Family members around the holidays

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  1. Daniel Ocean

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    IV he is honestly the rare trumptard that gives trump the benefit for the vaccine so he trusted it because of trump. I think he’d have still taken it if Biden was solely responsible for it but honestly idk
     
  2. CUgator

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    wife is pissed because her sister and husband aren’t staying here, and instead decided to take their golf cart on the 5 minute drive back to their house to sleep in their own bed. What a concept!
     
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  3. NoNatty

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    I’ve mentioned that we’re at my wife’s in Arizona. My parents are staying at our house dog sitting. They know we have a doorbell camera, but not sure if they know we get motion notifications.

    We’ve been getting notifications for the past hour so I finally decided to look. Sure enough, it’s my dad walking outside in his boxers to smoke weed. Appreciate you going outside pops (we have two kids under 3).
     
  4. skiedfrillet

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    My mom walked in on me bating in 9th grade and it was never brought up ever again after it happened and I always assumed it was bc I told her she just walked in while I was doing naked stretches, but it turns out she just mentally blocked it out. She also believed her children (3 boys all within a few years of each other) never rubbed growing up. Like 5 years ago we were all drinking around the fire pit out back of their house and the topic came up and she said something like “wait you guys did what?!?!” after my older brother talked about all the times we all caught each other bating growing up.
    My dad chimed in with “honey why the hell do you think we had to buy a new computer every 6 months when they were living at home?”

    poor lady
     
  5. DriveByBBQ

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  6. GoodForAnother

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    broXcore came by for a couple beers and we got the old guy talking about the train systems of Europe. he regaled us with the tale of a time he splurged on a first class sleeper cabin from Munich to Lucerne and it was the most amazing train ride of his life. also a few routes he wants to do around the US. overall lovely evening
     
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  7. fattus

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    I’ve got plyggies in mine.
     
  8. fattus

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  9. fattus

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    Laughed audibly for a bit
     
  10. Butthead

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    Dinner was only about 45 mins late. He went outside and passive-aggressively raked leaves in view of us watching football

    It could have gone worse
     
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  11. Eathan Edwards

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    Sincerely, or just wanted to watch the inevitable family firestorm?
     
  12. Eathan Edwards

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    Honestly I thought "crotch grabbing" was one of the few behaviors that had successfully crossed all racial/religious/gender boundaries
     
  13. Eathan Edwards

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    pffft - an average 13 year old with internet is able to rattle off more pornstar names than SugarShaun
     
  14. Marbles

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    Gran (80) who refused to let anyone cook besides her caught a bought of dementia. After everyone sitting around for an hour asking about food I realized that she hadn’t even heated anything up. I spent the next hour cooking for 15 people including some distant uncle I didn’t know who wore overalls with not shirt and a trump hat. And Gran keeps it at 76 degrees in the house. Really think it needs to be the last time my wife’s family has the tradition of her cooking at her house. Honestly not sure she’ll be around next year. She’s basically blind and insist she needs to continue to drive. May work out in my favor and they’re worth several million.
     
  15. Taffy

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    Just here to clarify that trainspotting isn't that big of a deal here
     
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  16. HoosDaMan

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    Lies.
     
  17. WillySaliba

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    I enjoyed the movie a lot back in the day.
     
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  18. Redav

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    Getting an awkward conversation from my dad about looking at porn on the family computer is burned into my memory. They really should teach a class in covering your tracks because I learned the hard way what internet history was. Also bricked a basically brand new computer downloading porn from Kazaa. Did the cascading pop up one and the one that randomly ejects the cd tray. I was so stupid
     
  19. Goose

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    I got caught a ton and it was basically my mom getting pissed and my dad getting upset because I have younger sisters who use the computer.

    They shipped us off to a church camp one year and cleaned all of our rooms while we were gone. For some reason I had a picture of a shaved vagina printed out under my bed. My dad thumbtacked it to my bulletin board for me to see when I got home
     
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  20. WhiskeyDelta

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    Do the Welsh now speak for the Scots?
     
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  21. Butthead

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    They should teach kids in reformatting storage drives and installing windows instead :comicbookguy:
     
  22. Bishop

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    My Brothers Family didn't come to Thanksgiving bc they just moved into their new house on Tuesday and were busy unpacking/being lazy.

    So my SIL messages my Wife during Thanksgiving Dinner saying that "We need to get together for Christmas soon bc they leave for Costa Rica (Visiting her shitty parents) on the 18th". So that basically gives 2 weekends and like most people our weekends book up pretty quickly. So we look at our Calendars, have a few arguments and figure we can drive the hour and a half it takes to their house on the 4th after we have Family Photos with Santa. SIL has a Wine Tasting that day so it doesn't work for her. :crossedarms::fuckoff:
     
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  23. Pharm

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    My Two SiL got into fight over creating a tick tok and lead to one of them crying.

    they are 21 and 24
     
  24. a.tramp

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    Link to tik tok?
     
  25. duc15

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    Worst for us was how proud my wife’s uncle was of his new beaded let’s go Brandon bracelet. Thankfully we were only there for about 30 mins before heading to my family
     
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  26. bturns

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    my immediate response would be “fuck em then. We will see them next year”
     
  27. NoNatty

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    My MAGA brother in law (who we have been staying with since Tuesday) just tested positive for COVID.

    This thanksgiving just keeps getting better and better.
     
  28. Constant

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    What about the big tents full of people baking? Are those real?
     
  29. Bishop

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    That is my response. My Wife's Bday is the 10th and we are going away for the weekend. She suggested going that Sunday but the last thing I want to do is rush home to then head down to there house and spend 5+ hours driving in the car that day.

    My Son's bday is Jan 8th so they will be invited to his party but likely will not show bc they are either tired from their trip or sick from their trip.
     
  30. bturns

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    man, they sure are making that effort to come see you. Glad they care so much…
     
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  31. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Is he vaccinated?
     
  32. Jigga

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    Spoiler - He is not
     
  33. NoNatty

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  34. NoNatty

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    He is obese, has a bunch of underlying health conditions, and his aunt just died from COVID like a month ago.

    I have zero sympathy but am annoyed.
     
  35. Taffy

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    Can't move for those fucking tents
     
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  36. Sportfan

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    So an unvaxxed person had enough symptoms to go get tested and y’all been around this person all week?
     
  37. NoNatty

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    he woke up early this morning not feeling well. Went into work (because it’s Arizona) and took two rapid tests that were both positive.

    So yes?
     
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  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Damn, he gone then. Too bad big boy, lake of fire!
     
  39. Name P. Redacted

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    Eating lunch at the in-laws and they have a print version of The Epoch Times on the kitchen counter lol. Very on brand.
     
  40. NoNatty

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    He just told my sister in law that if he is put on a vent to not post about it on social media because he doesn’t want to scare people :roll:
     
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  41. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Herman Cain award nominee in the making.
     
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  42. Brocephus

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    Gypsy?
     
  43. CUgator

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    wife wants to stay here a 3rd night here, but says she doesn’t care if I go home :blessed:
     
  44. dump

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    this is a trick
     
  45. bturns

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    this is accurate.
     
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  46. Capstone 88

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    When *dump* sees through a relationship trick, you know that shit is obvious. Don’t fall for it.
     
  47. Constant

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    Yep. That means "don't care if YOU go home (to pack your shit, motherfucker).
     
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  48. ono

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  49. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Yo if my partner gave me an out to do something and I took it there's zero chance I'd let her make me pay for it. Like don't tell me I can do it if you don't want me to. I'm not in this relationship to play dumb games
     
  50. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Also she'd never do that because we communicate honestly
     
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