Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Jimmy the Saint

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  2. bigred77

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    Happens all the time.
    Wife stays at home all fucking day and apparently doesn't have time to look and see if we actually have any chicken nuggets left.

    Most of the time it's the opposite though.
    We end up with more shit than will fit in the cabinet or freezer because she didn't look and see we already have it
     
  3. lfriend

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    I don't mind it much when she gets something we already have, as it will get used eventually.

    It's always something we don't have and she always waits till I am just sitting down for the evening to announce that I somehow just missed the item when I was shopping and I need to go get it right away. Then we bicker back and forth until I find the list and stick it in her face before I go out for trips 2 and 3 and on.
     
  4. bigred77

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    It sounds like you are not married yet
    Just a word of advice... unless you are willing to put up with her behavior in this getting worse, than you need to just go ahead and break it off
     
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  5. lfriend

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    6 years a month ago. It's probably her worst trait honestly and well there's likely things about me that shit can't stand either.

    Her parents did not prepare her adulting well. At all. Those fuckers better write me generously into the will.
     
  6. Clown Baby

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    My wife has been doing most of the grocery shopping lately because she’s been vaccinated so I’ve been the one giving her the list. For the super bowl, I told her we needed charcoal starters and she returned with a fireplace log.
     
  7. ned's head

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    Ts & Ps, fellas. I do 100% of the meal planning, shopping, and cooking and it's wonderful. My wife cooked the kid some nuggets the other day and smelled something burning. She had stuck the magnetic child lock key to the cookie sheet before putting it in the oven
     
  8. Degausser

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    My wife got her first vaccine dose a couple weeks ago. She got a text confirming she was on the list for the second dose that asked her to respond only if she wanted to be removed from the list. She responded TWICE without reading the whole thing because she just assumed it said to respond to stay on the list. She will now be calling our local health department Monday morning.
     
  9. Clown Baby

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    The second response negates the first one. She’s all good
     
  10. bigred77

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    Now thats a good one for this thread

    Holy shit
     
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  11. Boom TittyMilk

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    To be fair to her, that’s pretty dumb message to send out
     
  12. bigred77

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    I have the side by side fridge/ freezer in the kitchen, the freezer over the beer fridge in the garage, and two 4' long deep freezers

    I have to move stuff around to add anything to any of them and I just pulled a 16 pound brisket out of one a week ago.
     
  13. Degausser

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    While I agree, just fucking read the whole thing. It's clearly about something pretty important.
     
  14. Ty Webb

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    She better not triple stamp the double stamp
     
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  15. Clown Baby

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    Reply STOP if you’d rather die
     
  16. Degausser

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    Her two random responses were YES and CONFIRM fwiw
     
  17. Clown Baby

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    Hahaha awesome
     
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  18. Boom TittyMilk

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    Seems like a story line for a modern day Seinfeld episode
     
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  19. lfriend

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    Oh yeah, fuck. That is bad.
     
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  20. dump

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    STOP
     
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  22. dump

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    CANCEL
     
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    I did something similar when the lady that cuts my hair started to send out automated reminders 24 hours before your appointment (something she used to do manually). I opted out instantly before realizing what it was for and now I don’t get text reminders and have to solely rely on my phone calendar to remind me of my appointment.
     
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  25. Funshot Residue

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    Worse, dick cheetah or roll on vinyl inspirational quote? Every morning I'm reminded that I can't change the storm, so I should dance in the rain......while pissing.
     
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  26. Whammy

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    Laughed audibly at this...moving in with the GF next month, she’s pretty mature so remains to be seen how much I end up in this thread
     
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  27. IHHH

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    rip in peace
     
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  28. The Milkman

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    You’re so fucked
     
  29. Whammy Business

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    The caption should be “Do you mind?”
     
  30. Whammy

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    Rest in peace in peace?
     
  31. Whammy

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    Man - you guys are really making me feel good about my decision-making
     
  32. Henry Blake

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  33. bigred77

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    In pieces
     
  34. IHHH

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    are you new around here because so far from what I can gather you are not very smart or savvy

    no offense
     
  35. Upton^2

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  36. IHHH

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    Just kidding, congrats. Living with a woman has its challenges but if you love her it will be interesting.

    i just could not bring myself to write fun instead of interesting
     
  37. IHHH

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    and let’s hope it’s just a finger and not your balls
     
  38. Ty Webb

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  39. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  40. IHHH

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    as i typed that my gf just decided to organise my Sunday no more funday by telling me that a little shoveling around the house would be nice. It’s been snowing and cold as fuck
    Whammy, get out of dodge as fast as possible.
     
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  41. Boom TittyMilk

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    Quite the Valentine’s Day
     
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  42. IHHH

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    We ate sushis Friday night, that was the valentine. Now we are back to being miserable together
     
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  43. Whammy

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    LMAO what have I stumbled upon, never been ITT
     
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  44. IHHH

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    you will be a regular, I can already tell

    lol

    just kidding we are a bunch of old men who do not appreciate living life with a woman as much as we should.
     
  45. Imurhuckleberry

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    I believe the workflow goes like this. The first dsmygfd worth story will go down pretty early. You will excitedly post it then feel bad about having a bunch of guys laugh about her. Then you will hold the stories back for awhile until she hits something ridiculous with her car and you realise you have no one else to vent to. Then you will fully become one of us.
     
  46. Funshot Residue

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    Additionally, you should know that one guys wife CUgator already hit him with her vehicle, so tell your gf to pick something else to run into.
     
  47. IHHH

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    You have no idea, I almost want to give you a hug and a kiss on the forehead to wish you a nice journey
     
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  48. bigred77

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    And obviously IHHH's wife checks his phone
     
  49. IHHH

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    Fuck
     
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  50. Ty Webb

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    Can’t wait for the moment when one user’s wife rear ends another user’s car. This thread’s magnum opus.
     
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