Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Mister Me Too

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  3. Redav

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    I do think "graduated at the top of his class from prestigious universities" doesn't mean what it used to (and maybe never did) with the Kushners and Trumps of the world buying their educations while being complete idiots.
     
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    None of them were the top of their class, though. I also don't think that's new. In fact, there's probably a higher percentage of meritorious students at Ivies now than ever.
     
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  5. Redav

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    Sure but saying Ted Cruz is at the top of his class which includes a bunch of other idiots that come from money certainly shallows up the pool
     
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    Yeah, that’s really not applicable to Harvard Law School, and certainly not at the level of his accomplishments. Of course people are there because they are privileged and given every advantage in life, but there isn’t a large cadre of schmucks there because daddy dropped $2 million on a bathroom.
     
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    Ted Cruz being that good at Harvard is objectively impressive and even more damning evidence against his character and rhetoric. He’s not dumb. He’s just amoral and power hungry and knows how many of his voters are dumb.
     
  9. Redav

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    The lawyers are up to their bullshit again
     
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    Was a good run suburbs
     
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    Using Charlie Kirk for anything than cleaning a fucking toilet is a waste of time and money.
     
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    Biden’s new Twitter handle is @suburbcrusher69
     
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  19. Mister Me Too

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    When culture wars cost jobs
     
  21. colonel_forbin

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    I'm losing it at those pants
     
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  24. The Banks

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    Hrrr drrr. You make me wear a mask but I say nothing when you make me wear pants and shoes. #cOnStItUtIoNaLrIgHts
     
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    Trump is just a modern day version of Reagan
     
  28. Doc Louis

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    He's not losing anything, thanks to those tactical zippers and Velcro speed pockets.
     
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  29. wes tegg

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    I know. Why even bother wearing a jacket with those?
     
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    Sadly, he isn’t in hell yet.
     
  31. Doc Louis

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    Just opening the floodgates for #'s 1 and 2 to consolidate power. Bold strategy.
     
  32. dump

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    it took Reagan too long as well
     
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  33. Doc Louis

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    Because your arms and torso could be chilly. Obviously.
     
  34. Beeds07

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    At least it won’t be global warming that destroys the planet

     
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  35. shawnoc

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    Because club rules state you must wear a jacket in the clubhouse. You should see the stupid shit people wear (and then throw a blazer over) at country clubs.
     
  36. IV

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    seems inaccurate
     
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  38. wes tegg

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    I’ve spent a lot of time in places where you have to wear a jacket, but I’ve never seen pants like that. That was what I was getting at — that the spirit of the rule goes out the window when your bottom half looks like Boba Fett.
     
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  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    Just more racist, which surprising b/c Ronnie was really racist
     
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  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    As someone who hates dress codes and places like this I think I'm going to start really pushing the pants boundaries when I have to go to a jacket required type spot. Gonna have all the cargo pockets and zippers
     
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  43. RavenNole

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    the last culture war bill they signed had an exception “if you own a theme park” clearly carved out for Disney. I would expect that Royal Caribbean and carnival, both of which have plenty of ties to Desantis and Florida republicans, will end up negotiating an exception for the cruise industry. They can’t get back to pre-pandemic levels required to pay off the debt they’ve taken on without the 30-40% of people who won’t cruise without vaccination requirements. They also can’t cruise with full requirements because trumptards won’t go. I think they get an exception and then have some ships with requirements and some without.
     
  44. shawnoc

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    That was my point. Places that I’ve worked at, there were members who tried to push the “must wear a jacket, no jeans” rule to its limit. It’s dumb but white people.
     
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