What kind of snake is this?

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  1. Barves2125

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    This is what we thought and actually bet on with a family member but we're not ready to go public until we've consulted our resident experts. #cashing
     
  2. burnttatertot

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    Did you pet it? I'd pet it like a puppy.
     
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  3. Barves2125

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    I stood in the spot I took the pic for about 8 minutes before I saw it. He was just chilling enjoying the sun and I was just attempting to catch fish. Both of us Saturday vibing.
     
  4. FadeMe

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    So, my 6 year old daughter is all about snakes and frogs and lizards. She’s been saying for over a year now she wants to be a herpetologist. She also knows I’m not fond of any of them but not in an “they all must die” way. So, she comes up to me today after watching some reptile videos on YouTube and is like, “Dad! Check this out. How cool is this?” And all I could think was that would be my personal hell. But I thought some of you might enjoy this video.

    SIAP

     
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  5. Gunners

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    Rattlesnake orgies, no thanks.
     
  6. Owsley

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  7. BP

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    There's a museum on the AZ/NM border near me that has a Western Dback/Timber hybrid that has to be close to 6ft. It's massive. Ill try to get out there and get a decent pic soon.
     
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  8. burnttatertot

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    I have a timber rattlers hat around here somewhere.


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  9. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  10. billdozer

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    Found this guy on the Madison

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  11. Jax Teller

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    My dad is playing golf down in Greenville, AL and they had a visitor at the tee box.
    Owsley
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  12. bigred77

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    Not a snake, but a much bigger turtle than I have seen around here in a while
    And it's a hundred yards or so from the lake, kinda worries me if something is wrong with him, he seems to be moving along just fine though
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    What do you think Owsley ?

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  13. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Just looking for a place to lay her eggs. They’ll often travel surprisingly far to do so.
     
  14. bigred77

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    Awesome
    Now to convince the 7 year old to leave her alone
     
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  15. Jax Teller

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    What kind of snake was in my picture?
     
  16. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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  17. Voodoo

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  18. Gunners

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    Not to be a dick but that is likely a decade old
     
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  19. Voodoo

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    Older. I remember posting it here right after TMB started.
     
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  20. AIP

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    A true monster
     
  21. AIP

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    another
     
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  22. Owsley

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    Central rat snake
     
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  23. Whammy Business

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    Damn thing doesn’t have arms and he can probably hit it straighter than me.
     
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  24. Owsley

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  25. Prospector

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  26. electronic

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    Some 21 year old TikTok dipshit who was bitten by a green mamba earlier this year let a zebra cobra escape in Raleigh on Monday. It was spotted by a reporter about 30 minutes ago.

    Not only is it highly venomous, but it also spits its venom at the eyes of predators!

     
  27. electronic

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    The reporter above was knocking on the door of that home when she saw it. Fucking balls.
     
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  28. electronic

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  29. Owsley

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    One of my neighbors getting on next door and posting there’s a spitting cobra on their porch would be a real dream come true.
     
  30. Pirasea

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    So far my favorite comment on this story has been the nextdoor post where a lady was saying a helicopter had been flying over her house all morning so they must be looking for the snake by air.
     
  31. electronic

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    They got him:

     
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  32. Owsley

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    Hope they don’t euthanize it
     
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  33. electronic

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    Hope they euthanize the owner.
     
  34. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    This fell on my golf cart today.

    What is this?
     

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  35. Fafa fofo

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    In gonna go Red Rat Snake. Plus rat.
     
  36. LetItSoak

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    Corn snake ala rat snake eating a rat
     
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  37. UncleJesse

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    You playing golf on the set of Jumanji?
     
  38. bigred77

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    What kind of mickey mouse golf course is this?
     
  39. bturns

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    Private gated community. Hammock Dunes.

    it’s in Palm Coast Florida.
     
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  40. fucktx

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  41. dblplay1212

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    Well, is it?
     
  42. fucktx

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    its a cottonmouth lmao
     
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  43. a.tramp

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    Did not know where else to put this but saw this hammerhead worm at a job this week. Apparently, they are an invasive species from Asia. Do not chop them up as they will multiply. Put them in a zip lock bag, seal it, and throw it away. At least that is what we are being told in North Texas.

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  44. AIP

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    Thanks a lot China
     
  45. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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  46. dblplay1212

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  47. HoosDaMan

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  48. Rainbow Brite

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    oooooooooo. I know this one! That's a really pissed off Cottonmouth.


    Side note, any of you snake enthusiasts have a good solution for a pet snake who's eye caps didn't come off with the last shed? She's basically been blind for the past week and a half. One came off by itself yesterday, but we are having a hell of a time getting the other one off. Any tricks?
     
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  49. Lucky24Seven

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    I would see if you can alter the humidity and increase it to help shedding. I’d also keep a water spray bottle and keep its eye moist. Not and expert, though.
     
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