Hallmark Christmas Movie Support Group

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  1. a.tramp

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    Hey man, good vibes only thread! ‘Tis the season!
     
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  2. a.tramp

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    There is a movies where she sings and ….


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  3. BayouMafia

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    I just googled Jessica Lowndes and found out she is the least attractive person in her relationship
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  4. bigred77

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    Damn, he's sexy
     
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  5. Beachy Toast

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    More Lacey Chabert please.
     
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  6. Constant

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    Goddam it. I've been spared this scourge for years. Now I just found that Hallmark Channel got added to YouTubeTV somewhere along the line, and I'm sitting here watching something called One Royal Christmas. I'll bet beneath the stuffy exterior of that crown prince there's a real sweet guy just waiting to fall in love with some perky American ploughman's daughter.
     
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  7. Alshon

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    There's a way to hide channels on YouTube TV. You can do what you would like with that information.
     
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  8. zeberdee

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    when your wife is watching something you don’t want to watch, why don’t you just go to another room?
     
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  9. bigred77

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    Whoa whoa whoa here
    Who said the wife was watching it?
     
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  10. Constant

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    Certainly not me.

    I'd rather my wife found me watching porn. At least she'd still respect me.
     
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  11. Kevintensity

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    Thanks for letting me know Hallmark has been added to YouTube tv. For the ol lady, not me, of course
     
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  12. Jack Bauer

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    My wife finally noticed Christmas movies are back.
     
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  13. IV

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    I don’t like that Hallmark tries to tell girls the best thing in the world is a monarchy, it really bothers me
     
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  14. Wicked

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    My wife called me in a state of glee only those in this thread will understand to let me know that these hallmark channels had been added to yttv.
     
  15. jplaYa

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    I grew up with her and her brother. Great family.
     
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  16. Kirk Fogg

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    LMAO, I was on the couch last night flipping through the YouTube TV channels while the wife is on the other end, scrolling through her phone. She's legit not even paying attention, or so I thought. Scroll down past Hallmark Channel (who knew it was added...) and "Christmas in Reindeer Forrest" and boom - the wife's fully alert. She asks if we can watch it...just for a little bit. Then 10 minutes later she's in the bedroom watching it by herself.
     
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  17. Kirk Fogg

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    But how would you know it's not if you've never been in love with a Prince of a small, yet wealthy, country somewhere in Europe?
     
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  18. IV

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    making a lot of assumptions about my life experiences
     
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  19. Constant

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    How do they always have British accents? Where are the Eastern European royal bros?
     
  20. cdaysker

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    This one is my wife's favorite.

    It made me sad to see Pat from Heavyweights having to resort to being a supporting character in a Hallmark Christmas movie, he deserves better.
     
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  21. JC

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    I don’t think he’s been mentioned in here but I apologize in advance if so. I came downstairs from putting our son to bed and a wild Vincent Chase appears on A Christmas in Graceland: Home for the Holidays. That career sure took a turn…
     
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  22. Bruce Bowen

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    I half watched “Love hard” on netflix, wife seemed to love it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
  23. Duck Smoker

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    If you can sit through more than 30 minutes of the new Amy Teegarden "Are You My Daddy?" movie, you're a man of great intestinal fortitude. My wife doesn't even last as long as I can on this newest batch of cinematic tripe. She liked the Lea Thompson time travel one though, I haven't seen it. Other new ones are really bad, even against their older peer movies. I would pay good money for a new by-the-numbers Victor Webster/Jill Wagner rehash that knows better than having a plot - Hallmark can't handle topics like genetic testing or believable racial integration.
     
  24. The Great Pumpkin

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    Lyndsy Fonseca :lovelove:
     
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  25. Owsley

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    “We” are currently watching Next Stop, Christmas :facepalm:
     
  26. Bruce Bowen

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    Has anyone watched the entire Princess Switch trilogy?
     
  27. bigred77

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    Plot outline please
     
  28. Owsley

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    I honestly couldn’t tell you. I’m pretty sure it involved time travel on a magical train, though.

    One down, two to go.
     
  29. bigred77

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    Ok, get this
    A big city "food stylist" returns to her small home town and finds out her favorite hometown bakery is having a contest to see who can best re-create the bakeries famous 12 days of Christmas menu.
    She enters and is forced to join forces with her rival chef, who just happens to be a good looking male.
    I can smell a romance brewing.
     
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  30. Constant

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    Baking, bigred77 , you can smell a romance baking.
     
  31. bigred77

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    Urite
     
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  32. Owsley

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    Two down, one to go.
     
  33. Funshot Residue

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    I recently TMB'ed through "Brooke Shields buys a Scottish castle at Christmastime" or words to that effect. Truly a magical evening.
     
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  34. Owsley

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    Saw the previews for that last night. Looks great!
     
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  35. Funshot Residue

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    It was so bad even ladyFrez commented on the awfulness. I have to wonder if the kitsch is part of the fun for the actors? They can't take it seriously, right?
     
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  36. southlick

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    Here's my DVR situation as the wife has been recording both Hallmark and Lifetime channels.

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  37. jbr

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    Watched A Christmas Movie Christmas on Hulu a few nights ago. Both the best and worst Hallmarkian movie ever.

    Also knocked out No Sleep Til Christmas this week. I give it a 7 out of 10.

    I’m looking forward to drowning myself in Netflix Christmas bangers this week. The California Christmas movies have to be winners.
     
  38. CF3234

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    Currently watching el Camino Christmas.
     
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  39. jbr

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    Took that down last year. IIRC it’s a much darker/more violent entry in the genre.
     
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  40. CF3234

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    You weren’t kidding. Die hard wasn’t this ducking dark.
     
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  41. Lip

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    What the fuck
     
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  42. Barves2125

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    Pretty accurate.
     
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  43. CF3234

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    Missing the part where the villain is either defeated or has a Christmas miracle change of heart.
     
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  44. Constant

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    And dude should prob be a widower who's doing a great job raising his adorable daughter.
     
  45. IHHH

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    I usually counter every cheesy Christmas movie with this classic just to keep a balance mentally
     
  46. SC

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    The Lifetime movie is pretty good tonight. Under The Christmas Tree.
     
  47. devine

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    Not hallmark specific been watching some decent Christmas related movies this week

    Serendipity
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    Four Christmases
     
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  48. IHHH

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    Watch bad Santa
     
  49. Jack Bauer

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    It’s time.

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