Bidengeddon: Dank Brandon Rises

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  1. Mister Me Too

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    You are right about Tom Cotton backing out, but I will continue to include him with that group, please respect my decision.
     
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  2. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    That's Coach Tuberville to you
     
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  3. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  4. laxjoe

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    Not very unifying to DEMAND unity like that.
     
  5. Mister Me Too

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    I’m disappointed that they were even allowed in the briefing to begin with.
     
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  6. Bo Pelinis

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    Theft!

    Edit: oh shit you were first great minds is what we are
     
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  7. brolift

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    NatSec ghouls are back baby
     
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  8. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    Imagine trying to toss out every Pennsylvanian’s vote and then two weeks later earnestly invoking Pittsburgh. What a bitch.

     
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  9. Truman

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    Theft!
     
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  10. portlandspartan

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    His fucking image says senator for Texas. Is there a Pittsburgh in TX I’m unaware of?
     
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  11. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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  12. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    I thought everyone roughly my age learned about that slur from the movie Forrest Gump.
     
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  13. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    why yes, yes there is
     
  14. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    As a South Carolinian, I was more familiar with being a coot. There were many more commonly used epithets I had to be aware of than coon.
     
  15. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    This tweet.....doesn’t make sense at all.
     
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  16. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    In the run up to the Civil War in the 1840-50's people and politicians talked about slavery in terms of favoring "Union" or "Disunion."

    Those in favor of Disunion got their wish and lost the war. I'm not certain why this "unity" bullshit is the new gotcha talking point on the right, but does get my spidey sense a tingling.
     
  17. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    Should’ve used Paris, TX. What a complete moron
     
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  18. chuckmasterflex

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    Hit the bricks, shitbird
     
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  19. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    “The name ‘Paris’ is in the title so it must be about bailing out French people.”

    - the kinds of people that vote for Ted Cruz
     
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  20. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    the rest of this thread is important



    ps: catherine herridge is maga trash so this makes it sound rosier than it should
     
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  21. Jake Barnes

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    I’m sure it’s been said ad nauseum today, but so nice to go a day being 99.9% sure I won’t be embarrassed by something my nation’s leader does.
     
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  22. Voodoo

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    He’s trying to win over people in PA for the 2024 primary. Probably thinks he’s already got TX locked up.
     
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  23. Truman

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    Some people say Woodrow Wilson was one of the worst POTUS in history because of his rampant racism, supporting the klan ect.

    I say it’s because he cared more about the people of Versailles than the people of Pennsylvania
     
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  24. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Unity
     
  25. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    The Boss is now singing. Celebration/performances commencing.
     
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  26. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Hollyweird elitist no thank you
     
  27. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Don’t you dare soil Tom Hanks’s good name
     
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  28. The Banks

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    Rafael Ed Cruz gettin that good ratio’n he deserves
     
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  29. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    Kareem actually kinda looks like Lincoln there
     
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  30. chuckmasterflex

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    Cross posting because I reckon this will still be a bone of contention long after the election thread is locked
     
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  31. Dildo Dawgins

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    Since he's hopefully banned from Scotland soon...

    [​IMG]
     
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  32. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    you know trump is watching tv and going, "jon bon jovi, you know I used to play his songs all the time at my rallies"
     
  33. DaveGrohl

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    I'm pretty fucking embarrassed by this Bon Jovi performance
     
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  34. chuckmasterflex

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    Trump should have had a little kid who liked ripping the wings off butterflies he could have brought to national prominence.
     
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  35. chuckmasterflex

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    Alabama players should ask to see the moon rocks
     
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  36. Truman

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    Oh yeah - sports teams can be honored now. nice!
     
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  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    Ah yes, the Paris Climate agreement is the views of just Parisian folk
     
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  38. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    This is a man who knows his Texas
     
  39. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Pittsburg not Pittsburgh.
     
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  40. Lyrtch

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  41. Walt Disney

    Walt Disney #Dawgzy
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    This JT song <3
     
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  42. The Banks

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    We’ve brought back 1000 lbs of them. It’s not like he’s hoarding Sarah Chalke nudes.
     
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  43. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    We’ll know in like three years,right?

    Just giving you shit bro, I’m one of the older ones here
     
  44. Fran Tarkenton

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    Fuck Joni Ernst
     
  45. ButchCassidy

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    Black Pumas! So good.
     
  46. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  47. Illinihockey

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    just like the Nuremberg trials were only for the benefit of Germans
     
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  48. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I try to get by his office downtown at least once a day to flip it off
     
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  49. IV

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    Spotify->Black Pumas->Follow
     
  50. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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