If they're raised properly I bet those things are just the most perfect pet in the world that wouldn't hurt a fly. It's just crappy owners and public perception that hurts their reputation.
If that’s a Komodo dragon that thing can poison the fuck out of you. Or at least whatever they do leaves a nasty infection that would eventually kill you if you didn’t get it treated.
Quick wiki search and read produced the following info: 1. Can jump from branches 2. Behavior is aggressive and unpredictable 3. Is about the same size as a Komodo dragon 4. Bite is infectious just like a Komodo dragon’s. That’s a no from me dawg
Eh, most reptiles are partially venomous. Any bite can cause an infection, but no where near that of a Komodo Dragon. I'll wait back to hear definitively from Owsley
There's so much to unwind here, but completely misidentifying which amendment would be applicable is absolutely amazing.
Gimp scene in Pulp Fiction with my pops. Or the sex scene in Road House or the entirety of Fatal Attraction with my pops and his ridiculously curly haired new girlfriend who looked like Glenn Close.
Strip club scene from Beverly Hills Cop. I vividly remember how embarrassed I was to be watching that with my parents. (I was 8.)
When my wife and I started dating a million years ago, I stopped by Blockbuster on my way to see her at her parents’ house and I rented Leaving Las Vegas for us. Her mom decided to watch it with us and it was, uh, uncomfortable to say the least.
Praise be to my Mom that she had a creepy love of Leo that allowed me to see Kate Winslet's boobs multiple times in middle school
My uncle used to take my cousins and me to his property several times every year. One time we get back from a hike around 10 or 11 and he decides to put on a movie for us to fall asleep to. Only thing he had was Leaving Las Vegas and I just remember that movie being extremely depressing. I think he recognized that watching the movie was a bad idea so the next time we came out he made sure to bring an all around family film and let us watch Speed.
For god knows why, my parents decided to drop off like a 10 yo Nug with his 80 yo grandmother to watch this movie. She had a very "blunt" approach to sex. It was awful.
My mother in law is puritanical in her ways and extremely serious. So when you’re 19 and your girlfriend is 17 and you bring home a movie where 10 minutes in Nic Cage is giving a monologue about drinking booze as it drips from a woman’s pussy, yeah it’s a little awkward.
My idiot cousin and I were tasked with renting a movie for the family at the beach. The audience ranged from like 5 to grandparents. We were in high school, and we were more concerned with driving around and hitting on girls, so we went into the rental place and just grabbed a movie from the return rack. It was Election. We brought it back to the house for movie night. Kids are on the floor in a pallet, adults and older kids on the couches and chairs, bowls of popcorn are being passed around, and this is the opening (watch to the 2 minute mark):
Gangs of New York with my parents at 9 or 10. Watching Event Horizon with my buddy and his parents at 8 because they just thought it would be another Aliens movie.