Fucked around and found out

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Fuzzy Zoeller, Aug 27, 2021.

  1. Clown Baby

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    They might receive subpar care because of other covid patients and there ain’t shit anyone can do about it, except…
     
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  2. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Just found out one of my Exs is an anti-masker and a different one is posting conspiracy anti vaccine shit. I really dodged a bullet with those idiots.
     
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  3. Redav

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    I like that these idiots think that they can act like an asshole indefinitely and they won't eventually wear out their welcome, especially in a situation like this that affects everyone.
     
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  4. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    The Savanah mayor is a good dude
    NFM
     
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  5. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    I've got mine in the living room

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  6. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    sounds like you have a type
     
  7. JGator1

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    It's the first time so many of these people are being directly affected by misinformation and they look to blame anyone except themselves or the people spreading the misinformation.
     
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  8. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    got your IP address now I know where you live and I can go steal that sweet set up
     
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  9. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    bring a trailer
     
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  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Well if they weren’t idiots they probably wouldn’t have allowed me to sex them so god bless slutty idiots
     
  11. Dirt Dirt McGirt

    Dirt Dirt McGirt Dirtin for Certain
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    I'm convinced one of the most important parts of being conservative is misspelling "myself"
     
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  12. Clegg

    Clegg I'm too old for this shit.
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    Just lost a coworker, he spent 7 weeks in the hospital. I’m conflicted, mad at him for a needless death and leaving those of us behind to deal with the aftermath, sad for his wife and kids. Should have gotten the vaccine…
     
  13. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    Never put your dick in
    unvaccinated
    crazy.
     
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  14. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR
     
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  15. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    He has health problems!
     
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  16. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    should swing by the in n out burger on camrose after you get done at the house

    its nearby
     
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  17. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    I like this Mayor Johnson character. Need more quotes from him.
     
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  18. Clown Baby

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    On a lighter note, I was at CVS earlier and in the 20 minutes I was there, three people were getting their first vaccine shot.
     
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  19. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    If this thread proves anything, its that bullying works
     
  20. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  21. LetItSoak

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    All the headlines say shit like "100 workers at local health system quit" without mentioning its out of 10,000
     
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  22. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    The media needs a story. "NURSE SHORTAGE due to vax mandates!!!!*"

    *Never mind the burnt-out people who have been treating COVID patients for over a year due to our shithole country's unmitigated spread
     
  23. GordoBombay

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    Aren’t most nurses white females from conservative backgrounds?
     
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  24. Clown Baby

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  25. GordoBombay

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    I apologize if that came off bad. Living in Nebraska, I think back about the girls I went to school with who became nurses and probably 90% of them have been posting on Facebook about not wanting to get the vaccine.
     
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  26. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  27. NYGator

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    Fuck me for having an idea what that probably is.
     
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  28. jbr

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    Windward Pkwy and 400?
     
  29. Clown Baby

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    lolwut. Peachtree across from Piedmont
     
  30. Clown Baby

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    This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Daniel
     
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  31. ~ taylor ~

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    It is the 3rd most common way IP is transmitted. Blowjobs are how you get VPN.
     
  32. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    I do more backtracing than anyone
     
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  33. The Banks

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    Haven’t seen the statistics but highly doubtful.
     
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  34. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    You've never seen Austin Powers?
     
  35. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    the husband of a high school classmate of my wife:

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    let’s check in on him one year later

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  36. Tobias

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    “all under the guise of public safety” is such a hilarious phrase for a guy who died from covid
     
  37. NYGator

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    fify
     
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  38. Constant

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    Geez you really glossed over his illiteracy. The quote was, "Under the disguise of with the greater good of Public Safety".
     
  39. Bruce Wayne

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    Sounds like he was already brain dead by the way he wrote the caption to that first pic
     
  40. Hail Southern

    Hail Southern GATA Eagles!
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    You clearly are not huffing the same chem trails then
     
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  41. El Tiburon

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    The good news is that he is now under the disguise of six feet of dirt. See you in Hell, pal!
     
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  42. Tobias

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    they had like 4 kids too. just a real pos
     
  43. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    100% chance whoever eulogizes him will say, “He was a great dad who would do ANYTHING for his kids!”
     
  44. -Asshole-

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    And I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.
     
  45. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    idk what the admittance standards to heaven are but leaving your kids without a dad because you were too selfish and stupid to not get a simple shot (provided by the lord) seems like it could be a dealbreaker for the big man upstairs
     
  46. Clown Baby

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    Were I an anti-vaxxer who died of covid, I can promise you that my wife would not be posting “until we meet again” cringe. She would be saying things like “you stupid motherfucker, how many times did I tell you to get two stinking shots?”
     
  47. Constant

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    You married well.
     
  48. El Tiburon

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    Mine would ask for prayers to help her find the life insurance information more expeditiously.
     
  49. Tobias

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    my wife would post my obituary and caption it "lol owned"
     
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