Woman Missing as Boyfriend Returns from Trip Alone

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  1. electronic

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    Can someone tell me if I gotta get with your friends?
     
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    Did you quote the wrong post? Because this seems nonresponsive to the one you quoted. Regardless, as I said earlier in the thread, the courtroom/not courtroom distinction is silly when the entire purpose of his silence is for the courtroom.
     
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  10. electronic

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    Fuck.

    Should’ve been this one.

     
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    That’s what I figured. That was purely busting your balls. I do get your point, even if I disagree with it. :respek:
     
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    Honest answer?
     
  13. electronic

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    Well then I’m 0 for 2 on it. Goddamn it. Well played, asshole.
     
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  14. Daniel Ocean

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    she was his kid!
     
  15. Daniel Ocean

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    tell me you’re a poopy pants without telling you’re a stick in the mud
     
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    I hope this little twit had mommy and daddy make his favorite meal for dinner tonight.
     
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    So many bumpable posts if this doesn’t turn out like many expect
     
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    Two FBI agents just searched a car in the driveway and went back in.
     
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    I'm enjoying the repeated attempts of onlookers to get chants or claps going, to no avail.
     
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    I just want to commend you for spending your Friday night giving us the latest
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    Drinking beer, browsing TMB, and now watching football, with the livestream playing in the background. Pretty easy work.
     
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    If you’re sitting out back under your covered patio I hope you get mosquito bites
     
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    Brian, killed her *clap* *clap*, *clap**clap**clap*
    Brian, killed her *clap* *clap*, *clap**clap**clap*
    Brian, killed her *clap* *clap*, *clap**clap**clap*
     
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    Currently on the couch. I have multiple citronella torches available for outside time though.
     
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  32. DuckKin

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    Boy if I ever go missing I hope they confuse me for a hot white girl
     
  33. Degausser

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    this is gross

    little kids at the "protest" too. who are these people?!
     
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    People, especially in florid, suck. Get the fuck away from his house
     
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    Fuckers are all the way in the yard shouting with megaphones. Isn’t that grounds for shooting them in Florida?
     
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  39. Imurhuckleberry

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    or the lady that was lost in zion for a month in friggin virgin river valley.
     
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    Normally, I hate it but it probably puts pressure on the little shit. Those people are trash though. I’m conflicted.
     
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    Its been a decade and technology has changed a lot but we used to disappear off the grid for weeks/months on camping climbing trips. I don't think that's what happened here but you could certainly go hangout with some people off the grid there and have no idea the shit show you had started.
     
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    Just happened to get on TikTok and some woman is live streaming Tampa’s Fox 13 coverage who is there at their house reporting. A cop came out and said Brian was inside cooperating with the cops. Supposedly the parents called to speak with the authorities and when they got there Brian started to cooperate.
     
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    People outside recording are some of the worst people alive
     
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    Cops pratfalling all over the place then charging the parents with assault
     
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    Wait what :laugh: watch this guy flee the country
     
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    Tik Tok letting us down
     
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