Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    in English Doc
     
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  2. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Yeah, so four day/10 hour/fully remote.
     
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  3. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    I'm not religious per se, but I do agree with the church's stance on race traitors
     
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  4. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    This was in absence of a commute. Fuck working for 10 hours and commuting an hour each way
     
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  5. Brocktoon

    Brocktoon Well-Known Member
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    40 hour work week is so antiquated and needs to end
     
  6. Truman

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    Anecdotal, but Ive seen this. Had a friend/acquaintance who was annoying to be around because he liked to be edgy and get a rise out of people. He was 'warm to trump' because Trump was edgy and got a rise out of people. This guy couldnt GAF about anything else. FFW 5 years and now he finds abortion abhorrent, bought a gun, and refuses to get vaccinated
     
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  7. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    The author is a neo-lib capitalist shitheel
     
  8. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    The budget for this campaign looks like this:

    $8 million - Trump Media Corp.
    $1.999 million - Jason Miller Consulting
    $1 - classified ad on Craigslist asking for attendees for Trump’s rally in Umatilla
     
    #384008 El Tiburon, Sep 16, 2021
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  9. El Tiburon

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    Please make sure to update his inevitable end game in the “Fucked Around and Found Out” thread.
     
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  10. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Yeah not uncommon

    It's the transition lots make, including lots of former tmbers made
     
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  11. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    I have a few friends who had a similar track. it was really bizarre to watch unfold.
     
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  12. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    upload_2021-9-16_12-20-2.gif
     
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  13. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Lots of edgelord humor is inherently reactionary, see the Dice man or Kinnison

    They get it confused with Carlin or Bruce style humor which is very much not
     
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  14. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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    I’ll never understand how these morons think Carlin was a fucking reactionary
     
  15. El Tiburon

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    They’re the same people that call the GOP the Party of Lincoln.
     
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  16. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Joe Rogan us gonna open a megachurch
     
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  17. Truman

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    Because they hear what they want to hear.
     
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  18. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Change that number to cool ass 50 year olds please
     
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  19. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  20. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Fairly unbalanced
     
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  21. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  22. 2

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    lol
     
  23. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Did not expect a Umatilla reference in my life today
     
  24. 1 other person

    1 other person Kung Fu Kenny
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    Is this Umatilla, Fl? Because if so, bravo sir
     
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  25. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  26. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  27. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  28. El Tiburon

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    Yessir.
     
  29. drewru

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    As someone who was here until 2013ish then absent until last year, I’m curious- how much of the board left?

    Would also be cool to hear how TMB started. I had heard about it from a guy who had an extra for an RU game and was kind enough to give it to me. I see he hasn’t posted in awhile, but he said it started with a couple of guys who were sick of the staff on other college team boards censoring posts. Is that even close to accurate? I do get the sense that most posters here follow college football, so it gave what he said some credibility.
     
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  30. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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    Deranged stuff man
     
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  31. CaneKnight

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    I Mean the guys who left could be best categorized as Actual White Supremacists.

    No that's not a joke or exaggeration either.
     
  32. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    I'm not an OG here but I always assumed it was to fill a void of a normal person's college football message board but without the racist olds and people obsessed with academic smack talk that basically makes up the rivals experience
     
  33. BudKilmer

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    this stupid, stupid moron :facepalm:
     
  34. drewru

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    So, you’re saying we lost a lot of SEC fans? I kid, mostly.
     
  35. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    in his defense he does like a npc from Skyrim on the 360
     
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  36. Gotch Yarbrough

    Gotch Yarbrough Canada eh?
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    TMB started as a breakaway from the Rivals.com national football recruiting board. The mods on that board would occasionally get super strict with off topic posts and go on sprees deleting and locking threads, hence the "nothing is off topic" (former?) motto here. That, plus the large number of out of touch and/or proudly racist people on the Rivals board (whose behavior wasn't censored to the extent off topic posts were), turned a significant number of younger, more normal users against the mods/board. Not that this board didn't have its own tolerance issues for many years, but that's for another day.

    I wasn't around for the actual breakaway so someone can fill in those details if they want, but you are both on the right track for the most part.
     
    #384036 Gotch Yarbrough, Sep 16, 2021
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  37. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    ^^^ Didn’t go to a public ivy ^^^
     
  38. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    He's weird. But smart.
     
  39. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Edgelord humor/behavior ruled the day early on. Then people started getting jobs and decided some limits on the shit that was getting pulled were needed. (People were getting calls at their places of work and getting their real lives fucked with. And while that is kind of funny when you’re young - it sucks when you actually have something to lose). Then people started having families and realized caring about other people didn’t make you a pussy. At that point the racists and posters incapable of understanding empathy were purged and the board’s been a better place for it.
     
  40. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    black ops board started before tmb and was basically the beta test for tmb
     
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  41. Gotch Yarbrough

    Gotch Yarbrough Canada eh?
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    Yeah I went back and added an edit because I probably made early TMB sound much more enlightened and noble than it actually was.
     
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  42. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  43. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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    The Trump cult is more powerful than the Buckeye cult smh
     
  44. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Tough to see Fox News violate the first amendment rights of an American patriot
     
  45. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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    Dudes gonna lose everything over this insane shit.
     
  46. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    mike "back to crack" lindell
     
  47. drewru

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    So, did the board just self purge, or we’re people kicked off? Not that it matters, just curious.
     
  48. beerme

    beerme Well-Known Member
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    Oh we had a straight up bastille day. Lot of guillotines came down
     
  49. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Hell yeah, American/Delta/Southwest/etc, give me some motherfucking free plane tickets now or I’m gonna sue you into the dirt!!1!
     
  50. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    there was a purge in like...2019? the dam broke and like 10 people got clipped

    on how much left from your earlier post, who knows, last i knew the board has largely been as busy as ever
     
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