Bidengeddon: Dank Brandon Rises

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  1. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    So how long before Trump hires some corrupt attorney to file suit challenging Biden’s unwillingness to extend executive privilege?
     
  2. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  3. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  4. beerme

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    Wonder how many shots it would be to take that RINO down
     
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  5. Drown ‘Em

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    More like Chick-fil-itiA.
     
  6. Gotch Yarbrough

    Gotch Yarbrough Canada eh?
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    0 shots of insulin for an hour or two, I bet
     
  7. Prospector

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    He is calling around tonight
     
  8. El Tiburon

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    Looks like a bunch of participants in the Beer Gut Putsch.
     
  9. NCHusker

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    This is a really good joke
     
  10. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    The boomers in the new left for dead look fun.
     
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  11. TAS

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    Move to Chicago and leave bae behind? Pshhh

     
  12. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  13. Can I Spliff it

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    The comments lol
     
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  14. BellottiBold

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    I'm reallllllly tired of this thing where I think someone is a piece of shit traitor (because they are) but the cultists think the same (because they believe in a false reality.)
    Like - what the fuck do we do with this?

    The worst is how I hate the NYT for its water carrying but they hate the NYT for being "fake news" and whatever...
    Meanwhile the NYT thinks "well we're doing something right because they both hate us" :bang:
     
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  15. beerme

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    rebuild trust? There was never a shred of evidence that the election was compromised. You can’t fix psychotic
     
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  16. chuckmasterflex

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    Everyone please keep Chris Coons' dinner plans in your thoughts and prayers for the next week
     
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  17. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Let’s hope for democracy’s sake that Sinema doesn’t have any vacations planned.
     
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  18. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    :ohgosh:
     
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  19. steamengine

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  20. chuckmasterflex

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    Who can solve such a gordian knot as this
     
  21. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    We need to cut Manchin down the middle like a Gordian knot?
     
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  22. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    I’ve heard Tides of History Compare tin needed to make Bronze for ancient nation states to oil needed for energy in moderns nation states

    I bet big tin were the same kind of assholes
     
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  23. Prospector

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  24. Can I Spliff it

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  25. BellottiBold

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    smfh
    (replies for days too)
     
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  26. IV

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    Couldn’t make it up
     
  27. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I wouldn’t call it a sexist Texas thing, my 90something grandma outside of Los Angeles was asked I think the same thing earlier this year.
     
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  28. IV

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  29. Gotch Yarbrough

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    Is this a sexist thing or a situation where a DMV worker making $20/hr won't accept a bill in her husband's name as proof of her residency without a marriage license proving they're married? Tweet is short on detail and the comments make it sound like there isn't a married/maiden name issue.
     
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  30. IV

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    Yeah… feel like there is more to this story
     
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  31. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    theyve added some new rules in the last year to what is required to get a new tx dl. Ive heard a few other similar goofy stories
     
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  32. billdozer

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    Is Texas just starting to implement the Real ID? I had to bring a bunch of documents in SC when I went to upgrade mine.
     
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  33. Randy Dangus

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    Went through the same thing in MN last month. Brought my license, passport, SS card, mortgage note, and I still had to leave and come back with proof/bill of insurance.
     
  34. Mix

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    Real ID officially kicks in Oct 1 finally. I just got my license upgraded. Took 5 mins.
     
  35. PeterGriffin

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    Well did you bring your marriage documents to certify taking your husband’s last name? That’s what the issue is here.
     
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  36. NoNatty

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    it got delayed again until 2023.
     
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  37. Gotch Yarbrough

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    Follow-up tweet says her husband took her last name.
     
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  38. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Pretty much the same. My old drivers license wasn’t sufficient to prove who I was.
     
  39. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    1. Implement voter ID requirement
    2. Make it way harder to get an ID

    Obv
     
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  40. Mix

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    Seriously? I did all that shit for nothing?
     
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  41. 1 other person

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    Florida, or at least Seminole county, have surprisingly good DMVs in my experiences.
     
  42. NoNatty

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    it was delayed in April, so yes.
     
  43. Mix

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    Of course the Fl DMV site says I had til Oct 1 even last week. Oh well I have that beauty til I'm 45 now.
     
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  44. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    My wife has to bring our marriage certificate every time she goes to the DMV because the last name on her birth certificate doesn’t match her current last name.
    In general most states require you have a marriage license to explain:
    a. Why your primary ID has a different last name than you do now.
    b. Why you don’t have any bills in your own name at that address but should still be considered a resident of that address.
     
  45. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    It’s annoying that NJ is putting on all of their drivers licenses “NOT A REAL ID”.

    I had no idea what a “real ID” was until I got my new license earlier this year and googled it but it causes unnecessary confusion having that on your ID.
     
  46. One Two

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    No idea where else to put this

     
  47. Daniel Ocean

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    It seems like the best thing is for women to keep their Maiden last names.
     
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  48. shawnoc

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    And have at least some of the bills in their name.

    FYI, my wife wishes she had kept hers every so often. I offer to switch it back every so often but she thinks it’ll be too much trouble to change it back now.
     
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  49. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Who knew my wife keeping hers would pay off finally?
     
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  50. infected donkey

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    My wife doesn’t want to be associated with her moms sperm donor so gladly took my name. We got an extra copy of marriage license because she’s had to use it so much over the years for so much random shit.