Steve Sarkisian will be a MASSIVE failure at Texas

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  1. Cornelius Suttree

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    a bunch of other candidates must have refused Del Conte's demand that the team stand for the racist song for Texas to turn to a chud with 7 seasons as a HC without a single double-digit win total to his credit. This chud has a 50-42 career record despite only holding head coaching positions at traditional powers. Imagine if this chud had to coach at a school with actual institutional barriers to success in place...would probably be way worse than 4-7 through 11 games lol

    expecting people who work on a college campus to treat young people with respect is not soft fyi. That should be a core value, but it isn't with this chud
     
  2. bigred77

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  3. zachary

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    you guys okay?
     
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  4. Cornelius Suttree

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    hard not to be when you kick off your day with huevos rancheros and a fat bowl of Sour Tangie
     
  5. Redav

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    I have no idea what you're saying here
     
  6. Line 4 Guy

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    Chud
     
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  7. steamengine

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    I’m in a wedding soon where a bunch of these yee haw choo choo Texas big wigs will be in attendance. Looking forward to them singing the Eyes at the reception to celebrate 4-8 and hiring Gruden.
     
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  8. Redav

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    Rolovich
     
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  9. Tex

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    Chud
     
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  10. dome foam

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    What a bunch of chuds
     
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  11. LuPoor

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    Collective passive-aggressive meltdown from the Longhorn faithful ITT this morning
     
  12. zachary

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    i love how on tmb if you have any sort of response/reaction it is a “meltdown” . this thread is full of posts from fans of other schools. you guys are more concerned with texas than us.
     
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  13. LuPoor

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    It's not your fault
     
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  14. Butthead

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    I'm a bigger fan of "stop being weird"
     
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  15. NineteenNine

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    I don’t even really know what chud means.





























    chud.
     
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  16. (Z)

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    I just hate to see it. Such good people.

    If you ask my three year old what the worst thing about Texas is, she says “Texans.”
     
  17. Tex

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    [​IMG]
     
  18. Redav

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    Soft
     
  19. zachary

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    awww
     
  20. steamengine

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    The old “we don’t even actually care that much” approach. Love that.
     
  21. BudKilmer

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    work through it fella.
     
  22. Redav

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    I can't stop responding because I don't actually care
     
  23. Biship

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    Kstate lost their starting qb

    the back ups are complete garbage
     
  24. (Z)

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    So if EMAW does the good work this week, it’ll be the worst season since Mackovic?
     
  25. zachary

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    hopefully your day gets better <3
     
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  26. UncleJesse

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  27. Tex

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    Back ups have destroyed this team lol cat going in dry
     
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  28. Line 4 Guy

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    Calm down chud
     
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  29. Daniel Ocean

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  30. Line 4 Guy

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  31. Daniel Ocean

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    that’s not racist ergo I don’t believe you
     
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  33. The Banks

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    To be fair, like Sark at UW, Sark at Southern Cal, and now Sark at Texas, we want him to stick around because he limits whichever program he is in charge of.
     
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  34. TC

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    Has zachary improved from yesterday's meltdown ITT?
     
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  35. EMAW FC

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    Is this the default response y’all determined in the weekly fan memo? Because my UT family is using it too while I roast them in the family group chat
     
  36. Super Vegeta

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    Unfortunate cropping for that tweet on mobile.
     
  37. zachary

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    yes a big group text was sent out
     
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  38. Gallant Knight

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    My understanding is that we are all jealous of Texas and that is why we make fun of them
     
  39. Redav

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    If you have a problem with institutional racism then the kids will call you soft
     
  40. b7

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    When does the thread title get update from “Will” to “is”?
     
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  41. Line 4 Guy

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    Very true softy chud
     
  42. killerwvu

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    :roll: some real powerhouses here
     
  43. Tex

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  44. killerwvu

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  46. EMAW FC

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    “Every decision we make our players come to mind first”

    …unless it’s about the racist choo choo song
     
  47. ramszoolander

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    I, for one, look forward to Vandy stomping them
     
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  48. BudKilmer

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    yeah but Colt McCoy gets to sing the minstrel song, so that’s really what counts here guys
     
  49. killerwvu

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    Who is Brian Jones and what did he say
     
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