2021 SEC Football Discussion Thread*

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Jan 12, 2021.

  1. Wywan Bwowna

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    Suites typically have the bottles like this. But, I don’t know if those are located close enough to the field in Knoxville
     
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  2. gilstein21

    gilstein21 Tight Rip 26 Seal Right
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    Doesn’t matter if that suite has a manning in it.
     
  3. Eathan Edwards

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    100% - have never been to a college stadium without the packet or pump setup.

    I've seen it at pro stadiums where there are full on restaurants but going to take a stab in the dark this is not the case at Neyland.
     
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  4. Eathan Edwards

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    That might make this more hilarious if they end up finding out someone ran out from a suite to hurl a mustard bottle.
     
  5. Eathan Edwards

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    I would probably bet the o/u prop bet this is not the only condiment bottle we see on a field this year.
     
  6. Keef

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    I think someone zoomed in on the bottle and you could see mustard leaking out
     
  7. Corky Bucek

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    Mustard flavored vodka :lick:
     
  8. Tiffin

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    Probably just pre-mixing their Malort with the traditional chaser.
     
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  9. Prospector

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    Charlie Ward looked fantastic in his. You're just being a douche
     
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  10. wes tegg

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    In keeping with our tradition of embarrassing ourselves better than anyone, this is going to be memed/giffed to eternity when we inevitably lose to the worst LSU team this century. :facepalm:

     
  11. Eathan Edwards

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    Don't forget....with Arch in attendance, lol.
     
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  12. Marbles

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    Manning as in a recruitment pitch to Arch Jr.
     
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  13. Eathan Edwards

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    We're retiring Eli's number.
     
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  14. Keef

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    Its always about recruiting and I don't blame you guys
     
  15. Eathan Edwards

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    Oh, 100% - but that's our excuse.
     
  16. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    They're going to beat the fuck out of us and Arch is going to commit to LSU.
     
  17. Nostradumass

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    Someone's going to throw a whole container of Tony Chachere's at Ed Orgeron before the year is done.
     
  18. Owsley

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    Slap yo mama imo
     
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  19. Parab00n

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    Why the cargo shorts hate? I feel personally attacked every time I see it
     
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  20. Jake Scott

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    What you storing in all those pockets headed into Walmart?
     
  21. Parab00n

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    Tots
     
  22. Eathan Edwards

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    Mustard bottles - just admit it already.
     
  23. The Blackfish

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    No one has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since ‘nam
     
  24. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Ok this is illegal as fuck and I demand recompense!
     
  25. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Arch should be forced to go to South Carolina.
     
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  26. Eathan Edwards

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    Think of the uber drivers' confusion when every street in Oxford is inevitably named Manning.
     
  27. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    You don't see us rolling out the Sandstorm Experience for just some recruit. Sadly some will cheapen any tradition in the name of groveling
     
  28. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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    We would ruin him faster and worse than the Texans ruined David Carr.
     
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  29. El Tiburon

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    If you can navigate Atlanta’s 874 different Peachtree streets, a few Mannings in Oxford should be a piece of cake.
     
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  30. TC

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    Hopefully no one will notice that we've chewed up and spat out the last 5 ranked QBs we got right :cheesy:
     
  31. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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    We are a grave for QBs. We’d emasculate Arch Manning so bad he’d have to change his last name to Ning.
    :taxes:
     
  32. SuperCam

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    [​IMG]
     
  33. bturns

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    #Tennessee Volunteers whats the scoop behind not paying Pruitt his buyout other than just being a shitty HC?
     
  34. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  35. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    It’s a great day to hate a Vol
     
  36. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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  37. bro

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    I don't think it has been disclosed:

    The investigation is ongoing, and UT administrators did not disclose the type of violations. But Plowman said Pruitt and UT staff committed Level I and Level II violations, but she didn't know how many or the specifics.

    “The scope of the actions should indicate to you that the number of violations is significant, and the number of people involved (is significant) — and deliberate efforts to conceal these activities from our compliance office,” Plowman said.

    Plowman used the term "significant," which the NCAA rulebook defines as a Level II violation. It's unclear whether this was intentional.
     
  38. bturns

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    So there aren’t any rumors going around about what it could be? Figured there would be something leaked or going around about it.
     
  39. Prospector

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    Wasn't it cash in fast food bags?
     
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  40. bturns

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    oh that’s right! McDonald’s bags right?
     
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  41. infected donkey

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    May have to watch out with the free taco bell this Thursday!
     
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  42. bertwing

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    Did I just see an attempt at talking shit over when a school announces their homecoming Queen at halftime or not?

    :pdl:
     
  43. Prospector

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  44. Matt Foley

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    It was partially a dig at your King and how he looked like a dweeb with his cartoonish crown.

    But mainly a dig at losing your Homecoming game.

    It did not go as planned.
     
  45. BudKilmer

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    Tennessee you messy bitch I love you
     
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  46. RJF-GUMP

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    I've got to think there's a better way to handle this situation by UT. Or maybe they think their reputation is so low it can't get any lower and thus they might as well save some money.
     
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  47. Baby Herschel

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    This motherfucker...:laugh:

     
  48. stric006

    stric006 Recovering Butter Beer addict
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    It was a stupid hire, he wasn’t close to being ready. And Pruitt was dumb for taking the job.
     
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  49. RJF-GUMP

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    Fulmer with that sweet reminder of why we hated him so much.