***Official Everton F.C. Topic***

It’s pretty disgraceful to dive this much while also kicking our ass

 

I was texting with SugarShaun about this. We are missing 7 sure fire or highly potential starters for this game. That’s insane for any team.

 

I was texting my scouser coworker -

“They could have just bludgeoned us in an alley with a bloody rusty club. This is like being poisoned with a Michelin star meal”

 

Seriously, why did we put on Rondon? We should have given Simms 30 minutes

 

What aren’t Everton doing? Having enough players because we are fucking decimated. Why is that not mentioned?

 

To steal a lline from our husk friends

"There's No Hope. Fuck Everything, Go Big Red Up The Fucking Toffees."

 

same muscle injuries as every year so yes that an Everton issue as well with the training staff……along with failed transfer window after window so we have no depth to compete I mean who else fields multiple GK as we do on the bench lol

 

Another game without DCL and Richy (and no Gray)? xG about to be less than .5 for the match

 

And Rondon starting so it’s 10 vs 11 again hoping for a 0-0 draw at best……….Rafa dick riding Rondon so hard is worth of getting urself fired, fuck him for bringing this piece of shit in and more so for playing him……..play Simms or Dobbins or even Cenk at this point

 

This is the worst

 

There’s a 3 foot layer of rust on Doucoure

 

Rondon has had 3 touches. He’s messed up two.

 

That’s a penalty :/

 

It’s a wrap we won’t score

 

I have no desire to watch the rest of this match

 

Fffff put that across the goal

 

Bout to be 3-0 before half

 

Sack this turd and let Big Dunc manage the Merseyside Derby next week.

 

No. Get Big Dunc out too. Half of the problem is relying on shitty old players to keep up the club. Our academy is shit because we just leave kids in

 

Hell Gordon is our best player but Simms can’t get a chance because “it’s not a time for youth” well the old shits sure haven’t shown anything

 

This is fair. A thought leaving the kids down isn’t on him.

 

No but it’s on the other old glory days players that coach the “unders”

 

He won the ball!?!

 

Rondon blocked it

 

Lol Rondon

 

Make it fucking stop

 

Zero creative ideas

 

Glad we’ve only made one sub.

 

Rafa is a moron

 

Make a Fucking sub you shitty Spanish waiter. Rondon has done nothing that should keep him on. Iwobi Fucking sucks

 

1 sub? We haven’t scored in over 300 minutes

 

Just play the fucking u-23 team

 

Is it a bad sign that I’m already sick of watching this season’s team? Usually that happens around the early spring for me, but this squad (and coach) are a chore to watch and it’s only Thanksgiving.

I’m also glad I wasn’t the only one wondering where the substitutes were in the second half. That game called out for fresh legs and something resembling a different look.

To say I’m dreading Wednesday would be an understatement.

 

I will not be wasting another off day watching this sad sack of shit Wednesday. Think I’ll decorate for Christmas instead

 

Yeah outside of CP there is no chance of getting points rest of 2021 and we know no matter who comes back we will picking up more key injuries to cancel out anyone coming back, so yeah we will be in a fight for our live……..absolutely disgusting display of football these guys play game in and game out

 

Rondon gets the start again, not like it matters but fuck

 

Rondon is as likely to score today as Georgia Tech was against Georgia. Yes I'm trying to get the universe to not be able to resist the temptation of making me look like an idiot.

 

I know the scout for The Red Sox in charge of international prospects. I doubt Fenway Sports Group is particularly bothered enough to scout this particular Venezuelan player.

 

this is going to get out of hand

 

Didn't even get a chance to turn it before the goal. Not gonna bother.

 

Anyone watching this is a far braver man than I

 

I'm not sure why I put myself through this but here I am.

 

I’m sticking to my word and doing Christmas decorations

 

Get in!!

 

a wild open play goal appears!