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  1. shaolin5

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  2. Ralph

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    "I'll show everyone that laughed at me. I'll train every day for the next two decades until I am a bad-ass, broom-handling sith lord." - Star Wars Kid, probably.
     
  3. beerme

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    everybody likes drumsticks more anyway
     
  4. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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  5. TC

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    Genetic variation is wild. Have enough individuals, you'll eventually see all kinds of variations.

    Used to work in my dad's commercial chicken houses. (500 feet long, 40 feet wide, each with about 25,000 birds). The chickens are all yellow when they show up, white by the time they leave. Except this one time I'm walking through and something shadowy startles the fuck out of me. Is it a rat??? Nope, it's a pure black chicken. I asked my dad about it and he said yep, every so often one will just be a wild color.
     
  6. goheels10

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    I can smell this post.

    The parents of one of my best friends in elementary school had a commercial chicken farm. whenever my friends and I had a sleepover at his house his dad would make us wake up at 5 am and go work in the chicken houses, milk cows, stack hay bales, etc. fucking asshole.
     
  7. Festus McBadass

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    Sounds like a place I’d sleepover once and never go back.
     
  8. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Damn, my dad barely made me help, let alone my friends.

    A chicken house does smell bad, but they were a couple miles from our house. My dad had a separate entrance to the house where he could take off all his farm clothes before coming in haha. You had to wear masks when you went inside because of all the dust.
     
  9. goheels10

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    this guy was an asshole for that, but then after we were done with that he'd let us do all kinds of cool shit that my parents never would. he'd let us drive a beat up truck around a field with only kids in the truck, we'd race 4 wheelers, stay up and watch cinemax, etc
     
  10. DUCKMOUTH

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    Skinamax at an early age is important in those early sexual growth years. Worth it!
     
  11. goheels10

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    abso-fucking-lutely
     
  12. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    "You can sleep over and watch porn like an adult, but at 5am I'm getting you up for work dammit!"
     
  13. dblplay1212

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    The giants ones aren't good. Tried one of the 1 pound or whatever ones a while back and idk if it was bc the ratio of choc to peanut butter was off but it just wasn't very good.
     
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  14. wes tegg

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    This is an opinion of yours I'll trust, and I'm sorely disappointed to receive this news.
     
  15. Drown ‘Em

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    I feel like making one of these as a Fastbreak would be better due to the nougat impact on the chocolate to pb ratio.
     
  16. TC

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    Just get a bag of Reese's cups and throw them on the floor and eat them off the floor like an animal you piece of shit

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  17. dblplay1212

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    The chocolate was much harder than a regular Reeses too btw. Probably due to the thickness. Everything about it was bad.

    Will still try the pie.
     
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    I bet that dog hates that damn hoodie.
     
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  21. Boo MFer!

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  22. Boo MFer!

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  23. Boom TittyMilk

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    I still laughed

    so what is dead may never die
     
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    Not nice.
     
  25. Daniel Ocean

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    have to agree it’s done
     
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  26. Boo MFer!

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  27. Professor Moriarty

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  28. pez

    pez Competent
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  29. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    Huh huh. "Here lies 69." Huh huh.
     
  30. shawnoc

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    The one kid who was absent the day we ordered uniforms for HS soccer got number 69. He hated it.
     
  31. chuckmasterflex

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  32. Hego Voss

    Hego Voss BAAAAAA... "Hey! Shush"

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  33. chuckmasterflex

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  34. Mr Bulldops

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    You mean it’s a void chicken. The witch must have flown over the coop the night before and cursed an egg. At least now you can make some void mayonnaise and give it to Krobus down in the sewers
     
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  35. Boo MFer!

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    NSFW language. Wonder what happened after it cut out.

     
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  36. Gorderrific

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    the cover of a 1971 college football program. Georgia Tech running back Brent Cunningham focuses on the prize that is Ann-Margret. yes, this is real.

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  37. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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  38. Boo MFer!

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    Muschamp looking guy held it together until buddy flipped his plate.
     
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  39. bro

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    he flipped that all star breakfast like he was laying in a finger roll
     
  40. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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  41. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Fundamentals
     
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  42. CaneKnight

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    We need to get this data
     
  43. Mr Bulldops

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    Finally science doing something to help mankind
     
  44. HowdyHorns

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    So skynet is just going to drug us and not kill us? This seems like a fair option.
     
  45. Boom TittyMilk

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    How the machines get us into the synthetic amniotic sacs and harvest energy from us.
     
  46. HowdyHorns

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    VIKI supports this message.
     
  47. CaneKnight

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    Listen if that means I get to be high all the time and not work I'm here for it. I'm ready for the Sacs today if possible