arrives carrying bucket in his hand - has learned the hard way to make sure and carry the bucket away with the tool
Nah, their bite is less potent than a bee sting. It’s also hard to imagine a scenario in which a dog gets bit since they spend virtually their entire existence in their web.
Isn't that pretty much what 100% of the Rex Chapman feed is? He's like the TMB user Sterling Archer of Twitter.
Ruffles (original, all flavored chips not named Takis or Cheetos can get bent) exist for 2 things. 1. They go on fried bologna sandwiches. 2. There is not a better chip for french onion dip.