EPL 2020-2021: “Lads, it’s Tottenham” - O13

Great result to wake up to.

Some delightful goals as well.

 

Update on Frank vs Tuchel since they’ll each play every EPL club once

Tuchel +6 after 11 matches.

Remaining:
CP (Frank won)
Brighton (Frank won)
West Ham (Frank won)
Fulham (Frank won)
City (Frank lost)
Arsenal (Frank lost)
Leicester (Frank lost)
Villa (Frank drew)

I’d be surprised if Tuchel didn’t finish in the positive at this point but unless they finish on a really strong run, it likely won’t be that much better

 

If he finishes +8-10 that’s a pretty significant difference when he comes in halfway through the season. Especially since he got announced and had 1 training session before his first game. This loss definitely proves that like last year, top 4 will be more reliant on those around us failing than us being incredible.

 

What on earth is Ayling doing

 

So you think they’re likely to gain 2-4 points over

City (Frank lost)
Arsenal (Frank lost)
Leicester (Frank lost)
Villa (Frank drew)

than they’ll drop to

CP (Frank won)
Brighton (Frank won)
West Ham (Frank won)
Fulham (Frank won)

?

 

I don’t disagree 8-10 would be a good improvement but I don’t think he’s going to end up +8-10

 

Every man a cityzen

 

Boo

 

Hell of a hit tho

 

Benjamin Mendy looking like a forward in the box there.

 

Tidy

 

Great initial ball by De Bruyne then wonderful work by Jesus

Thought Sterling may have fucked it up but thankfully not

 

KDB's passing is just sublime

 

Sterling tried to bungle that so hard.

 

Birthday boy!

 

Oh Riyad

 

Untidy

 

FOH with that bullshit

 

I need a gif of Dinho rubbing Maddison’s head though

 

throw hands

 

I'm behind but dat pass from KDB.

 

We’re looking at the very real possibility that 3, if not 4, of the “Big 6” will miss out on CL next year. That’s pretty insane.

 

But really...

Spoiler

 

Gabriel just stonewalled Mo. Kinda comical, honestly.

 

About the most exciting thing that’s happened all match.

 

Diogo jota is the best footballer in the world

Don't @ me

 

Best ball Trent’s put in all year

 

How does Leno get 5-holed there? Looked like something Courtois would do.

 

Great finish.

 

2 shot attempts for Arsenal

 

They took off the handbrake today

 

fist yourself

 

You’re not winning the league, this helped you solidify top 4 and specifically 2nd

 

You’ve texted me far too much to think I’ve ever given a fuck about logic

 

Fair

 

So you wanted leicester closer to you guys in the table? I'm confused

 

Freak doesn’t live in a world of reality like you and I. Until United is mathematically eliminated from winning the title, he will root for City to lose even if it isn’t the consensus best result for United

 

I can respect that. I mean come on, I stated earlier today that Mane was in the bottom half of strikers just in the EPL. Logic or reality don't always play a part in ones postings.

 

what does the table have to do with me being hopped up with Travis Scott seltzers and telling RockHardJawn39 to fist himself?

 

We thought it was table related, not flirting. Guess we misread that

 

baby its always flirting with you

 

Every man a magpie