Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. GrizzliesDrew

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    Die penniless and in jail, bitch
     
  2. ashy larry

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    apparently lindsey graham has covd

     
  3. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  4. SD_Irish

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    RVG sector? She makes it sound like she’s in a war zone…in Texas. Oh the horrors being surrounded by brown people!

    God these people are awful human beings.
     
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  5. Super Vegeta

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  6. Emma

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    “I am very glad I was vaccinated because without vaccination I am certain I would not feel as well as I do now. My symptoms would be far worse,” he said."

    Is his statement the best thing he's ever muttered?
     
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  7. dblplay1212

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    Put that on billboards.
     
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  8. BellottiBold

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    must read.
    horrifying
     
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  9. chuckmasterflex

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  10. Daniel Ocean

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    That’s the least we owe him. Remember he didn’t take a salary. A man has got to eat.
     
  11. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I assume that her middle name or whatever is not White and she just put that in there for white supremacy purposes.
     
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  12. BudKilmer

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  13. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  14. CaneKnight

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    Have we talked about how much it would rule if Steven Crowder died?

    https://www.distractify.com/p/what-happened-to-steven-crowder

    Steven Crowder Said He Could 'Physically Feel Death' Following Collapsed Lung
    BY JOSEPH ALLEN

    JUL. 28 2021, PUBLISHED 11:37 A.M. ET

    Conservative YouTube commentator and Louder With Crowder host Steven Crowder is in rough shape. On Tuesday, Steven posted a picture to his Instagram page notifying his followers that he was in the hospital. Naturally, many are wondering what happened to Steven, and whether he's expected to recover from the illness that landed him in the hospital in the first place.



    Steven initially went in for invasive surgery in early July.
    In early July, Steven shared a post with his followers announcing that he was about to go in for surgery. At the time, Steven didn't explain what the surgery was for, but he did thank fans for their kind words. On July 11, Steven provided more details on the surgery, which turned out to be pectus surgery. The surgery was meant to correct pectus excavatum, a condition which risks squeezing the heart and lungs as the breastbone and ribs curve inward.


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    In discussing his recovery, Steven said that he couldn't walk down the stairs without getting winded, and added more recently that his recovery had been painful. He explained that he was retaining fluid around his lungs, which made everything hurt, including the simple act of breathing. On July 23, Steven revealed that his recovery was going even worse than he had previously shared.

    Steven suffered a 'mild' lung collapse.
    Steven revealed that his lung had collapsed, and apologized to his fans for taking longer to recover from surgery than he had originally anticipated. On July 27, he shared another update, suggesting that he could "physically feel death."

    "Last night took a turn for the worse. Ever actually get so close that you can physically feel death? He’s a d--k. The good news is, it’s fixable and these things happen. I’ll be back before you know it. Thanks for the support," he wrote.



    Steven hasn't received universal support.
    Thanks to his career as a conservative commentator, Steven had made his fair share of enemies online in the time before he wound up in the hospital.

    “It’s really funny that you expect sympathy after making a career out of sh---ing on people,” one user wrote.

    “While I wish you a speedy recovery,” another wrote, “I suspect this near-miss will have no impact on the kind of person you are.”

    SOURCE: TWITTER


    Prior to his health problems, Steven was widely known as a troll and provocateur. He used to be a contributor on Fox News, but eventually took his talents to YouTube exclusively. His channel has been demonetized on two separate occasions. The first time, YouTube cited "a pattern of egregious actions [that] harmed the broader community." The second time, Steven was de-monetized after spreading misinformation related to the 2020 election.

    Steven's health problems may engender sympathy from those who were already fans of his. For many people, though, Steven has already proved that his interest in virality is more important than the lives of other people. Those people don't seem likely to extend him a warm hand any time soon.

     
  15. BudKilmer

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  16. PeterGriffin

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    It's finally time that Bottas' actions over the weekend in Hungary get aired out. THANK YOU, TUCKER
     
  17. nexus

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    go horse drug go
     
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  18. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Fuck em.
     
  19. SD_Irish

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    And yet the vaccine is a bridge too far….riiiight. These people’s brains are mush.
     
  20. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I am team let’s let this play out. As long as they die quickly, painfully and only with lime mi see people, this is a net positive.
     
  21. Gaknight

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    Darwin
     
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  22. chuckmasterflex

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  23. HoosDaMan

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    Just caught a Hannity segment where a doctor said mass vaccines won’t get us out of this. lol. These people deserve the absolute worst.
     
  24. Illinihockey

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    did he say what would
     
  25. Daniel Ocean

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    JFC. Fucking morons. It’s hard to feel sorry for anyone this stupid.
     
  26. Daniel Ocean

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    god
     
  27. HoosDaMan

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    No, he started saying he had a cocktail of drugs that he’s been treating patients with that work and of course Hannity mentioned his book. He mentioned the usual suspects including hydroxchloroquine.
     
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  28. Doc Louis

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    They're that afraid of getting shots it's pathetic.
     
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  29. Doc Louis

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    I mean you'd hope they're at least cutting those pills up, what with a horse's liver being about 4x the size of a human's and all.
     
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  30. Daniel Ocean

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    yeah I’m sure they know that and are acting accordingly
     
  31. HoosDaMan

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    It was this Mfer.
     
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  32. BudKilmer

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  33. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Damn.
     
  34. steamengine

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    pearl
     
  35. pearl

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    ???
     
  36. steamengine

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    I thought you posted a link to texags where all those guys were talking about eating dog food to fight covid.
     
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  37. Doc Louis

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    True. It's just another suppository that they're all too eager to take.
     
  38. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Guys

    Our nightmare is over

     
  39. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Should flag his passport for re-entry
     
  40. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Some implicit misogyny mixed in as a treat
     
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  41. pearl

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    You should read some of the quoted retweets :laugh:
     
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  42. BrentTray

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    Very on brand

     
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  43. Josey Wales

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    There will surely be a 100 tweet thread from on this trip in the future filled with stories of how Tucker met with shady mfers who are probably blackmailing him.
     
  44. IV

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    I assumed he was picking up tips
     
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  45. Bo Pelinis

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    God dammit I hate Fox News so fucking much.
     
  46. Henry Blake

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    I always picture a high schooler in 2040 reading these stories in their history books and wondering why we did nothing to stop the fascist regime from '24-???.
     
  47. afb

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    If he doesn’t get re-elected, I guess he can go be an assistant at Clemson
     
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