I'm not completely sure that this is a joke. I hope that says more about Fox News than it does about me.
idling for hours in an empty parking lot between trips to the Circle K to creep on the high school aged cashier is not that critical
"It's my decision to be a wizard in the city. The fact that they've told me to go away is in fact a good way to make me even more popular. This is a perfect time for me, I'm very happy, this is wonderful." He said he has never asked for payment and after 24 years of unpaid service, it was offered by the council in the form of an honorarium similar to those awarded to artists, writers and composers. The council's contract with The Wizard was to provide acts of wizardry and other wizard-like services in the city. It had been in place since December 1998. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/wizar...ontract-cancelled/YGJ4YUV4FS4HOLFHVVEF7OY4CA/ WTF New Zealand
Upon first hearing about the Official Wizard of NZ, I assumed it was some tourism thing to do with LotR but no, he actually provided wizarding services
how was school today honey? well the internet knows i’m racist now. i thought soh cah toah was going to be a HIT!!! turns out it fucking SUCKS!!!
"I love women, I forgive them all the time, I've never struck one yet. Never strike a woman because they bruise too easily is the first thing, and they'll tell the neighbours and their friends … and then you're in big trouble," he said on the show. The council did not answer specific questions about this. The Wizard said he thinks it's "maybe" the reason the contract was cancelled.” whole article is gold
Having a child is the greatest thing in the world. No amount of money or extra free time even comes close. IMO.
Anyone holding 10K in cash on the street would be an absolute dumbass. If it was real it would be a $20 bill.
read this in full the other day, had me in tears. Also inspired me to buy the book he did, going to have the kid read it too, some great life lessons in all the people that guy has interviewed over the years.