce court to own the libs

     
  5. Emma

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    Literally
     
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  6. blotter

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  7. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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  8. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    that baby is 33 years old
     
  9. Vito Corleone

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  10. Handcuffed

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  11. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  12. Corky Bucek

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  13. bro

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  14. b0ne5

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    this has to be someone just fucking with them. What about the fact trump is massively overweight and Biden is not? I bet some lunatics believe it though.
     
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  15. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Damn it!
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    Liposuction. His forward lean will be the real problem.
     
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  16. Artoo

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    Probably.

    But they already believe that he's the healthiest President ever. They don't think he's overweight, because he told them that he's not.
     
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  17. blotter

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  18. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Really want to see that Twitter account post inauguration
     
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  19. ned's head

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    I've been guilty of laughing at these people, but I am kind of worried about what the violent crime and suicide stats are going to look like in the next month. It really is a mental health crisis
     
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  20. SD_Irish

    SD_Irish El Mas Chingon
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    It has to be tough literally being wrong about everything, all the time. Mentally, taking that L over and over must be exhausting to the point of hysteria. On one hand, it's shocking people can be so stupid. On the other, it's absolutely frightening they lack basic critical thinking and are so untethered to reality. Makes me worry about what they will do as their world continues to collapse around them.
     
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  21. Redav

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    Well we just passed the violent insurrection stage
     
  22. SD_Irish

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    Not to be too fatalistic but one has to wonder if the mass drinking of cyanide poisoned Kool-aid stage is that far off. If they're willing to go through with a violent insurrection I'd out nothing past them.
     
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  23. bro

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  24. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Damn it!
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    I’m not really worried about them pushing suicide stats upward.
     
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  25. ned's head

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    I feel bad for the millions of gullible people who have been taken for a ride by fraudsters and grifters. Adults have to make adult decisions and all that, but I still find it all pretty sad that the machine can brainwash so many.

    I think a lot of us have been surprised to find someone we personally know caught up in this bullshit.
     
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  26. Can I Spliff it

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    Someone should post this ib that crootn board.
     
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  27. Bruce Bowen

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    Complete and utter losers. Their biggest “win” in the last 6 months is Alec Baldwin’s wife’s fiasco.
     
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  28. IV

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    we’re at the point we’re a lot of them have the sunk cost fallacy machine going brrrrrr

    edit: should have said as well
     
    #579 IV, Jan 18, 2021
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  29. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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  30. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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  31. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  32. dblplay1212

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    The new administration needs to out Q somehow. Show that it's 100% Watkins or whoever and that they really don't know shit and are just writing a fiction novel one post at a time. Most followers are too far gone and Trump losing and there being hard proof that Q wasn't some super duper deep state source won't stop them but maybe it'll slow down that movement a little.
     
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  33. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    The best thing they can do is pass legislation that helps people and make their lives better. As shit sucks less, they will hopefully re-integrate into regular society. They'll always be fringes since white grievance is at the end of all their whining, but maybe losing family and friends while their lives get better snaps them back to reality.

    If not, they'll continue to be ignored and fall deeper into the fringes
     
    #584 Beeds07, Jan 18, 2021
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  34. TLAU

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    i got a random text from one of the few liberals in my hometown to check our mutual friends Facebook. I’d “unfollowed” him in 2016 so none of his posts ever show ever show up on my feed. After checking his page I’d say I’d Q has an “officer” of some type in the Gump it’s him.

    Same guy sucked the absolute tits off every Bunker “Auburn is the victim” conspiracy theory that existed since we graduated high school. So it’s not a surprise at all that he’s embraced the Q. Just sad really
     
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  35. Whammy

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    Oh my god inject this shit into my fucking veins
     
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  36. *DIESEL*

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  37. Can I Spliff it

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  38. Vito Corleone

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    Whole lotta "God supports THE BLUE LINE" out there

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  39. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    the truth codpiece
     
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  40. *DIESEL*

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    Turns out they're not "free speech absolutists" after all. Shocking.
     
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  41. Can I Spliff it

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  42. HowdyHorns

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    Of course it isn’t. You can’t grift from the dead. You can vote for them but not grift off them. So no it is not happening.
     
  43. Fran Tarkenton

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    Herschel Walker's kid is more of a lunatic than he is

     
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  44. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    That is...uh...scary
     
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  45. wes tegg

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    I've said it several times, but Herschel is more stupid than he is crazy. He has to have as low an IQ as one can have and still be able to communicate.
     
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  46. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Wasn't he actually diagnosed with multiple personality disorder or is that what he just claimed?
     
  47. wes tegg

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    That's what he said, and I don't have any reason to doubt it. I'm not saying he's not crazy; I'm just saying he's just more stupid than he is crazy.

    He's also a compulsive liar about other things, like claiming to be a vegetarian and then talking about eating chicken in the same interview.
     
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  48. jrmy

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    Christian Walker is the perfect example of minority status meeting privilege in a bad way.

    Dude has had every advantage in the world but is so scared of what might happen if people see him as a gay, black man he's balls deep in MAGA.