Kamala will secretly still be President even after his colonoscopy is fine. She will be ushering in secret executive orders that will force any man who doesn't pledge allegiance to the LGBTQ+ flag to undergo mandatory gender reassignment surgery and hormone therapy.
Can’t be Trump, their bodies don’t match close enough. Now, JFK, Jr. and Biden is a way different thing.
Best of luck in the civilian world...and just FYI those jobs at big dod contractors that you thought you could ease into all have mandates now too. Raytheon and Lockheed are both about lay off thousands.
Lol, Biden said this was coming. Imagine losing what is probably the only skill you have because you refuse to get another shot. I say another because they already get so many. Gonna be a lot of high energy Walmart greeters coming since there is nothing else they are qualified for.
they’ll probably just all get the vaccine and be reinstated when the next Republican majority/president comes along
You know the doctor, he told me, "Mr. President, you have the most beautiful colon I've ever seen!" Most beautiful colon, can you believe it? He also said "I bet sleepy Joe is a mess up there!" Believe me, he said it!
You’re not even allowed in my building anymore if you’re not vaxxed. Love hearing guys talk about quitting if they require a booster. Thank you for the upcoming job security
As in they're already vaxxed but take issue with getting a booster? That's a new brand of stupid if so.
“The vaccine is proven not to work as people that are vaxxed still catch covid, so why would I get another shot?” i just stay quiet and laugh as I see them scroll the Drudge Report and Fox News on our computers. also, some people upset about being told not to put “let’s go Brandon” in your signature block as it’s obviously politically charged…Biden is our boss
What average American is buying wine for $90 a bottle? If that were true that’s awesome that they can afford some nice bottles not a negative.
Damn, here I am in a top 3-5% of household income and feel supper rich when I buy a $30 bottle of wine. I bought a magnum bottle last week for $58 and felt like a baller. I wanted 2 bottles and they didn't have a normal sized, so I got 1 magnum but still. Like once or twice a year I'll get a bottle of Veuve for special occasions or for friends achievements and feel super fucking high class.
Even my parents who are wine people and get nice bottles at restaurants probably spend around $40-60 retail unless it's a special occasion at which maybe they go up to $90/100 ... Maybe.
The average American is spending $5 a gallon? Seems perhaps a bit of a complete fuckin lie but idk. If we're saying that Californians are real Americans and the deep (cheaper) South is full of traitorous non-Americans, then the math makes some sense.
I feel like a baller when spend $100 for a bottle of scotch, whiskey, bourbon and that's not very often. My wife never spends more than $15-20/bottle for wine bc she can't tell the difference.
Average Americans are paying 10 dollars for wine, you fucking jackass. Like they have for past decade. this is the candle budget meme
forty-five for bourbon 5-10 for wine. Beer at Costco cause I can’t bring myself to spend 20 for a 12 pack.
Breaking: The dipshits at marketwatch have no fucking idea what life is like for average Americans, will still attempt to use their plight to score political points
I live in Denver, Colorado, a very expensive city, and got a bomb shredded beef breakfast burrito for 3 dollars today