European Super League Thread: Here Lies ESL 2021 - 2021

I'd like to feed this thread to an AI bot and have it generate some takes

 

Don’t think anyone was confirmed so far

 

Do they?

 

Yes...pretty obviously

 

Make this happen jorge

 

I would guess Lyon but maybe Marseille

 

Monaco?

 

Congrats to our Parisian users

 

Then why do Arsenal and spurs suck so hard and why are Madrid and Barca months away from being insolvent

 

Bunch of Americans get overly sensitive about their opinions on inconsequential shit. Good times, make me think like you, I want to think just like you because your avatar is cool.

 

so Bayern is out. that's interesting.

 

A newcastle fan would have that position

 

Also if the German teams don’t join this isnt happening

 

Germany being the hero we need. If this helps thwart it then let NoleNBlue post every single Bayern rumour in the transfer thread in peace.

 

Lot of people jealous their club isn’t run as well as Aston Villa, and quite frankly it shows

 

At the same time I think it's funny that german clubs are complaining about eliminating a merit based tournament when they're the first ones in line to sell their best players to Bayern in the January window while still competing for first

 

doing whatever necessary to appease the Germans feels like the right play here

 

how much money would uefa lose punting on 4 semi final games plus a final? i get banning them next year but not sure outside of pure spite what they have to gain doing it for this year

 

Considering how much time you spend studying Tesla's stock I'm surprised you're struggling so hard to figure out how a brand can be valuable as an asset

 

Bayern will be fine financially either way. The real heroes are in Dortmund

 

Only two French teams that would make sense

 

city finally gets past the quarters and immediately join a reviled league that gets them banned from the CL for good. sigh

 

*Neville Chamberlain has joined the chat*

 

depends on whether Real makes the final and what the current census totals in Spain are

 

the Betis social media team seems fun

 

definitely not marseille. Not a chance in hell the American owners orchestrating this would bring Frank McCourt into the group. I could see Lyon and that would be the only one who makes sense other than PSG but I haven’t heard anything of them being invited.

I wouldn’t be shocked if they ended up starting with 12 or taking a team from a bigger city in a smaller league like an ajax.

 

I’m excited for an East Coast-West Coast rap style feud between the Champions League anthem composer and whoever the ESL throws a boatload of cash at to make their anthem.

 

This league is a betrayal to the memory of Prince Philip.

 

The releases from the clubs said 15 clubs so I’d be shocked if they started with 12

 

sources here locally are saying charlotte fc will be the 13th team to join the super league.

 

an odd number would be so weird.

 

To be fair any number is odd when it includes Tottenham

 

Sucks for Spurs and Arsenal

 

Well 15 permanent and 5 rotating spots

 

This seems kinda big

 

We all know David Beckham is making calls right now

 

won't this effectively end the idea?

 

Have they said how the 5 rotating spots are determined?

 

lawsuits and lost tv revenue seem like it will be a massive blow to uefa but idk

 

the arsenal podcast I listen to talked about government intervention being the one surefire way to stop it.

 

Only reasonable measure is to let Porto play Dortmund in Istanbul.

 

Bet those clubs will just file a lawsuit and have any ban enjoined and UEFA will be faced with not having the tournament finish and all of the lost revenue or just letting them finish. I imagine they will choose the latter.