Jags fire Urban Meyer

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  1. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    This would be quite the overreaction….so probably exactly what an intelligent franchise like the jags will do. Can’t wait for the next coaching search where Shad Khan exhumes the body of Bear Bryant.
     
  2. Beeds07

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    Like I said, I know this is me showing my age, but I accept coaches being complete and utter pieces of shit, but if I am a single mother I can’t imagine this dude strolling into my house selling taking care of my son when he’s a garbage bum even by coaches standards.
     
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  3. TC

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    Shad's paying him 8 figures, he's not ready to cut bait over this IMO
     
  4. Boo MFer!

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  5. kennypowers

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    Nor should he. It’s embarrassing and hilarious because it’s urban, but not fireable. Now in two years when Urbs is 6-28 then he’ll have heart problems and the jags will do this all over again. The jags will be a disaster for as long as Shad is the owner, all of this is already baked into the jags fan equation.
     
  6. Sir Yacht

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    One of my top sources is telling me that the Jags brass are moving quickly on this one. I’ll update as I hear more.

    Reminder - ignore the mainstream hacks (looking at you Lombardi). Those guys are only permitted to tell you what their bosses allow.
     
  7. TC

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    Got a stew going now boys
     
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  8. zeberdee

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    "some clown named Mike Lombardi"
     
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  9. -Prime-

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    Come to Miami and dissolve yourself from the deviant and sinning behavior that Columbus has led you to Urban!!
     
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  10. ned's head

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    Congrats, usc
     
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  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    Would be massively stupid to fire a football coach b/c a woman kinda danced on him.
     
  12. dukebuckeye

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    Not if you were looking for a way out of the contract.
     
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  13. spagett

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    Buddy... that's where the Jesus angle comes in
     
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  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    They are 4 games into a season on the worst team in the NFL....I can't imagine they are truly already working on a way out of the contract. They haven't been that bad
     
  15. TC

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    *because he lied about it
     
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  16. spagett

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    Definite non-cokehead, Tony Khan, said he was better as a person for knowing Urban.
     
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  18. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Did he really skip team flight only to get caught on camera with his finger in a woman's ass? If so it's an even worse look.
     
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  19. letan

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    Very Jag to be the first team to skip the instant success stage in the urban meyer cycle

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  20. IvanTheTerrible

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  21. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    On one hand, cheating on your wife isn't your conspired business. On the other hand, being ay huge shit bag and very publicly shaming everyone you know is quite the move.
     
  22. mb711

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    What constitutes cheating though, is being seasoned at trying to digitally penetrate a strange woman’s asshole through her jeans on the Ohio books as cheating on your wife?
     
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  23. MG2

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    All of this is a bad look, obviously, but the skipping the flight thing seems a little different after a Thursday game compared to a Sunday game. It's not like they were going to hold practice on Friday, Saturday or Sunday if he was in Jacksonville.
     
  24. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I think it seems bad to make the team fly home together after any game and the coach not go. :idk:
     
  25. zeberdee

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    maybe, but it seems like it's something that basically never happens in the NFL.
     
  26. MG2

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    I don't know if it does or doesn't. If Urban wasn't dumb over the weekend, would we know or care he didn't fly back with the team?
     
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  27. Cabs

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    His excuse for not flying back with the team was that he was visiting family. Don’t think that’s a big deal if that was what he actually did.
     
  28. Fuck this

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  31. afb

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    This is all very shocking because before this literally everyone said there is a zero percent chance Meyer’s schtick works with grown ass men who make millions
     
  32. ned's head

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    You have to wonder if Trevor is going to be comfortable playing for someone who is into butt stuff
     
  33. nexus

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    I’d ask dbl what he’s having for lunch but I assume there’s a character limit


    /swish
     
  34. Super Vegeta

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    Sounds like there’s a need for a moral compass on the team. I’m thinking Tebow.
     
  35. Tobias

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    saw someone joke that lawrence is likely blowing up urban's phone with bible verses right now
     
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  36. Jack Parkman

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  37. zeberdee

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    he got drunk and went to a friend's birthday party.
     
  38. Pelican

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    Not gonna lie I was fully expecting to see something about Nick Castellanos in there.
     
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  39. ned's head

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    Seems bad if the owner says you need to regain his respect.
     
  40. Keef

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  41. DuckKin

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    ride together die together
     
  42. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    He hit him with the old "I'm not mad I'm disappointed."
     
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  43. Gritty Badger

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    Every single article in the history of sports journalism detailing NFL head coaches schedules and their work/life balance tells you there is absolutely none and that NFL HC's live at the football complex 24/7 all season long. Now people are surprised that Urban not flying back to Jax with the team is a big deal? Are you all new to the NFL?
     
  44. Boo MFer!

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  45. Boo MFer!

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    Urban stuff aside, maybe it’s time to normalize schedules that aren’t insane and cause people to physically and mentally burn out.
     
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  46. Nole96SC

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    They can always give up the millions per year and get a normal 9-5.
     
  47. Fuck this

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  48. Jake Scott

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    Urban has to be considering a cardiologist in Ponte Vedra to get him out of this nightmare.
     
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  49. -Prime-

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    That was a different time in Trevors life
     
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