Family members around the holidays

If that’s the case my guess for the “what’s in his ass game” will be one of those bad dragon XXL dildos.

 

She making an appointment after Thanksgiving

 

My pick for the next item in Celemo's guess the foreign object inside someone's rectum thread? It's Mrs. Celemo's opinions on vaccines firmly planted up against Celemo's cecum.

 

It was a while ago, but previous guidance was waiting an extended period of time after infection to get vaxxed, so you may need to wait a couple weeks. I dont know if thats changed

 

So overall I'm feeling like this is a win for Celemo
Wife survived, is getting vaxxed and he gets to have a couple of bachelor days alone for Thanksgiving

 

Except for the whole Ohio State curb stomping Michigan part.

 

I read it as he wants to attend Thanksgiving and she didn’t want him to.

 

Only 3 but everyone will be here from around noon till 10 pm or so. I’ll be on the porch with the turkey smoking.

 

I love all the awkwardness when we go to my wife’s grand parents. It’s the most stubborn group of people I have ever met. The grand dad secretly goes off and gets drunk and smokes the makes everyone uncomfortable with his comments. The uncles gf who everyone hates. The MIL and FIL who’ve just been miserable lately. Just barrels of fun. But he has a lake and I just go fish.

 

fil (70) started wearing yoga pants, no shorts on top, on his walks which is just a ridiculous development. we accompanied him around the neighborhood yesterday and he insisted on saying something, anything, to anyone he saw.

 

dudes rock

 

he had this shirt on to complete the fit

 

Can we get a pic of the type of yogas we’re talking about

 

And he won an argument.

 

Smack. Lol.

 

It changed. No wait time following quarantine.

 

I believe it’s yogo pants when men wear them.

 

If you can't work up a decent camel toe, you should not wear yoga pants.

 

My wife asked me if her mom could invite a friend over for Thanksgiving because she has nowhere else to go. I asked if she’s vaccinated, and now my wife thinks I’m being ridiculous because I’ve already had my booster. I don’t find this to be an unreasonable question, especially considering my immunocompromised mother will be over.

I followed up later and she said her mom already decided not to invite the friend because my family isn’t welcoming to hers anyway (true at times - mostly my mom) so she’s not going to ask if she’s vaccinated. Also said my answer would be “no” and I’m just using the vaccine as an excuse (no).

 

But your MIL is coming over after already complaining you're not welcoming to her? Sounds like a great start!

 

So you get to sit at home by yourself and watch football all day?

 

She’s usually here 2-3 times a week. Can’t imagine what would occasionally be fueling a bit of tension.

 

My BIL announced today that he and his family won't be attending Thanksgiving or any other family events going forward because, "we have turned him into a black sheep." Apparently vaccines are akin to "child murder" and my wife wants him to lose his job because she supports defunding the police (he works on helicopters or some shit for the PD).

Personally I think we're dodging a bullet here but my wife is pretty upset about it.

 

Sounds like he is the black sheep and smartly recognizes his place.

 

Tell him thanks for self isolating and doing his part to stop the spread of Covid!

 

Unless he's like on an gunship with a minigun, literally no one is like "yeah take away the helicopters "

 

I don't think the police in the helicopter are the ones everyone is concerned with

 

My side of the family just backed out of coming to Thanksgiving. So going from 10 people to 5 people. Food is all purchased so lots of leftovers.

 

Black wool can't be dyed, so it was less valuable.

 

My wife just told me that her uncle (host for Thursday dinner) posted a seating chart on Facebook

 

God damn, that is some dumb petty shit that I can get behind.

 

We made the main table so I guess that’s a positive

 

I absolutely think it is. My parents are the same.
Was on a family vacation a couple weeks ago and an old fridge + 100 people going in and out of it all day nothing was cold, including raw meat. I started yelling at family members for having the fridge door open longer than 5 seconds. No one cared. I had diarrhea for a week after.

 

Post the seating chart

 

Well, could be a marketing ploy. Eat fast, make no eye contact under any circumstance and if someone asks you anything always say “Wat?” and make them repeat.

 

Was the goal of it to cause arguments - because if so I feel like he nailed it.

 

You should see how much you can sell your seats for on said Facebook page.

 

First comment on the seating chart should be who wants to trade seats with me?

 

Hosting at my house, 18 confirmed with 6 kids and 12 adults. Some of the highlights include my BIL who works for a utility company but hates socialism and has been known to drop hard Rs, my FIL who doesn’t really like me much and makes a point to loudly cheer against my teams in any and all sports and my drunk younger sister who lived at home without a job until she was 28 but married a rich older guy and is now the most new money obnoxious person you can imagine. Every adult will be drunk by about 4 o'clock and that’s when the fun starts. My BIL and SIL hate each other and I can’t remember the last time they didn’t fight at a holiday. I usually snap at a Fox News talking point once I’ve switched to bourbon and my MIL will absolutely start talking about how she isn’t included in our weekend plans enough. Let the good times roll!

 

Do you own a go pro?

 

What's your onlyfans - feel like I have to see this now.

 

Add in some passive aggressive tendencies and we've got a stew going!

 

Just realized he's LA based - waiting for my plus 1 invite

 

Or plus 3 if you want to really add some fuel to the fire and have to explain the logistics of a throuple to the fam.