Bidengeddon: Dank Brandon Rises

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  1. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    The truest embodiment of someone who grew up filthy fucking rich and is cosplaying white trash anyway.

    His childhood home...
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  2. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    What’s the taco truck thing?
     
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  3. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    i think dwight's fantasy of running a bed and breakfast with lucifer was more normal than this
     
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  4. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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  5. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Um what the fuck
     
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  6. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Back in 16 the republicans said if a democrat gets elected there would be a taco truck on every corner of America.
     
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  7. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  8. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Bill's quote killed me.
     
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  9. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    Really hoping Biden can pull this off
     
  10. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    The unity bullshit is going to drive me crazy.
     
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  11. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    You are getting mad before anything has happened.
     
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  12. enjj

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    Why do they have a small picket fence on a 2 acre heavily wooded lot?
     
  13. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    I like to pretend it’s just a bunch of jabronis misspelling “untie” and their goal is to untie my shoes so I scream at people in public places to stay away from my feet
     
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  14. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    It was a play pen for Joe C.
     
  15. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    And that’s a bad thing?
     
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  16. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    Spencer plagiarizing is against the rules. First warning
     
  17. ButchCassidy

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    Yeah, I don't see what the issue is here. R's are dumb.
     
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  18. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
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    I wrote the following post as a sarcastic joke but it's growing on me:

    First day was nice but that's over now. Biden has until next Tuesday to get me vacinated, get me my 2k, cancel my student debt, legalize recreational use, and pass medicare for all.

    We didn't bust our ass to get him a full government to just undo Trump shit. Chop chop.
     
  19. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Probably mad because these taco trucks won’t be Taco Bell.
     
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  20. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    I want my fucking taco truck man gee willikers
     
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  21. Tobias

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    i only follow kid rock
     
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  22. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    $2,000 and a taco truck is the new 40 acres and a mule
     
  23. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Is it even really a taco truck if it doesn’t sell fake Mexican food and Baja Blast Mountain Dew with a side of diarrhea?
     
  24. Tobias

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    my god shut the fuck up shawn
     
  25. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Biden: Let’s have unity
    Right wing: nah fuck that you called us white supremacists for being white supremacists
    Left: fucck that healthcare please
    Democrats: Gaga yassss
     
  26. bwi2

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    do you equate a taco truck with Taco Bell?
     
  27. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    It is if you live in Kentucky.
     
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  28. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    What on earth
     
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  29. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    hello my name is shawn I pay cash for depreciating assets and also make bad jokes
     
  30. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    good because I'm tired of having to drive two miles to Los Gordos to satisfy my carne asada super burrito cravings
     
  31. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  32. Josey Wales

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    Teenager gets to dunk on Ted Cruz’s poor attempt to use dummy logic to pied piper chuds against the climate agreement. I’m really curious to know if he’s actually a dumb guy with a great test takers brain.
     
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  33. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  34. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    Has there ever been a public figure who has been humiliated as much as ted cruz? Trump after attacking his wife, his kids being repelled by him, by colleagues on a regular basis, by children on the internet, etc.
     
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  35. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    “Member those fellas we waged a relentless Cold War against for forty years? What have they been up to lately?”

    NEWS
     
  36. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    I’m making fun of the types that are scared of taco trucks on every corner
     
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  37. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Don't forget to shine light on the '16 election as well..
     
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  38. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    No if you're not racist it sounds amazing
     
  39. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I can’t quit laughing at this
     
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  40. two

    two Hello
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    His posting somehow gets worse and worse
     
  41. BellottiBold

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    They need to take action against whoever gave MBS the idea he'd get away with killing Khashoggi too.
     
  42. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    We have a food truck at work today. Folks it’s happening.
     
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  43. nexus

    nexus TMB’s TSO
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    You’re quickly losing the good will you earned from the candy corn thing
     
  44. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  45. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    I mean the Gaslit nation folks are convinced, and provide good evidence, that Trump was compromised by the Kremlin

    we probably need to know all that shit
     
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  46. laxjoe

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    Can anyone post this article?
     
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  47. BellottiBold

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  48. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    He’s smart, but has no social skills whatsoever. I imagine it stems from always trying to fit in with a crowd but he’s just socially inept. He was the kid who would eat his boogers in front of everyone at recess trying to be cool.
     
  49. El Tiburon

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    Speaking of which, what ever happened with all that “OMG proof of the biggest hoax of the century” stuff that Trump declassified the night before the inauguration? Haven’t heard a peep about it.
     
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  50. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Kid Rock is literally the story of white America.

    An upper-class kid makes up a persona as an entertainer as a low middle white trash dude and makes millions on a persona as white trash everyman.
     
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