of course he has them dressed up in cute little bounty hunter and sailor outfits. Guy is the Why?Pokes of Florida
Have Gabby’s parents contributed to this becoming such a shit show, because if not, I feel really bad for them
Then maybe we can get Steven Seagal on the case. At the very least, he can shed some light on all these helicopters aka skippies. They call them take because they go skip skip skip skip skip.
Maybe Brian escaped on a bicycle and is following all the rules so he blends in perfectly with all the other cyclists.
I'd pay a good sum of money to watch my ultimate childhood and adulthood narcissistic hero, Steven Seagal go on the hunt. He wouldn't even need to get out of the car. Just drive around with his Out For Justice attitude, pulling up to people minding their own business and saying stuff like "hey Rickey, how is your father? Yeh? Yeh alright. Hey you seen this guy, here? Yeh this guy, get a loada this guy you seen this guy? Alright say shalom to Danny for me" Narcissists used to do it right. Fuck off, Dog.
What is the legal situation surrounding Bounty hunting? I just googled and it looks like it’s only legal in the US and the Philippines
You have the right to... become the next TV bounty hunter. You kill Dog you become Dog. It's like the Highlander (from what I've gathered listening to people make fun of the Highlander)
Someone tag me when Dog makes it to Zihuatanejo, and sees the magnificent boat that Brian is trying to make sea-worthy again.
Idc how good I was at investigating and whatnot if I found myself in peak Cuban sandwich areas I’d be at a standstill
pffft that one girl is still shaking and crying from having learned her parents were next to this kids family in a campground a month ago
fun fact: the fbi believes, at any given moment, at least 50 serial killers are active in the United States. (also a fun fact, covid has killed 700,000 people) But Mrs/miss Dog Junior has life covered