Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. wes tegg

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    She was also J.D. Vance's mentor and convinced him to write his stupid ass bootrapping book.
     
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  2. JonathanCoachman

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    The character in Silicon Valley who was an obvious Peter Thiel caricature had to be killed off because the actor playing him died. The real one deserves a similar fate.

    On a billionaire style camping trip, an alarm was raised that a bear was nearby and the Peter Thiel dies from the effects from sprinting for a few seconds.

    Edit- I just watched the scene and it was a safari and a hippo, not camping and a bear
     
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  3. JonathanCoachman

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    It drives me mad that there is a JD Vance and a Cy Vance. The Cy having a JD doesn’t help with the confusion.
     
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  4. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    That is not shocking at all. Several years ago I remember learning about her through that big article she wrote about "why Asian families succeed" that perpetuated the model minority stereotype as well as coining the term Tiger Mom.
     
  5. chuckmasterflex

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  6. JonathanCoachman

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    What are the chances of these "real lawyers" actually getting paid?
     
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  7. shawnoc

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    Can JD Vance pitch?
     
  8. JonathanCoachman

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    He has been rather suspect going up against lefties recently.
     
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  9. Goose

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    Thomas Massie is a giant piece of shit but he’s from Kentucky. Why is he talking about NC?
     
  10. Can I Spliff it

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    Dems are going to get ppl killed refusing to do anything
     
  11. jokewood

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    More confusion:

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  12. Daniel Ocean

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    Dems?
     
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  13. JonathanCoachman

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    Noooooo

    First and last letters of his first name are…

    Cy…Sigh
     
  14. Bruce Wayne

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    Media continues to have learned nothing
     
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  16. herb.burdette

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    The Mandel and Timken campaigns released competing internal polls for the Ohio Republican Senate nomination.

    Mandel used Remington Research (6/1-3):
    Mandel 35, Timken 16, Vance 6 with 34 undecided

    Timken used Moore Research from February to May (I know):
    Mandel 24, Timken 19, no Vance

    Also, Mandel has started burning masks everywhere he speaks, like he’s protesting Vietnam and burning his draft card:

     
  17. ~ taylor ~

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    What a race to the bottom.
     
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  18. Goose

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    I know nothing about Timken but might vote in the republican primary just to vote against Josh Mandel
     
  19. Randy Dangus

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    Tremendous ratio
     
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  20. ~ taylor ~

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    She's trash, too.
     
  21. Mister Me Too

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  22. NoNatty

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    the government does this all the time. There is a really interesting Planet Money episode on this:
     
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  23. JonathanCoachman

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    Pretty par for the course how we justify selling the most powerful killing machines on the planet to the Saudis to save a few thousand American jobs.
     
  24. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    So the critical race theory paranoia seems to have died down. What’s the next culture war?
     
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  25. skiedfrillet

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    for some reason everytime someone brings up JD Vance i think of JD Power - the car ratings company - and i think to myself why is an automobile company so invested in MAGA things
     
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  26. Bo Pelinis

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    Considering all people with European ancestry have some Neanderthal DNA we also sort of fucked them out of existence.
     
  27. Biship

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    this dude is running for school board in my suburban, high achieving district
     
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  28. chuckmasterflex

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    Olympic athletes not being patriotic* enough

    *rascist
     
  29. JonathanCoachman

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    These people are so beyond caring about their own hypocrisies. There is no doubt that they will want American Olympians that don’t accept their “dogma” to lose to athletes representing any other nation.

    I’m pretty sure that is the opposite of being an AMERICA FIRST PATRIOT.
     
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  30. Bo Pelinis

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    And also because of the whole Yale thing
     
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  31. swiz

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    That and, ya know, free speech.
     
  32. JonathanCoachman

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    I will not tolerate any disparagement of Yale. My Grandpappy used to have a college named after him there!
     
  33. herb.burdette

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    Mandel has made clear that no political stunt is beneath him. He’s probably going to start incorporating the confederate flag in his appearances, as an Ohio candidate.
     
  34. JonathanCoachman

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    Since revisionist history is so popular amongst this crowd, why not correct the spelling of the Right Brothers? Unless Fox News have already cancelled them for whatever reason of course.
     
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  35. herb.burdette

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    She married into the Timken family, who are basically Canton’s last vestige of old money wealth from Timken steel and roller bearings.

    She acted as a fundraiser until 2016, when she led a revolt by pro-Trump factions against Kasich for beating Trump in the primary.

    In January 2017, she beat Kasich ally and incumbent Matt Borges to become chair of the Ohio Republican Party.

    She is fucking nuts too.
     
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  36. herb.burdette

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    Mandel will appear in Dayton and declare war on North Carolina liberals who appropriated the Wright Brothers’ legacy for their car license plates.
     
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  37. JonathanCoachman

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    Picking on liberals in North Carolina is akin to beating up Tiny Tim. They’ve lived a hard, unforgiving life.
     
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  38. steamengine

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    I stopped watching after two or three seasons and didn’t know this.
     
  39. herb.burdette

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    He won’t really be picking on North Carolina liberals though. He just needs a straw man for faux outrage so he can claim a grievance that Dayton is not getting its due.

    GOP Strategy 101, never discuss a real issue.
     
  40. Upton^2

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    He died after the 1st season. Christopher Evan Welch
     
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  41. Upton^2

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    seems fake
     
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  42. wes tegg

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    Mo Brooks is representing himself in the suit Swalwell filed about the January 6th insurrection. His responsive pleading is a doozy.
     

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  43. electronic

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    Well, that tweet has a still photograph from CSPAN, and 9/11 did happen within the first year of his Presidency. That's one hell of a coincidence.
     
  44. chuckmasterflex

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    Man who will shameless support fascism in another country for money, but opposes it where he lives has thoughts about being brave
     
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  45. AptosDuck

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    I might take him more seriously if he didn't conflate Trump support with political conservatism
     
  46. MORBO!

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    Didn’t they also hack the RNC back in 2015 at the same time when they started leaking all the DNC shit?
     
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  47. HoosDaMan

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    That’s my recollection