HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. jplaYa

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  2. seanofthedead86

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    We can't have nice things
     
  3. Degausser

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    Welp, turning this one off.
     
  4. Drown ‘Em

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    I would have loved to have overheard the discussions on building this year’s roster. I bet it went something like,

    “Let’s just plan on everything going the same as last year when everything went about as good as possible.”
     
  5. Boom TittyMilk

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    Can Tomlin give Max a pitching lesson?
     
  6. Keef

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    Nice shift where it’s hit right at the guy and he just doesn’t make a play
     
  7. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    This team would be so much better if we spent the peanuts it took to keep Duvall and Melancon.
     
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  8. Louis Holth

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    Yes cut Smyly and replace him with duvall, melancon and another reliever and this team is a lot better.
     
  9. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Think Smyly can be effective out of the pen. Seems pretty good the first time he faces a lineup. I'd give him a shot in an Andrew Miller role.
     
  10. Gin Buckets

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    Max hitting better than 7 regulars in our lineup.

    Unfortunately, he also forgot how to pitch. Must have just trained batting all off season.
     
  11. Drown ‘Em

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    Max Ankiel
     
  12. SC

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    Line drive in the box score, Bug. That’ll work.
     
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  13. Boom TittyMilk

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    We were due for a rbi like that
     
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  14. bcuga

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    Marlins are warming up their hitman reliever to try to take more kneecaps out
     
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  15. Tobias

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    game gonna end at midnight get outta here guys i am sleepy
     
  16. Owsley

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    What a dogshit call
     
  17. Tobias

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    chip is an idiot. bowling green’s nickname is not the green falcons

    bowling green green falcons
     
  18. clemsontyger04

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    Does this team suck?
     
  19. Drown ‘Em

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    I’m thinking of getting YTTV just to not watch any more.
     
  20. Louis Holth

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    Why tf is Tomlin on this team?
     
  21. Drown ‘Em

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    I think we should go back to FIRESNITANDAA, or whatever it was to end last year.
     
  22. Jack Parkman

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    This Duvall guy is pretty good
     
  23. Tobias

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    arguably the best player on the planet locked down for like $10m a year and we were too cheap to sign duvy for $5m.

    not even remotely a serious franchise.
     
  24. jplaYa

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    Feels extra fun with Pache likely headed to the DL. Duvall is streaky and we caught him on a heater.
     
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  25. Tobias

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    you could argue that we win the title* last year if duvy doesn’t get hurt and we still cheaped out on signing him

    clown car franchise
     
  26. ashy larry

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  29. Gin Buckets

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    Phantom IR stint incoming. He needs it though,14 earned runs in 11 innings isn't my favorite as a Braves fan.
     
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  30. Daddy Rabbit

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  31. HtownTide

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    Seems like maybe we should have kept Adam Duvall
     
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  32. Tobias

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    cant wait to play the padres and MM saves all 3 games to sweep
     
  33. One Two

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    I do not understand spending the money to resign Ozuna and then deciding to not do anything else and ultimately end up with a worse roster than last year.
     
  34. Tobias

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    some people pointed this out and were told that we were actually better somehow
     
  35. Gin Buckets

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    Yeah, it's tough when you think of it like this:

    Who we didn't sign:
    Adam Duvall: $2M
    Mark Melancon: $3M
    Darren O'Day: $1.75M

    Who we signed:
    Drew Smyly: $11M
     
  36. Tobias

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    it shouldnt even be an either/or situation. if this was a serious franchise and not a commercial real estate operation, we woulda been able to pay that whopping $7m extra to bring those three back too

    not. a. serious. franchise.
     
  37. ashy larry

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    looks like smyly is going to be a valuable signing because our other pitchers’ heads are falling off. absolutely criminal they seemingly didn’t try to bring Duvall or Melancon back
     
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  38. clemsontyger04

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    Going to be disappointing when we dont find the money for freddie but im already preparing myself for it
     
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  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    Thanks, Manfred & Tobias!
     
  40. Tobias

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    gosh you gotta think glavine and smoltz and maddux woulda had pretty long and accomplished careers if only they didnt have to jog on occasion.

    three careers lost
     
  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    We cut our payroll by like 25%

    It's bullshit. Fuck Liberty and fuck MLB for allowing that sale.
     
  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    Correct
     
  43. Tobias

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    i agree i too think its radical and frankly insane to ask a professional athlete to occasionally have to jog a little bit
     
  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    Exactly. He should just be expected to jog to back up the catcher and walk off the mound to the dugout.
     
  45. Tobias

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    if he can't field a bunt without walking to the ball, it should be an automatic out in the name of pitcher safety
     
  46. Tobias

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    folks....the rich get richer



    can't cuck the tuck baby
     
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  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    At least Bryse will get a shot in 4 days
     
  48. Tobias

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    until i see him up, i will continue to believe this cheap franchise is trying to manipulate his service time just to save like $24.87 on their at best #4 starter long term
     
  49. Drown ‘Em

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    Even worse, if they’re doing it, it’s to save money years from now.