Woman Missing as Boyfriend Returns from Trip Alone

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  1. Doc Louis

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    of course he has them dressed up in cute little bounty hunter and sailor outfits. Guy is the Why?Pokes of Florida
     
  2. IV

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    Have Gabby’s parents contributed to this becoming such a shit show, because if not, I feel really bad for them
     
  3. blind dog

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    I can’t keep up with all of this thread but don’t think they have
     
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  6. WC

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    not sure of your context but probably Law Enforcement
     
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  7. Doc Louis

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    In Georgia it's Lower Ellijay
     
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    good Ol' Blue Ridge
     
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    Life Extension tech support guy is helping Dog! tech_support.jpg
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  12. Duval

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    seems like quite the opposite.

     
  13. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    the feds when they turn the investigation over to dog

     
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  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    I mean they essentially had him from the police and then let him escape. So kinds
     
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    It would absolutely rule if Dog gets Lyme disease
     
  17. Clown Baby

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    Then maybe we can get Steven Seagal on the case. At the very least, he can shed some light on all these helicopters aka skippies. They call them take because they go skip skip skip skip skip.
     
  18. NDJOECA

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    Maybe Brian escaped on a bicycle and is following all the rules so he blends in perfectly with all the other cyclists.
     
  19. LetItSoak

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    He's been bounty hunting for like 27 years
     
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  20. Daniel Ocean

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  21. Daniel Ocean

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    lol at 240 he weighs 240 Luke trump weighs 239.
     
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    Simpsons should’ve made him vertically accurate, imo.
     
  23. Doc Louis

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    He gets deloused regularly.

    Proving once again you can't give an old dog new ticks.
     
  24. bigred77

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    How drunk are you?
     
  25. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'd pay a good sum of money to watch my ultimate childhood and adulthood narcissistic hero, Steven Seagal go on the hunt. He wouldn't even need to get out of the car. Just drive around with his Out For Justice attitude, pulling up to people minding their own business and saying stuff like "hey Rickey, how is your father? Yeh? Yeh alright. Hey you seen this guy, here? Yeh this guy, get a loada this guy you seen this guy? Alright say shalom to Danny for me"

    Narcissists used to do it right. Fuck off, Dog.
     
  26. Baron

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  29. The Milkman

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    What is the legal situation surrounding Bounty hunting? I just googled and it looks like it’s only legal in the US and the Philippines
     
  30. IV

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    the United States still thinks it’s circa 1879
     
  31. The Milkman

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    If Dog bursts in my house and I kill him, what are my rights?
     
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    You have the right to... become the next TV bounty hunter. You kill Dog you become Dog. It's like the Highlander (from what I've gathered listening to people make fun of the Highlander)
     
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    are you giving him quarters?
     
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  37. Craig Pettis

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    is there a warrant out for you arrest in this situation?
     
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  38. Eric The Viking

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    Someone tag me when Dog makes it to Zihuatanejo, and sees the magnificent boat that Brian is trying to make sea-worthy again.
     
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    Idc how good I was at investigating and whatnot if I found myself in peak Cuban sandwich areas I’d be at a standstill
     
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    pffft that one girl is still shaking and crying from having learned her parents were next to this kids family in a campground a month ago
     
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  43. OZ2

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    fun fact:

    the fbi believes, at any given moment, at least 50 serial killers are active in the United States.

    (also a fun fact, covid has killed 700,000 people)

    But Mrs/miss Dog Junior has life covered
     
  44. Baron

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  45. El Tiburon

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    This post doesn’t make any sense. He’s near Tampa, not Miami.
     
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  46. TrustyPatches

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    This thread doesn’t make any sense
     
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    The Santa Clause 4: Bounty Slay
     
  48. Baron

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  49. citrodong

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    We got him.