Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Never thought of that
     
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  2. two

    two Hello
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  3. wes tegg

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    Felons can't own guns anywhere. That's federal law.
     
  4. Josey Wales

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    And when we find out Biden only won bc his whole campaign colluded with China, I’ll agree.
     
  5. AIOLICOCK

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    P sure it hinges on what your felony is for. I don't think people get prohibited for like tax evasion and shit like that, but maybe I'm wrong...
     
  6. GrizzliesDrew

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  7. Prospector

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    Finewhatevergif
    Still no firearms which will piss them off more anyway
     
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  8. wes tegg

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    You're wrong. That issue is currently being litigated, but as it stands now any felon and anyone convicted of misdemeanor domestic violence is precluded from gun ownership by federal law.
     
  9. Prospector

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    Shutt up sexist curse word
    According to the time stamp he wasn't even POTUS yet
    Gave your game plan away so it will never work
    as long as you stay away from Yurtle and Lady G
     
  10. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    That’s too bad
     
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  11. El Tiburon

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    #ExpelGreene
     
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  12. cyclist

    cyclist King of the Mountains
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  13. cyclist

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  14. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Over under 2 weeks until Trump's first post-presidential rally?
     
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  15. IvanTheTerrible

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    Over.
     
  16. NYGator

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  17. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    ...he's still an almost-billionaire(allegedly). He can find someone to carry a diet coke for him.
     
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  18. NYGator

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  19. slogan119

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    It hit me that Trump didn’t pardon himself because he was more worried about financial liability than potential criminal charges for the Capitol insurrection.

    And also that rich people know criminal charges are a joke.

    But the fact he values money over crime is very telling.
     
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  20. steamengine

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    For sure.
     
  21. NYGator

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  22. shaolin5

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  23. Festus McBadass

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    Yeah, but not on our dime.
     
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  24. Hank Scorpio

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    the whole Q/Storm thing has kinda ruined one of my favorite quotes (fate whispers to the warrior).
     
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  25. Drown ‘Em

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  26. ~ taylor ~

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    Only 7 posts in the last 12 hours in this thread. Thank god for urban and educated suburban voters. Thank you especially to Black voters in Michigan, Pennsylvania, Georgia and Wisconsin, the 49.4% of Arizona voters who aren't braindead.
     
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  27. DrTomOsbourne

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    Owning the libs by taping over Pence's name.

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  28. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  29. BudKilmer

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    INTO.
    MY.
    VEINS.
     
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  30. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    If there's anything we know about Trump, it's that he's at his best when managing a crisis
     
  31. PeterGriffin

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  32. brahmanknight

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    Tiffany Trump and Michael Flynn ones slayed me. :roll:
     
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  33. brahmanknight

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    So did Mexico ever send that check for the border wall?
     
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  34. 40wwttamgib

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    i wonder if the big dumb bitch finally got the water pressure his nasty turds require
     
  35. Redav

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  36. Jimmy the Saint

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    The McDonald’s nearest Mar a Lago must be thrilled with the uptick in business this week.
     
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  37. Josey Wales

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    I was conflicted about his end of term grifting bc I laughed at chuds being conned but knew it was helping the trumps. I hope ally countries with Trump logos or businesses absolutely go in on them.
     
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  38. bro

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    Great pardon Donny!
     
  39. The Banks

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    No but we did build like 9 miles of actual new wall.
     
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  40. steamengine

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    It’s pretty wild more wasn’t made of that “later bitches” pardon list. It was for real like a crime syndicate plus some rappers.
     
  41. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    it’s in the mail but jokes on us cause they “forgot” to sign it .
     
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  42. *DIESEL*

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    Don't forget to submit your questions for Ted Cruz, fellas!

     
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  43. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    I fully realize there is absolutely no one who cares about any of this here, but there is some big drama in the mom bloggers / mommy Instagram world regarding a top content creator that my wife is catching me up on that is hilarious. Cara from takingcarababies got put on BLAST earlier this week when someone found out she was making monthly contributions to Trump up until this month. They went radio silent on social media for a few days and she finally just posted her response on Instagram and it is the cringiest shit of all time. The below tweet is going to ring very true for many years.

     
  44. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    No screencap? What the hell?
     
  45. kennypowers

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    It’s a story and I have no idea how to share that.
     
  46. VaxRule

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    Gotcha. I’m no help there.
     
  47. cyclist

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