Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Evil Homer

    Evil Homer New guy please be nice

    thats an incumbent sitting President who was the son of a former president/VP to Reagan who was in the middle of a war with a personality that could actually win it

    Cotton is a doofus nerd who stole valor and is a power hungry senator from Arkansas.

    it’s a popularity contest that makes 0 sense since like 1992 with no logic other than the “cooler” guy wins it. I don’t think either of the 3 have a shot
     
  2. infected donkey

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    Plus Cotton has “she shoulders syndrome” ala Jared Kushner.
     
  3. The Banks

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    People in Yakutsk think Siberians are pussies.

    Also fun fact: -40° F and -40° C are the same thing. -50° C = -58°F
     
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  4. The Banks

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    Trump had like half a dozen deferments because of “bone spurs” and republicans didn’t care. Why would they care about stolen valor and failed insurrections.
     
  5. beerme

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    that was my first thought
     
  6. joe-

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  7. Struggler

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    With conservatives, the ends justify the means. I have a Ranger cousin, that was in the 75th, who didn’t bat an eye about Cotton’s claims. Woman passing Ranger School? He’s been on tilt about that for years.
     
  8. Squints

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    Hawaii GOP Twitter is on some shit tonight. These people wanted to murder legislative officials and enact a fascist government in the name of DT because of “a sincere and deep love for America”. Fuck outta here
     
  9. DirtBall

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    BRB gonna go full Maui on those fucks
     
  10. Doc Louis

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    So what did people think he meant by "lock her up" anyway? He wanted to have opponents imprisoned for years.
     
  11. afb

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  12. TheoB

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  13. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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  14. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    We get it, you can subtract 32 from the actual temp
     
  15. brahmanknight

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    Reading that makes my head hurt.
     
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  16. BP

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  17. Sanjuro

    Sanjuro Not a co-conspirator
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    Whatever it is, those poor people have to walk outside their house and take a shit in an outhouse since it is too cold for running water in the town.
     
  18. steamengine

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    The first lines of cotton’s bio have always been:

    -army man, Harvard, warhawk

    That was never the case for trump. Although I guess his bio would start with “very serious businessman” which isn’t true either but that didn’t seem to hurt him so fuck me.
     
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  19. slogan119

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    I’m still irrationally angry that his mafia ties and exposed business dealings were never explored more in-depth.

    Some of it was journalistic laziness (or fear), some of it was Trump’s ability to change the news cycle daily by causing controversy.
     
  20. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Yakutsk has a population of nearly 312,000 so I do not believe you.
     
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  21. Doc Louis

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    and then the ones who were rioting with criminal records may have previously lost the right to vote...
     
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  22. Doc Louis

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    Bunch of soft asses. That's still a blistering 223 Kelvins. Let my know when they get down under 150 Kelvins. That's when shit gets real. They absolutely do not want anything to do with 0 k.
     
  23. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Quick reply to indicate that I got this joke
     
  24. DollarBillHokie

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    Zero K is when all matter stops moving.
     
  25. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Yes I understand that to be the case
     
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  26. DollarBillHokie

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    Just helping your friends out that might not be aware.
     
  27. Evil Homer

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    Rand Paul pushing the “former presidents can’t be impeached” angle and saying it s a constitutional issue
     
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  28. steamengine

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    Chuck Norris is canceled

     
  29. Henry Blake

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  30. brahmanknight

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    idk why, but I'm :roll: at this
     
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  31. chuckmasterflex

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  32. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    if only someone would have said something you dumb fucking bat
     
  33. skiedfrillet

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    :skip: I sat there for like 20seconds reading this thinking I was missing something
     
  34. IV

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    I think it speaks more to how much everyone was afraid of trumps political climate, it was only made possible my McConnell and co’s refusal to hold him accountable though
     
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  35. Henry Blake

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    gUaRdRaIlS!!11one
     
  36. Redav

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    I wish I was a billionaire because I would fully fund any democratic challenger to Cotton but they can only respond to Cotton in print or in person with "remember that time you stole valor?"
     
  37. wes tegg

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    Yes. The 8th amendment prohibits excessive bail. That’s the legal argument against cash bail — that it’s inherently excessive when compared to property bonds, etc.
     
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  38. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    If you were a billionaire you wouldn't be a democrat ha ha checkmate libtard!
     
  39. wes tegg

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    And that’s its own problem.
     
  40. Voodoo

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    Conservatives are getting better at comedy and it’s making liberals nervous
     
  41. wes tegg

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    According to SCOTUS has said a bail amount is "excessive" under the Eighth Amendment if it were "a figure higher than is reasonably calculated" to ensure the defendant's appearance at trial. So, its dependent on circumstances. To have no bail, you have to prove that the person poses an imminent threat or is a flight risk. Otherwise, you could jail people indefinitely on weak charges.
     
  42. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    It took me 5 seconds to despise this lady...those types of fake ass people are the absolute worst.
     
  43. Mister Me Too

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  44. BellottiBold

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    Norris has been cancelled for decades
     
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  45. steamengine

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    Ever since we lost Jonathan Brandis
     
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  46. The Banks

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    Well, that works at one temperature. Otherwise, that’s not the formula.
     
  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    Cotton's fine. They aren't going to give a shit. They have no true morals
     
  48. JGator1

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    Maybe I've just forgotten but wasn't aware of how involved Bannon was with covid misinfo. Even if we wanna look past the horrible death figures and whatnot it's hilarious how the guy was ever viewed as some genius political strategist. As we've said a million times here Trump would've walked to reelection if he'd embraced science and got things under control.

     
  49. The Banks

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    That town is over 3x the size of Tuscaloosa and has and probably has more indoor plumbing than your average town in Alabama.
     
  50. IV

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    trumps hemorrhaging money trying to keep his company afloat he couldn’t afford for covid to become what it did