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  1. hensleya

    hensleya I Pick Things Up and Put Them Down
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    Probably built it in a month too. Would take 5 years in the states.
     
  2. IV

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    4 years to get it funded 1 year to build
     
  3. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    FIFY
     
  4. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Similar, but different genus.

    Correct. Black and yellow garden spider is the preferred nomenclature.

    There’s a new invasive, the Jorō spider that also looks similar and is spreading through Georgia.
     
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  5. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    I had an entomology class my junior year and we had to go out and do an inset collection and display. We had these canvas nets that we would use to hit bushes and stuff to collect insects. We took a class field trip south of campus to do a group collection thing. I was sitting next to this super cute girl on a park bench when one of these suckers came crawling out of my net. I managed to jump out from underneath the picnic in one fluid motion. My professor went and let it start crawling all over his hand. I wanted to act tough so I did the same. I remember it crawling all over my hands with silk being laid across my skin. Anxiety kicked in on 11. I asked the professor if it would bite, and he laughed, shrugged, then said, “Maybe?” I put that sucker down as fast as I could and had to step away. What an adrenaline rush.
     
  6. Kirk Fogg

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  7. Clown Baby

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    Maybe go help the leopard instead of videotaping him
     
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  8. beerme

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    Just like that?
     
  9. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    No questions asked (because leopards probably have limited capacity for language)
     
  10. Kirk Fogg

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  11. Bruce Wayne

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    Netflix: Are you still there?

    Someone's daughter:
     
  12. SugarShaun

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    Looking at some of her tweets, this one had me cracking up

     
  13. IV

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    I don’t know I’ve seen a lot of people vote for them before they eat said persons face
     
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  14. kinghill

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  15. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Well I missed the quote earlier, that’s actually heartbreaking
     
  16. Boo MFer!

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    Click to read the full exchange.
     
  17. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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  18. bigred77

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    SugarShaun III out there living that family legacy
     
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  19. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    wtf is their business model then?
     
  20. 1

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    Oh, someone else will be happy to pick up that business
     
  21. Festus McBadass

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    Bankruptcy
     
  22. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Always called them the same. One made me swim a better part of the Ichitucknee after a young fusiontegra ran his tube into one's web.
     
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  23. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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  24. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    :ded:
     
  25. VTA

    VTA Smells like a cat ate weed & pissed in a Xmas tree
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    Can we get this guy a WWE contract?

     
  26. Funshot Residue

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    Get"em, Charlotte.
     
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  27. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Is it? Why?
     
  28. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Because it's sad they regretted their decision and their kids will be orphans?
     
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  29. Daniel Ocean

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    i don’t feel sorry for selfish assholes. How many people did their selfishness put into danger? How many people did they get sick? How many did they kill? Who needed the hospital bed they took because they were stupid selfish assholes?
     
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  30. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    You're right man it's definitely not heartbreaking that kids get orphaned. You're a West Coast dbl some of the contrarian takes you have. People are getting what they deserve and at the same time it's incredibly sad thar kids are going to be affected by all this through no decision of their own.
     
  31. Daniel Ocean

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    I didn’t say shit about the kids. I don’t feel sorry for those two selfish assholes. Fuck them. It’s sad that the kids are orphans but if those parents cared about them they have gotten the vaccine, they have vaccinated them. I’d bet they’d be arguing against masks in schools if they could. I’m not a contrarian. Go into the Covid threads and I bet “fuck anti-vaxers and anti-maskers” is the dominant position. People are tired of selfish assholes putting others at risk.
     
  32. b0ne5

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    you’ve easily taken over the contrarian crown of the board. Lots of smart people are saying it.
     
  33. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    If you would take one second to read what was posted instead of being a dbl, you would see that we're upset kids are losing their parents. That is it, it's not complicated, this isn't saying we're having sympathy for the parents you weirdo.
     
  34. kinghill

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    "West Coast dbl" lmao
     
  35. Daniel Ocean

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    i didn’t say shit about the kids. If I wanted to be a contrarian I would have said “fuck them kids” . Saying it’s sad they became orphans is implying that it’s said their parents died and it fucking isn’t. You said it’s said it’s sad she regretted her decision and it fucking isn’t. Fuck her and her husband. Both were stupid selfish assholes. Hopefully now those kids have a shot at not growing up to be chuds assholes.
     
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  36. kinghill

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    Well I'm convinced. It's not heartbreaking.
     
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  37. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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  38. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I’m not trying to convince anyone of anything. I’m not being a contrarian because that implies I am saying something to go against the crowd simply to go against the crowd. I am giving my opinion because I truly believe it.
     
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  39. All_Luck

    All_Luck OK. Cool Husk em!
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    Thread turned to shit.
     
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  40. Daniel Ocean

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    Lol omg I got called dbl sick burn
     
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  41. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    “West coast DBL” :roll:
     
  42. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Public Ivy dbl
     
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  43. Pharm

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    pretty perfect especially when they argue in the shoe thread
     
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  44. Lawnole23

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    Replica
     
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  45. Daniel Ocean

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    Many people are saying Replicas are often better than the real ones
     
  46. HotMic

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    Ooooooooof
     
  47. Daniel Ocean

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    they made their choice. I don’t know why that’s controversial. Kids losing their parents to tragedy is sad. These people could have easily prevented this they decided not to. That makes it difficult for me to have sympathy for them. I understand why some can separate the parents actions from the kids but it’s hard for me. I’ve said my peace so I’ll stop. But, maybe you’re a better person than me when it comes to this but I’m okay with feeling how I do about situations like this one.
     
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