Husk City: What is happening?

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  1. QuickdrawJohnny

    QuickdrawJohnny Well-Known Member

  2. BigRedEazy

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    cant fuggin weight
     
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  3. TheStrain

    TheStrain Do you see the Strain?
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    Bball can wait we have some bitches to beatdown in fball first. Then the awakening begins
     
  4. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    Is somehow not seeing the strain.
     
  5. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    At a certain point you gotta worry that all these guys are in their mid 30s and haven't saved a dime for retirement
     
  6. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Can anyone name a tim where a kid got a medical redshirt and then did anything besides be injured some more?
     
  7. Herpitus Derp

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    Lincoln has had these weird men’s health clinics pop up the last few years. A last name like Honas could be profitable under NIL:

    “Thrombosis? Necrosis? Sclerosis? Fibrosis? Psychosis?

    For the latest diagnosis, tell ‘em you were sent by Will Honas.”
     
  8. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    I'm losing track but would that be 6 or 7 years of college for Honas? sure hope these kids are taking advantage and getting at least a masters degree out of this.
     
  9. —

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    Covid has created a ton of van wilder situations
     
  10. The Hebrew Husker

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    This would be his 6th season. He had two at JUCO then started playing here in 2018. I think D Williams is the same way, that dudes like 25 years old.
     
  11. A Black person

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    The flat earth thread on RRS got me messed up.


    Especially about gravity being real. My that tin hat wearing mfs logic of you throw a ball in the air it should travel to the mf non-moon cause it is more dense than air? F RRS
     
  12. GordoBombay

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    What happened to Sparky’s wing sauce guy?
     
  13. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    Now I want wings. Haven’t had Sparkys sauce in a while.
     
  14. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    Welp, makes a lot more sense now after seeing our offense. Dean reported that Frost went down to Coastal to go over scheme/plays.

    From what I’ve heard, it was the whole staff that went down there.
     
  15. A Black person

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    *their
     
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  16. Houndster

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    Could be mixing him up with someone, but I think he had a big time alcohol problem and was trying to get sober. Also I think he sold his company.
     
  17. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    Damn, more money for beer though.
     
  18. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Lady husks about to take the first set from Penn State
     
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  19. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  20. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    Last I knew, he was doing better. Hope it continues because he’s a legit good dude.
     
  21. DirtBall

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    <3 the Spark-Man. Always treated by weird ass like family from the first second we met.
     
  22. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  23. JoeySmalls

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    Honas will be the next Andy Christensen /Jason Lohr
     
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  24. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    Jay Sims comes to mind. I don’t remember the specifics of his story, but he was legitimately like 27 when he graduated.
     
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  25. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    Please win tomorrow. Also, if Husk fans ever need a break from being the nicest fans in the world, tomorrow would be a good day to dewit, you don't want those degenerates coming back to your fine city.

    nfm
     
  26. TheStrain

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    This man husks
     
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  27. buckwild

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    Eat a W today Husks
     
  28. The Hebrew Husker

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    I wish our fans didn’t think it was cool to clap for the other team
     
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  29. Kent Pavelka

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    There’s no indicator our staff can avoid dick-tripping in a big game, let alone our head-case players.

    Even though we have some dang good athletes at wideout we still seem to celebrate the presence of guys named Levi, Oliver, and Brody.

    There seems to be some bad blood between James Harbaugh and Scoot. Harbaugh is an insane person who probably has generation-long grudges out there. Farts is a closet-hider.

    Corn fans seem to be pleased, hopeful, and confident. We all know this just won’t do and they must be kept in their place because Tom Osborne didn’t just make a deal with Satan, he actually became Satan’s main lieutenant on earth and could very well eat the devil and become Satan himself within months. The new symbology and branding foretell this, somehow.

    Also, the Christians of the 80s who claimed AC/DC stood for anti-Christ/Devil’s Child were VERY correct snd Memorial has become a literal satanic temple going into the fourth quarter of night games.

    The only way to win tonight is to play Leadbelly’s “Gwine Dig a Hole Put the Devil In”, excavate a chasm at the fifty, and inter the Evil Doctor Tom Osborne there forever, leaving an accursed stain of land where even FieldTurf will fail to thrive and we’ll need an NC2A exemption to have yellow-corded stanchions encircling it for perpetuity lest an unknowing Georgia Southern Eagle be sucked into its acrid sulfurous hellmouth.

     
  30. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    I, too, inject my eyeballs with a 12-gauge needle at 7:30 in the morning. Thom bless
     
  31. Kent Pavelka

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    If only, my sino-American scientician friend. I’m guided solely by hard-core gridiron analysis
     
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  32. The Hebrew Husker

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    Hope Trev doesn’t get himself fired.
     
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  33. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  34. 2

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    It’s Football Saturday in Lincoln and There’s No Place Like Nebraska
     
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    Will Compton is a Missouri man. He’s such a douche.
     
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    Douche
     
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  37. Constant

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    Will not be intimidated by your corn-fueled thuggery!
     
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  38. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    A reminder today that Scoot has extramarital sex with women and Harbaugh throws footballs at young women who proposition him. Hard.
     
  39. The Hebrew Husker

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    So I should take off my Husk polo?
     
  40. TheStrain

    TheStrain Do you see the Strain?
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    If im able to ill eat all thw W's youll let me
     
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  41. TheStrain

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    Compton realized the err of his wayz and bleedzred give the man a break
     
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    I formulated my opinion based on who he is and the company he keeps as a grown ass man.
     
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  43. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Well fellas, is Scoot gonna help the world out and win today?
     
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  44. TheStrain

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  46. The Hebrew Husker

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    Hes from Wisconsin so….yeah
     
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    Douche
     
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  48. DirtBall

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    Christ. Fuck off toolbag.
     
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