Emily Ratajkowski Thread - Who Are We Kidding, You Knew It Was Happening...

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  1. goheels10

    goheels10 Well-Known Member
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    Wife was able to get her figure and muscle tone back pretty quickly after kid #1.

    after kiddo #2, not so much.

    with that said, the fact her stomach looks like that after giving birth two months ago is insane.
     
    #2651 goheels10, Apr 10, 2021
  2. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    mother of god

    she gave birth how long ago??
     
    #2652 40wwttamgib, Apr 10, 2021
  3. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    I too know what it feels like to be thirsty.

     
    #2653 BrickTamland, Apr 10, 2021
  4. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    I just feel bad for every other woman on the planet looking at that that didn’t win the 1 in a Billion genetic lottery like her
     
    #2654 DirtBall, Apr 10, 2021
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  5. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    HOW?
     
    #2655 NineteenNine, Apr 11, 2021
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  6. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Trust me when I say the women of the world feel worse for you (and I).
     
    #2656 Barves2125, Apr 11, 2021
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  7. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Guys she took those pictures and that video before she gave birth.

    that’s my story and I am sticking to it.
     
    #2657 Daniel Ocean, Apr 11, 2021
  8. RalfBully

    RalfBully #21
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    not with those boobs
     
    #2658 RalfBully, Apr 11, 2021
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  9. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    #2659 DirtBall, Apr 19, 2021
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  10. two

    two Hello
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    #2660 two, Jun 6, 2021
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  11. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    but how
     
    #2661 Fancy, Jun 6, 2021
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  12. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
    Indiana HoosiersNotre Dame Fighting IrishChicago CubsIndianapolis Colts

    Genetics schkmetics. Bitches need to step it up.
     
    #2662 Chumbolone, Jun 6, 2021
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  13. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    Damn she bounced back quick
     
    #2663 BP, Jun 6, 2021
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  14. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Gotta be honest I’m not sure I would want my mom to be that hot.
     
    #2664 Name P. Redacted, Jun 6, 2021
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  15. VTA

    VTA Smells like a cat ate weed & pissed in a Xmas tree
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    Dad came in to be like “hey, can you hold his head up mrat?”
     
    #2665 VTA, Jun 6, 2021
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  16. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    You would have had more friends
     
    #2666 Homo Erectus, Jun 7, 2021
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  17. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Let's see a pic so we can decide who's hotter.
     
    #2667 Barves2125, Jun 7, 2021
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  18. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    First thing I thought was "OMG support that kid's head"

    Second thing "Damn, I'm old."

    Wasn't that long ago I wouldn't have cared if she was holding the kid by the scruff of the neck like a rabbit as long as I got to see the goodies.
     
    #2668 RU-Omega Potato, Jun 7, 2021
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  19. VTA

    VTA Smells like a cat ate weed & pissed in a Xmas tree
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    5 years ago: “what baby?”
     
    #2669 VTA, Jun 7, 2021
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  20. two

    two Hello
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    #2670 two, Jun 7, 2021
  21. og

    og ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    coke
     
    #2671 og, Jun 8, 2021
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  22. two

    two Hello
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    #2672 two, Jul 5, 2021
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  23. goheels10

    goheels10 Well-Known Member
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    Yea. I didn’t know she had that in her.
     
    #2673 goheels10, Jul 5, 2021
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  24. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    she's lucky it's before labor day
     
    #2674 afb, Jul 5, 2021
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  25. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    that is the peak of perfection. every other woman on earth is playing for second place.
     
    #2675 40wwttamgib, Jul 5, 2021
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  26. WillySaliba

    WillySaliba Well-Known Member
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    It’s behavior like that which led to the first pregnancy.
     
    #2676 WillySaliba, Jul 5, 2021
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  27. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    :warn:
     
    #2677 BP, Oct 4, 2021
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  28. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    That’s just too on the nose.
     
    #2678 Name P. Redacted, Oct 4, 2021
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  29. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Guess what? Vulcan butt!
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    It's been a while, so...

    [​IMG]
     
    #2679 ramszoolander, Feb 14, 2022
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  30. AIOLICOCK

    AIOLICOCK https://www.antifa.org/
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    Mother of christ.
     
    #2680 AIOLICOCK, Feb 14, 2022
  31. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    actually I think her son's name is Sylvester.
     
    #2681 Hank Scorpio, Feb 14, 2022
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  32. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    close enough
     
    #2682 40wwttamgib, Feb 14, 2022
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  33. cyclist

    cyclist King of the Mountains
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    [​IMG]
     
    #2683 cyclist, Feb 19, 2022
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  34. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    #2684 Name P. Redacted, May 24, 2022
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  35. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    I’m not sure if anyone has noticed or pointed this out before, but she is quite attractive
     
    #2685 SugarShaun, May 24, 2022
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  36. Gallant Knight

    Gallant Knight WPS
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    Fake news
     
    #2686 Gallant Knight, May 24, 2022
  37. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    says it isn't available
     
    #2687 bro, May 24, 2022
  38. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    #2688 VaxRule, May 24, 2022
  39. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    i think it got deleted.

    actually maybe you cant see reels on PC? idk. works on the ig app.
     
    #2689 Name P. Redacted, May 24, 2022
  40. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    k boomer
     
    #2690 Where Eagles Dare, May 24, 2022
  41. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Link works for me. Face looks horrible. Think it's a mega filter
     
    #2691 Where Eagles Dare, May 24, 2022
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  42. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    It's either a filter or something has gone wrong.
     
    #2692 ~ taylor ~, May 24, 2022
  43. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    tbh i was checking out the boobs the whole time
     
    #2693 Name P. Redacted, May 24, 2022
  44. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Those looked great
     
    #2694 Where Eagles Dare, May 24, 2022
  45. All_Luck

    All_Luck OK. Cool Husk em!
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    IMG90583038011623823.jpg
     
    #2695 All_Luck, Jul 1, 2022
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  46. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Yes
     
    #2696 bro, Jul 1, 2022
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  47. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    Could you imagine getting to see/watch her walk around the house naked? Lord.
     
    #2697 ButchCassidy, Jul 1, 2022
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  48. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    I imagine it often
     
    #2698 kinghill, Jul 1, 2022
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  49. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Just ripping nasty shits in the toilet, not turning on the fart fan
     
    #2699 Name P. Redacted, Jul 2, 2022
    Henry Blake, broken internet, I<3privatedances and 12 others like this.
  50. goheels10

    goheels10 Well-Known Member
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    #2700 goheels10, Jul 2, 2022
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