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  1. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Its hard to really grasp not just how evil and petty many aspects of the world are, but also how just brain-meltingly absurd things are
     
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  2. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Is California known for salmon?

    Also that seems like animal abuse
     
  3. CaneKnight

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    Rich people remind us daily how fucking stupid and underserving of their money they are
     
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  4. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    The bear appears to be running away
     
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  5. Fran Tarkenton

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    same polls had Trump winning Georgia
     
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  6. Mix

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  7. dump

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    excellent news
     
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  8. dblplay1212

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    A farmer is out here moving the border between France and Belgium bc he moved a rock and we have people wanting to build a 100 foot wall :facepalm:

     
  9. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Borders are dumb.

    Countries are dumb.
     
  10. AIOLICOCK

    AIOLICOCK https://www.antifa.org/
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    Yes! Thank you.
     
  11. dump

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    [​IMG]
     
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  12. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    hot take: i think we need more borders
     
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  13. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    It was a quality bookstore.
     
  14. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    “Boarders not borders” with a skateboarding dog wearing sunglasses

    Make the shirt cowards
     
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  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    2 Births per woman seems like a lot.
     
  16. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Well it takes two people to make a baby, so you need two kids to replace you and your partner when you die.
     
  17. Can I Spliff it

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  18. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    A dead simple (but painful if you want all that lobbying and kickback $$$) way of increasing the birth rate would be to cancel all student debt and implement M4A. There's your solution!
     
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  19. BellottiBold

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    That's absolutely fucking appalling.

    edit - initially a reply to the eviction moratorium news, but also...
     
  20. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Plus Biden's childcare plan. Still need to make month-to-month caring for a kid to be affordable.
     
  21. Can I Spliff it

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    Trump judge
     
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  22. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    This math checks out.
     
  23. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Maybe welcome the millions of immigrants who want to come here and contribute to America's future? Maybe set up transition organizations/agencies that will shepherd new immigrants into the US and also give Americans jobs. But alas..
     
  24. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Sounds like it's time to raise some taxes back to MODEST historical levels. But nope, Joe Manchin is going to throw a fit and somehow walk around outside without worrying about being physically beaten for actively helping torpedo our country's future.
     
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  25. steamengine

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    Regarding birthdate, New York Times said we’ve nearly eradicated teen pregnancy, people can’t afford it, don’t want to do it, and combine that with us cutting off immigration however possible we’ve got a real stew going.
     
  26. seanofthedead86

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    Team No Kids
     
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  27. Name P. Redacted

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    We intend to have all of our kids while covered by tricare. One of the few things the military does right.
     
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  28. steamengine

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  29. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    don't SAY THE LINE DAVE
     
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  30. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    How can you pay any attention to American politics and not understand that the right just would have found something else to REEEE about
     
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  31. ono

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    Hey it me!

    Had a kid early 2020. Didn't realize that whole "which parent's birthday comes first" bullshit rule so we originally planned to have the kid on my wife's insurance. Once we settled that down the road, we got billed for about $10k.

    Best part was that my insurance plan year begins in August. But the OOP max + deductible resets every calendar year. So on 1/1/20, any OOP spend reset, we have the kid, then I still don't hit my OOP max because that $ only contributed to 8 months of the plan year, then we move to a different provider on 8/1.

    Insurance is a fucking racket. Frankly, if I didn't have a family, I wouldn't get it and pocket the $$ every paycheck.
     
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  32. Can I Spliff it

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  33. Name P. Redacted

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    What is this
     
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  34. ono

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  35. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Based on the consistent projection by the GOP, I take that to mean that sexuality was considered when hiring/promoting.
     
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  36. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    BORDERS ARE IMPORTANT!!!!

    Farmer moves a rock

    I’ve created a new border!!
     
  37. Fran Tarkenton

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    this is the big issue and why Conservative policy is doing more longterm harm to America than Isis could hope for
     
  38. steamengine

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    I feel very seen by Joe and his covid takeout bag

     
  39. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    He has a point. I mean none of anything that happened in Star Wars would have happened if Qui Gon hadn’t stopped to get his ship fixed.
     
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  40. Name P. Redacted

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  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    Maybe I'm not looking at it right. Is the Birth rate for some time longer than a year?
     
  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah, I didn't owe 12 grand but still owed almost a Thousand. and some of that had to be paid up front.

    But yes, let me have a second child so I can pay an additional 60,000 in day care over the next few years. Let's get some affordable day care options too
     
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  43. Mix

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    Well that restaurant bill we talked about yesterday ran out of money on day 1 as expected. There is going to be so much fraud on this because they let you put how you identify in terms of how they process your application. Seen some shitty republicans say they marked themselves down as various shit to get the money.
    Good job by the Dems to cut $100 bill from this Republican led bill originally. Go big idiots. Add $150 bill to this, EIDL, PPP, etc and get shit going.
     
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  44. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    It's not a year, it's a current snapshot number of how many kids are being born per woman in the US.
     
  45. IV

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    I’d be curious in what it is by race
     
  46. Name P. Redacted

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    These statistics are tracked and easily found online.
     
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  47. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    yeah but I’m way too lazy for that
     
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  48. Henry Blake

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    "The birth rate dropped among mothers of each major race and ethnicity analyzed. Birth rates fell the most among Asian American women by 8%. The smallest decline was among Hispanic women at 3%. The birth rate among Black and white women decreased by 4%.

    The rate of newborn babies declined among women of each age group last year, too. The most significant decline was an 8% decrease among women ages 15-19. The smallest decrease was a 2% decline among women ages 40-44.

    The birth rates among women ages 20-24 and 25-29 dropped by 6% and 4% respectively, both new record lows. Women ages 30-34 and 35-39 saw 4% and 2% declines each.

    "The fact that you saw declines in births even for older moms is quite striking," lead author Brady Hamilton told the Associated Press."
    https://www.phillyvoice.com/united-states-birth-fertility-rates-2020-cdc-report/
     
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