Halsey think about the kids (NSFW)

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  1. NCHusker

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    The Husk board is just full of investigative deep dives for every poster on this board. You're all on notice
     
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  2. kbob69

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    Grundle makes Canesfan seem like a normal person. That's a tough thing to do, I'm kind of impressed
     
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  3. a.tramp

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    My mind is weird. I imagine Halsey is sitting somewhere, reading the last 5 pages of this thread over and over, all while screaming “talk about my boobs you fucking dorks!”
     
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  4. bertwing

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    What we’ve learned about CaneKnight thanks to grundle:

     
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  5. Redav

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    That is definitely what he's saying
     
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  6. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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  7. Mister Me Too

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  8. TC

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    Arkadin still has access to all fwiw
     
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  9. DuffandMuff

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    I was one of the first 1,000 members on this board and I’ve never been offered access to the FSU board. However, I’d also rather not read about whah shambles our program has become.
     
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  10. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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  11. Nizz

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    Good Morning!

    I hope this post finds you all well.

    Two things I'd like to say here:

    1) Don't tag me through my college team without supplying more Halsey pics and interviews.
    2) As a former member of the FSU private board, things said in here may or may not be true.

    I reserve rights.

    Best,
    Nizz
     
  12. TC

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    Ok tag him relentlessly
     
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  13. electronic

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    Former member? What happened?
     
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  14. ~ taylor ~

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    This guy's a gangster? Cane's real name is Clarence. Clarence lives at home with his parents, and Clarence's parents have a real good marriage.
     
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  15. Nizz

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    I asked to be removed. Because of fathers living in the 50s mentalities :)
     
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  16. Sean Connery

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    “Get lost, beatnik”
     
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  17. Tobias

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    you can't ignore mods

    what is it with you and lying about having people on ignore
     
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  18. IanBoyd

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  19. Redav

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    It sounds like you're missing out on auditing posters' blackness
     
  20. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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    The man was clearly drunk as fuck :laugh:
     
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  21. bertwing

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    I love how he edited that post too
     
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  22. electronic

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    The Bushido Nole controversy really fucked up the FSU fanbase, I guess.
     
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  23. LuPoor

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    That was almost a perfect example of grundleing.

    Step 1. Say something ignorant and retrograde
    Step 2. Deny ever saying it, often on the same page
    Step 3. Claim victim status, accuse people of malicious intent in misinterpreting what you said
    Step 4. Begin throwing out personal attacks, log off
     
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  24. Corch

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    You're not fooling the FSU board, guy
     
  25. Tobias

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    i really hope he was because doing all that while sober is much worse
     
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  26. Tobias

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    you forgot in between steps 3 and 4 where he demands for civility for him but not for anyone else
     
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  27. Tobias

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    what did he edit it from
     
  28. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Me: Oh, Halsey posted a picture to break down the walls of mothers breastfeeding. Maybe the thread about her will be a good place to see the reaction.

    Me (30 seconds later) [​IMG]
     
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  29. LuPoor

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    I mentally include that in victim status, but if you want to get very granular there's another substep where he's adamant no one knows, or even could know, anything about him.
     
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  30. Redav

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    Please be civil while I call my mom trashy
     
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  31. bertwing

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    Just changed “poster” to “user” to try and make it more official

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  32. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    lets just say the phrase “flying j men’s room” shows up frequently in the bertwing dossier
     
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  33. CaneKnight

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    I still can’t get over calling someone a bad mother while ur getting loaded up on a Wednesday night.
     
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  34. Tobias

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    this is a personal attack i won't stand for
     
  35. Redav

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    The FSU private board knows all about caneknight but no one could ever possibly know anything about war grundle.
     
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  36. Nizz

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    You're talking about American's greatest soldier here, bud!
     
  37. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    I think most people would agree that two good parents is a good thing. But you're making the huge assumption that

    A) The father of the child isn't a parent figure

    B) Even if he isn't, that a multi-millionaire is incapable of raising a child without the biological father.

    Both of those are huge assumptions you made from basically thin air. People aren't shitting on two parent structures as much as just pointing out the absurdity of your initial point.
     
  38. CaneKnight

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    This won't end well for me.... Shit I guess they know about my Drug "Business"
     
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  39. Redav

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    Remember the key points to be civil and no one could ever know anything about War Grundle while he makes wild accusations and rash judgements about someone he doesn't know
     
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  40. Tobias

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    dealing drugs huh

    guess this lends your views as a black man some credence to old grundy now.
     
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  41. CaneKnight

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    I think the only fair thing to do here is give the entire board access to the FSU private board so we can all see our dossiers.
     
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  42. Beeds07

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    It was 100% his intention

    His favorite movie is probably Pleasantville until it changed to color.
    Maybe non DC fans won't get this joke, but the FSU team board having a Tower of Babel file on rivals is weird
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  43. SugarShaun

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    Is there a file on me on the FSU board or am I not important enough?
     
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  44. Tobias

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    there is i've seen it. even for the internet its pretty shocking
     
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  45. NothingIsOT

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  46. electronic

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    Coincidentally, it’s all pictures of SugarShaun nude that were posted with impressive speed.
     
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  47. Nizz

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    Back to Halsey, because she's wonderful...

    Her baby daddy( I don't know if it's a boyfriend, or fiancé or what) has been with her every step of the way.
    She makes millions off records and tours.
    She has celebrity friends, and a lot of female celebrity friends, supporting her after this album cover.

    She has a strong support system

    Also that Hot Ones interview was very good
     
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  48. ~ taylor ~

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    Your file:

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  49. Redav

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    "You went to private schools. You aren't what you portray. You're not fooling the FSU private board."

    Where was that string of logic going? Yikes
     
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  50. fucktx

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    “you aren’t black enough to have any thoughts on racial inequalities in this country”

    - War Grundle
     
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