2021 CFB Coaching Carousel: Timmmmmmmayyyy (Open Jobs: 0)

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  1. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    finally having a reason to watch late night games is a win for CFB
     
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  2. Boo MFer!

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  3. I<3privatedances

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    From an OU fan on rivals

    "Level 1 - He asked OU to match the USC money and they politely declined. He was too soft for the program and was never going to win a natty. He probably wouldn’t have transitioned into the SEC very well either, with his softness. DCs caught up with his offensive system and he couldn’t make adjustments. OU had to let him go and I commend them for making the hard decisions. Now they’ll go get a top defensive minded coach who will hire a top notch OC and away they go to more championships."

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  4. gowolverines8

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    if true that ou already had candidates, seems like ou knew this was coming for a bit
     
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  5. devine

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    Big upgrade for him!
     
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  6. Rise

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    lol ou spends 20 years building an identity and now is going to do a 180. Has that ever worked,
     
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  7. Handcuffed

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    this is even more ridiculous than matt rhule
     
  8. Boo MFer!

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    Wat?
     
  9. Taques

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    please hire kliff kingsbury :roll::roll::roll::roll:
     
  10. Handcuffed

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    we have an OU poster here that's an insider that is adament that Riley doesn't cheat.
     
  11. Kevintensity

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  12. Fran Tarkenton

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    NIL deals in Los Angeles will not be an issue IMO
     
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  13. C A N E

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    Kliff has pretty privilege
     
  14. Cornelius Suttree

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    congratulations USC fans. College football message boards were pretty wild when yall we're awesome. Should be a heck of a ride with Riley in LA. Wow
     
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  15. Gritty Badger

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    lol does that guy even Jordan Haselwood?
     
  16. Fran Tarkenton

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    that wasnt cheating his dad was an alum, kids from NOLA and never really had a "hometown".
     
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  17. Cornelius Suttree

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  18. -Prime-

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    Plus he said he wanted to go to a winning program that showcases their receivers. That wasn't Miami and the 2nd part doesn't describe UGA
     
  19. Pharm

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    At first I’m like why would a nfl coach leave a top nfl team and then realized he could double his money. But I guess it’s about what you want to do
     
  20. Fran Tarkenton

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    Right and Georgia already had George Pickens. Werent going to sign both.
     
  21. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Yeah no shit no one wants to take an SEC West job anymore. "Come kill yourself for a chance at intermittent success. We'll give you money."

    Cool to see perhaps the beginning of wealth-spreading?

    Can we interest a high-level coach in the soft bossom of the B1G West?
     
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  22. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Why is it bad to have a good team out west?
     
  23. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I’m a ucla fan why would I want sc to be good?
     
  24. wes tegg

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    This is almost certainly Schefty doing a favor for Kliff's agent to get a later scoop. No way that's accurate.
     
  25. Celemo

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    Lol if Lincoln Riley not being in the P12 was what was holding you back from P12 After Dark
     
  26. Cornelius Suttree

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    I don't think that's accurate. Saw something last week about a few NFL coaches approaching $15-18 million a year
     
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  27. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    You said bad for college football. :idk:
     
  28. C A N E

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    Heupel to OU seems logical
     
  29. Josey Wales

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    It’s not just that the conference and division are tough, but what are your other differentiators apart from yourself? LSU is a top tier but there are many things one can sell at USC that LSU doesn’t have, and you aren’t going to a place that lacks talent to do so.
     
  30. Fran Tarkenton

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    I want Chadwell to Duke
     
  31. IvanTheTerrible

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  32. devine

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    Pretty sure they fired him when he was OC and there’s bad blood
     
  33. Pharm

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    Not Riley he makes 5 million
     
  34. sc_chant

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    I want you to be quiet. Okay, guy?
     
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  35. Tobias

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    fedora
     
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  36. Boo MFer!

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    Lol oh baby this shit is getting good.

     
  37. bwi2

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    would be a home run hire for us in this job market
     
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  38. Kevintensity

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    Needs to show up to the press conference, and when they introduce him he unbuttons his shirt and has an Oklahoma tee on
     
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  39. wes tegg

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    I hope Cutcliffe comes to Ole MIss as a QB coach and/or analyst and/or Manning whisperer.
     
  40. gowolverines8

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    i feel like josh gattis would be a good fit at duke
     
  41. Handcuffed

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    i like my chaos rumors to be believable
     
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  42. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Is Duke a better football job than coastal?
     
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  43. Mr. Bean

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  44. Andy Reocho

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    Why in any world would OU want Sonny Dykes
     
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  45. Boo MFer!

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    I very obviously understand this joke, but can you explain it for my friend who doesn’t get it?
     
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  46. ned's head

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    One of my favorite side stories in this was that there was a bunch of smug OU fans who created accounts on tigerdroppings to thank LSU for getting their coach an extension with more resource commitments

    :loldog::loldog::loldog:
     
  47. RavenNole

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    Venables makes a lot of sense for Oklahoma
     
  48. bwi2

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    No but we have more money

    any up and coming coach should/will run away after one look at our facilities
     
  49. Celemo

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    I feel like I’ll fuckin’, I’ll fucking pull your fucking tongue out your fucking mouth and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAAAAOOOOWWWW!!!!
     
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  50. The Banks

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