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My wife got a compression fracture of her T12 vertebrae when we were cliff jumping like 6 years ago. Sitting in the emergency room and the doctor coming in and saying she broke her back just off handedly was maybe the worst bedside manner I’ve ever seen.

she fine now

 

Arnie is a badass family name

 

Could have just gone by Arn. Nobody's fucking with a dude named Arn.

 

Especially this one.

 

I’m thinking he’s tired of treating people that jump off cliffs. Lol. Self induced

 

Oh for sure.

 

It’s my name and my best friend’s name in high school. Neither of us were regularly called by our first name.

 

Video looked like it was slo mo once he jumped

 

People who don’t pick up their dog shit are scum.

 

Turn on the subtitles

 

My NOTGHEY license plate has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my license plate

 

Slapnuts

 

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I remember that Ken burns documentary with this one

 

Soul

 

It’s 04 Vick, he was completely unstoppable

 

Shouldn’t that be Tecmo Super Bowl Bo?

Also, where’s Cap Boso from Tecmo Bowl

 

I feel like the only one you could literally say that for is Bo Jackson. Shitty video game & he was essentially a cheat code

 

Jon Dowd (the white, right handed version of the non-licensed Barry Bonds) from MVP baseball 2005

 

Vick is the answer bc he was a QB with 95 speed.

 

Why didn’t they name him Larry Londs or something to up the fu factor

 

“Scottie Pippen” on nba jam was pretty good

 

I feel like anyone who could dunk on NBA Live 95 was basically just guaranteed buckets

 

Let’s not forget he also had the strongest arm in the game. Straight up create a player

 

Vick was ridiculous but Bo Jackson could literally run around the field as long as you wanted him to without being tackled. Vick could almost do this but not quite.

 

Shout out to Pablo Sanchez for being one of the best athletes of all time though.

 

Tyson was the only one that you played against and not “as” on that list but he’s the answer. That game was so frustrating once you got to him.

For those not as old as I am... the entire first round, every punch that he threw (even if you were blocking) would knock you down (and most of the time out).
I guess it would be like if you were fighting the real Tyson.

 

NBA street was a fun game

 

Yeah but that was still strictly a pattern that you could learn. It took a while but eventually you figured it out. Most of these others were controller-destroying rage quits.

 

Then you have these fuckers.

 

Vick in the open field with the O button (spin) - unstoppable.

 

If you funboys are into speed running, SummoningSalt did a whole video on Sinister's blind Punchout runs.

 

cover 3 + double spy would at least help you hang around against '04 Vick

 

also, the answer is Tiger Woods from Tiger Woods PGA 2004

 

Greatest TW game by a mile. I would, and I’m not exaggerating, beat any one of you motherfuckers on GameCube by no less than 30 strokes.

 

This is a great side topic and I’m pretty sure it should be it’s own thread.
What game/year/system could you destroy anyone on, no questions asked?
I’m 99% sure that I’m in the top .1% of original NES Tetris players worldwide and could probably destroy anyone that frequents this board if I could find a way to battle them head-to-head (from my moms house where my NES is still plugged in in the basement).
I’m also 50/50 that I could beat anyone on this board at Dr. Mario for the SNES.

 

Maybe because there were only like a dozen of you weirdos who played on GameCube. Catch me on the PlayStation 2, babe.

 

You would not

 

I, too, am actually remarkable at NES Tetris and will 100% meet you at your mom’s house. Only the best of us launch the UFO at the end like it’s no big thing.