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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    What was it
     
  2. ned's head

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    Something about being lucky for a kardashian to have met her sister
     
  3. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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  4. laxjoe

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    I’ll allow it bc it’s hilarious, but this is spliff level stuff
     
  5. wes tegg

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    Good on him for that, but :roll: at arguing against a cat.
     
  6. bro

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  7. Clown Baby

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    Whelp, Zoom Cat guy got milkshake ducked

     
  8. One Two

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    I think you are really short selling the near future benefits of zoom litigation. “Your honor, I was a cat.”
     
  9. ashy larry

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  10. WillySaliba

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    Judges response to, I’m not a cat, kills me the most. “I can see that.”
     
  11. Funshot Residue

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    "She turned me into a newt! (Cat)"........"I got bettah".
     
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  12. Where Eagles Dare

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    The fact that his meek nervous sounding voice perfect fits the cat in the picture...is just amazing
     
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  13. gus_chiggins

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  14. Shawn Hunter

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    Candy corn you say? AND sexual corn? Oh my
     
  15. CloudBerry

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    Thrown in a little tube oil and you're really cooking
     
  16. BuckeyeRiot

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    I challenge you to find non-petty bourgeoisie.
     
  17. *DIESEL*

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  18. Kinghorn817

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    The beef jerky probably cost more than that air fryer if I had to guess. Walmart wins again. Smh.
     
  19. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    beef jerky is way too expensive. thanks for listening to my Ted talk
     
  20. bigred77

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    You ever make your own?

    I make it almost every weekend I am home, and it costs about $20 to make what comes out to be less than 3 pounds of finished jerky.
    And that cost is just the simple cost of meat and spices.
    No labor/time, or fuel for the smoke, or electricity for the dehydrator. Let alone the cost of the equipment itself, vacuum bags etc
    I would guess I have a total of an hour of labor of slicing, seasoning and prep in each batch..
    then probably and hour of time involved in cleaning equipment, running the smoker, transferring the meat, checking the meat, etc until done.... per batch, and these are very small batches comparatively

    Then you have to figure a commercial product has a lot more cost in labeling, shipping, sales, etc

    It ain't a cheap thing to make.
    It's made of some of the cheapest cuts of beef, but there is a shit ton of work and other stuff involved.
     
  21. ashy larry

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  22. Vince Benedict

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    I could be just seeing things but it appears as though the seat belt is buckled.

    Buckling your seat belt wouldn't be conducive towards "dying like a real man".
     
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  23. CloudBerry

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    For a treat, read this in the voice of one of those folksy Coen Bros characters prone to monologues
     
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  24. laxjoe

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  25. THF

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    So close..... yet so far.....

     
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  26. bigred77

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    Excellent coming from a Clemson guy
     
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  27. Joe Withabee

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    Other than the fact that so much of this process is automated and they aren’t using the quality of cuts you use, and are also getting bulk discounts, sure, this makes sense.
     
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  28. bigred77

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    Yea
    So you figure cost of equipment vs mine,, plus their cheaper costs of meat etc
    And I'm sure it evens out perfectly
     
  29. IanBoyd

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    looks like Emma Watson :ohgosh:
     
  30. CloudBerry

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    :heythere: I love when people talk in detail about their idiosyncratic hobbies
     
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  31. Eathan Edwards

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    I've been laughing at the inclusions of "Human" and also "Human?"

    Also unsure why it's organized like a ransom letter but I'm along for the ride.

    Lot of concerns with their process with this new knowledge.
     
  32. hensleya

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    It’s funny because I’m literally watching Mickey Mouse clubhouse with my daughter right now and that song is on.
     
  33. undrtow

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    I'm also watching Goofy go to Mars
     
  34. Hego Voss

    Hego Voss BAAAAAA... "Hey! Shush"

  35. b0ne5

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    that’s the most preposterous episode. How did his ass get to Mars? And how the fuck do they hear his calls for help through a telescope. Don’t even get me started on the Clubhouse.
     
  36. Todd Bonzales

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    Not a good rugby tackle, in my vagina.
     
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  37. R. Bedford Scott

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    parade
     
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  38. TC

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    Kept her head up. Wrapped up. Looked like good technique to me
     
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  39. BuckeyeRiot

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    Too high up on the torso.
     
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  40. wes tegg

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    Yup. Your boy drops his shoulder and she's wearing it on her solar plexus.
     
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  41. TC

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    /UofSC
     
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  42. PSU12

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    comments are good

     
  43. Roy

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    I read it with a Fargo accent.
     
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  44. Simon Templar

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    This is so fucking awful
     
  45. HotMic

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    :donotwant:
     
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  46. pperc

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    WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL THOSE TRUCKS DOING