The GOUT 16: We deal in vibes and cousin business is boomin

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Sep 8, 2021.

  1. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Banana
    Yeti coffee
     
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  2. TimJimothy

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    It feels good, you guys.
     
  3. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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    y'all having an early lunch of we posting breakfast too

    yeti coffee... pls tell me yeti makes their own coffee now too
     
  4. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Cold brew
    Zyrtec
    Advil
     
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  5. bigred77

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    Look at the noob
     
  6. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    UCF. P5. I don't know what to do with my hands :ohshit:
     
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  7. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    If you get sent to Orlando in Sept then don't come. Its hell. If you get a late season game here then it can be amazing and I've got a great on-campus bar for you to all enjoy.
     
  8. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    106 heat index at a the end of game on Saturday in Dallas, Cat & Card. Fortunately it was indoors. But yeah, you will feel right at home playing through Texas games in September.
     
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  9. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Does this mean we got rid of Oklahoma and acquired Disney? I’m in.
     
  10. MtOread

    MtOread chopped and scrooged
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    Hello conference mates new and old.

    Doing a banana and home-made cold brew for breakfast. For lunch today, I'm going to use some leftovers and have 2 over easy eggs on some arugula tossed in olive oil and roasted sweet potatoes.
     
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  11. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    rather hang out with you guys than fucking sec fans
     
  12. Pokes

    Pokes Younger, hipper, cooler
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    My sources told me this morning that A&M also applied for bigger 12 membership but they are not expected to be voted in.
     
  13. shaolin5

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    I can't wait until BYU get their cherries popped in Morgantown.
    It will be the Third Pentecost
     
  14. shaolin5

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    Also, the bigger 12 has the best posters it's not even close
     
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  15. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    Coffee

    (I stopped eating breakfast)
     
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  16. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Eating a cheeseburger and fries from the Lebanese restaurant next to me because I didn’t want Lebanese or gyros but wanted quick food
     
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  17. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Guys, let us talk about the time honored GOUT food format. Short and sweet. No excuses or explanations. Own it. We are men here and have our reasons.

    chicken deli meat
    baby carrots
    water
     
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  18. bigred77

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    Bbq sandwich (sliced & sausage)
    Two jalapeño poppers
    Solo cup sweet tea
     
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  19. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    Lebanese restaurants have the best fries.
     
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  20. Sean Connery

    Sean Connery I'll take Whore Ads for $200
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    Which bar are you running now? Haven’t been to campus in a bit.
     
  21. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Agree the seasoning is top notch
     
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  22. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Revised:

    cheeseburger
    fries
    tap water
     
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  23. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    hot dog meat
    mustard
    sauerkraut
    bun
    water drink
     
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  24. I<3privatedances

    I<3privatedances enjoys himself in the champagne room
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    Chicken Salad Sandwhich
    Jalapeno Chips
    Water

    I'd like to get GOUT in my fan of as soon as they put out the new logo.
     
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  25. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    pieces of sharp cheddar
    smokehouse almonds
    castelvetrano olives
    diet dr pepper drink
     
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  26. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Still running Pop Parlour so not a strictly bar setup but we serve alcohol and we're near the stadium and have clean bathrooms and AC.
     
  27. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    And good coffee from what I remember.
     
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  28. Baron

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    pizza
    pink water drink
     
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  29. Baron

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    did i pass the test?
     
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  30. a.tramp

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    I just banged the eff out of my head on an metal overhead parts rack in my sprinter and I’ll be damned if I am not seeing tweety-birds and stars just like in the old-timey cartoons.
     
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  31. Shelto

    Shelto Keenum beast mode
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    Hey future big 12 homies, thanks for the invite and the extra cash to allow us to fire Dana without going bankrupt!
     
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  32. Sean Connery

    Sean Connery I'll take Whore Ads for $200
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    If I find myself over there soon I’ll make sure I stop by
     
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  33. bigred77

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    You are probably concussed
    Which means you should lay your seat back and take a nap
     
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  34. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    We can get you drunk before the game, and help sober you up after.
     
  35. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    There will be no sobering up in this league
     
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  36. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Grilled chicken spinach salad
    Ice Tea
    Red grapes
     
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  37. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Correct..We are beer league now
     
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  38. brolift

    brolift 2sweet
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  39. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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    yeah, that's a baylor move
     
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  40. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    We have a mole

     
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  41. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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    Hello friends.
     
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  42. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    So what do we do in here?
     
  43. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Basically what I’m asking is when do we all start jacking each other off

    literally not figuratively
     
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  44. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Founding Member: Dangerous Nights Crew
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    Doing our part as good conference citizens #UCF Knights
     
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  45. Gaknight

    Gaknight Well-Known Member
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    Good to know I’m in the right place
     
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  46. UCFartz

    UCFartz Pull My Finger
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    Hello new friends.

    Thank you for having us.
     
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  47. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    We're still figuring that out because Tejas being the biggest jerkoffs usually started things. Not we may have to do it by committee. Shrugs
     
    #97 Homo Erectus, Sep 9, 2021
    Last edited: Sep 9, 2021
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  48. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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  49. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Founding Member: Dangerous Nights Crew
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    Big XII really needs to be invited to the Alliance.

    B1G12PACC just works on too many levels.
     
  50. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo Well-Known Member
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    well I'm sold