Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Prospector

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  2. Prospector

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  3. ned's head

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  4. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Tell you what, if JKF Jr. reveals he faked his own death to I guess draw out pedophiles or something, I'll eat my nicest hat.
     
  5. TAS

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  6. Prospector

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  7. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Getting their ducks in a row so if they lose tomorrow they’re covered

     
  8. chuckmasterflex

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    What I like about the Virginia governor's race is that I can say whatever the fuck I want about the outcome with an air objective certainty, and no one can ever prove me wrong.

    *The only correct opinion on any election is that DNC is overpaying their consultants for bad advice to run away from culture wars they can easily win.
     
  9. RavenNole

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    As long as billionaires are getting richer this country is fine burning itself to the ground
     
  10. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Here is your preview of 2022 and 2024.
     
  11. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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  12. IV

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    South Africans seem like some of the all time shitty white people
     
  13. Can I Spliff it

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  14. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  15. Drown ‘Em

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  16. ned's head

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  17. chuckmasterflex

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    If Dale Earnhardt is alive, that is proof that I’ve been right about George Soros all along.
     
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  18. PeterGriffin

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    Why is JFK Jr the obsession? I don't understand.
     
  19. Truman

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    There’s a very possible scenario where Mick has zero clue about QAnon and is extremely confused why so many people in the crowd are wearing big Q’s on their shirts.

    pretty funny
     
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  20. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  21. El Tiburon

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    Why are they still obsessed with Hillary Clinton?
     
  22. Detlef Schrempf

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    Because she’s not dead
     
  23. HoosDaMan

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    Got damn
     
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  24. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Frazzledrip, duh.

    The lurid fantasy of Frazzledrip refers to an imaginary video said to show Hillary Clinton and her former aide, Huma Abedin, assaulting and disfiguring a young girl, and drinking her blood. It holds that several cops saw the video, and Clinton had them killed.​
     
  25. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Never fuck with the guy who documents time with photos
     
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  26. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    but also if she is dead, they wouldn't believe it
     
  27. Prospector

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  28. Can I Spliff it

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    I dont know where to put this


    YA is the "young adult " genre fyi
     
  29. IV

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    Calvinism is the Ted Cruz of Christian sects
     
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  30. fattus

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    Not sure Calvinist and forgiveness belong on the same page.
     
  31. Prospector

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  32. BudKilmer

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    Reciting the pledge is cracking me up :laugh:
     
  33. HoosDaMan

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    What do they tell themselves when he doesn’t ever show up? I need follow ups.
     
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  34. NYGator

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    We are literally experiencing a zombified brain apocalypse. I feel so helpless to live in the same country/world where you have to try to have civil discourse with people who are literally this gullible and adamant about the dumbest shit ever, that 20 years ago would have had you laughed out of a room if you suggested it would happen.

    I am staring at my screen speechless in frustration.
     
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  35. BellottiBold

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    Choose your own adventure madness was written by a Rabbi???
     
  36. Henry Blake

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  37. CaneKnight

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    Southern Americans of a particular color still beat them out imo
     
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  38. IV

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    It’s time for celebrity death match!!!!!

    todays match

    Jim Crow vs Apartheid
     
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  40. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Literal conspiracy theorist shit, just pasted documents as far as the eye can see. Only missing the lines of string and scribbled red sharpie messages.
     
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  41. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  42. Prospector

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    Can't find the tweet, but they moved the goalpost. It was rained out so he didn't show, the rains fault
     
  43. Flintheart Glomgold

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    Nothing will come of this
     
  44. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Everyone knows the reconstituted undead melt with the rain. Smart move by JFK Jr.
     
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  45. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Just get Capstone 88 to take it down next time he visits for a nooner
     
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  46. nexus

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    what’s the story here?
     
  47. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    You’ll have to ask Capstone 88 goatee that question

    I made it up like 5 months ago because they were like once at the same gym in 2017 or some shit
     
  48. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Love wins, pal
     
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  49. IV

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