Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. El Tiburon

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    Go out there and add a “ — LOLNO” next to it.
     
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  2. CaneKnight

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    I really don't get these people. If you really believe your country was stolen a coup, why are you simply just going on with life like it didn't actually happen? Your country has a coup and you continue going to work and do literally nothing about it?
     
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  3. chet fire

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    Well, to be fair, that's what I've been doing since 2000.
     
  4. CaneKnight

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    If Trump or any other insane republican successfully pulled coup I'm fucking leaving or protesting daily and partaking in a general strike.
     
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    :laugh: I forgot we already did have that happen
     
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  6. The Banks

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    Moving to Canada or New Zealand as a refugee, IMO.
     
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  7. CaneKnight

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    Right, there's just no point in staying if that happens. A complete GOP take over of the country ends badly for millions of people.
     
  8. afb

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    if it aint a private neighborhood, sidewalk to curb is public so you could technically go over there and just pressure wash it out

    but plz record video of this bc they will definitely react poorly
     
  9. slogan119

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    Mexico. Cost of living is lower and climate is better than Canada.
     
  10. Hank Scorpio

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    oh I'm sure. MAGA Man (because I can't remember his name) is currently unemployed and/or on disability due to being hospitalized with Covid a few months back (because he didn't take the vaccine?). So I'm sure any attempt to add on to the curb would be found out rather quickly.
     
  11. CaneKnight

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    I hate living here
     
  12. Bruce Wayne

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  13. NYGator

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    Shocked that a bunch of white Italian and Irish guys mostly from the outer boroughs and Long Island who go out and terrorize NYC on St. Patrick’s Day also would be racist.
     
  14. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    it would be interesting to see if America can get so regressive that Irish and Italians are pushed to the fringe of whiteness again, these people just don’t understand the fire they’re messing with
     
  15. El Tiburon

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    If it ever got to that point, yes. People whose entire world view is fueled by hate require a perennial target. They will destroy themselves when they run out of others to hate.
     
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  16. BudKilmer

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    fuck our media so much
     
  17. El Tiburon

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    “And to see what minorities think about the vaccine mandate let’s check in with #BLEXIT activist, Candace Owens, and Cuban-American Proud Boy, Enrique Tarrio.”
     
  18. GordoBombay

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    Unfortunately this behavior is very common in a lot of blue collar work places.
     
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  19. CaneKnight

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    Imagine still being so primitive in 2021 that you hate people over darker melanin. There’s no saving this shithole country or the people in it
     
  20. prerecordedlive

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    We can never explain the correlation of human geography and melanin production to people squirting horse goo up their asses. That was always a lost cause.
     
  21. Tobias

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    drove past someone flying a larger sized version of this flag the other day



    it really changed my mind on the state of things
     
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  22. prerecordedlive

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    Amazon: “we are working very hard to remove products that violate our terms of service”

    *removes Apple product listings*

    “Problem solved. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.”
     
  23. IV

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    que?
     
  24. CaneKnight

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    These people are fucking deranged man. I actually ran into some people that truly believe this shit and it kinda broke my brain. I completely gave up on arguing with them once they said that shit. There’s literally no saving those types. I’m not sure how you un-brainwash these folks. They need to see a professional for their mental health
     
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  25. bro

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    I would like to meet / see this supposed russian translator
     
  26. El Tiburon

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    It was Ivanka.
     
  27. prerecordedlive

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    They continue to allow listings that mischaracterize the 2020 election. It’s literally the post above the one you quoted.
     
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  28. IV

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    whats the apple part about then?
     
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  29. shaolin5

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    Appropriate for this thread

     
  30. CaneKnight

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    Italians are racist as fuck fwiw there’s no real difference in switching them
     
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  31. prerecordedlive

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    You killed my joke, buried it, then exhumed it to play with its corpse.

    I used Apple since the only thing Amazon cracks down on is competitor products. They’ll de-list those in seconds but don’t mind leaving white nationalist stuff up for months.
     
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  32. IV

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    gotcha
     
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  33. IV

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    nicer clothes I guess
     
  34. CaneKnight

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    Yep that's it, because they literally throw bananas and chant racist things at black soccer players in Italy
     
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  35. Henry Blake

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    R shenanigans.
     
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  36. CaneKnight

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    (Insert guy in the banana suit meme here)
     
  37. CaneKnight

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    Also Rick Scott talking about holding someone accountable over anything is hilarious considering he should literally be in prison for fraud
     
  38. PeterGriffin

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    I don’t want to jinx it but I hope Facebook never comes back online.
     
  39. IV

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    It’s interesting to me that none of our allies seem concerned at all about the rise of trump or fascism in our country
     
  40. CaneKnight

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    I hope their head quarters implodes. Gotta make sure it’s dead for good
     
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  41. El Tiburon

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    On the one hand Instagram being down is a great fuck you yo Zuckerberg. On the other hand, I was just enjoying weekend pics posted by several attractive women I’m connected to on Insta and haven’t had a chance to finish my research yet today.
     
  42. PeterGriffin

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  43. CaneKnight

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    Pornhub verified amateurs should do the job for you
     
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  44. WhiskeyDelta

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    The EU is kind of low key planning regional defense without the US now, and is starting to put out feelers about a European Army. UK (Tories especially but Labour is almost as bad) are just Washington’s lap dogs. Japan has greatly expanded its “self defense” force in the last decade.
     
  45. prerecordedlive

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    Our list of allies is sort of a dynamic thing, isn’t it? We pretty much ran the good ones off over 4 years and replaced them with authoritarians. I think the countries that should be/need to be our allies are gravely concerned.
     
  46. prerecordedlive

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    If I’ve learned anything from ph, it’s that a lot of stepsisters got really lonely during COVID or just need to borrow the car or make a boyfriend jealous.
     
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  47. IV

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    Seems like Canada, Australia, UK, Germany, France should all be talking mad shit about specifically the republicans
     
  48. El Tiburon

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    :insert Mark Cuban taking notes gif:
     
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  49. Mix

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    Yeah regular people love to talk about the debt ceiling being too high